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Reviews by 'Downtown'
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Apparently, Hamilton's been Terminated.
Oct 31, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Planet Terror (2007)
Cherry loses her stem.
Aug 28, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Zen Of Bobby V, The (2008)
Valentine's days in Japan.
Aug 12, 2008
Unscored
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G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
Live action? Yo Joe!
May 26, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Flash, The (2023)
Wally West whizzes wildly.
May 14, 2008
Unscored
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Phat Girlz (2006)
Beautiez with big bootiez.
Apr 30, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Casino Royale (2006)
Craig? Connery should worry!
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Chrystal (2004)
Chrystal: it's finally clear.
Apr 24, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Stop-Loss (2008)
Back to Iraq? Whack!
Apr 21, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008)
Apparently, Haim's still lost.
Apr 19, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Black Diamonds: Mountaintop Removal & The Fight For Coalfield Justice (2006)
Making molehills of mountains.
Apr 18, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Love Guru, The (2008)
Myers tries self-help.
Apr 17, 2008
Unscored
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Anton keeps his promises.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(2)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Moss makes moronic moves.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(2)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Moss goes back. Idiot.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Shrek Forever After (2010)
A fourth green. Conclusion?
Apr 16, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Stop-Loss (2008)
Brandon won't go back.
Apr 5, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Men Without Women (1930)
S13's sunken survival story.
Apr 5, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Horton Hears A Who! (2008)
Helpless Whos heard, helped.
Mar 29, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Darth laid her!
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Jonesing four more.
Mar 28, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus, The (2009)
Closing the Ledger.
Mar 25, 2008
Unscored
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(5)
Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008)
Lost for 21 years!
Mar 25, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
3:10 To Yuma (2007)
Singer rocked out.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 3/5
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3:10 To Yuma (2007)
Late train causes pain.
Mar 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
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CSA: Confederate States Of America (2004)
What if whitey won?
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Fist Of Fear, Touch Of Death (1980)
Mallinson mars Lee's legacy.
Mar 17, 2008
Unscored
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Semi-Pro (2008)
Ferrell's freakish hardcourt hijinks.
Mar 14, 2008
Unscored
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Salvage (2006)
Groundhorror Day.
Mar 11, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sorrow And The Pity, The (1969)
Something's fishy about Vichy.
Mar 10, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Dolores Claiborne (1995)
Dolores doles deserved discipline.
Mar 9, 2008
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Smoke (1995)
Auggie blows in Brooklyn.
Feb 27, 2008
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Smoke (1995)
The plot? Kinda hazy.
Feb 27, 2008
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(3)
Death Proof (2007)
Russelling up fresh victims.
Feb 26, 2008
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(1)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
Walken wakes with weirdness.
Feb 26, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Salute (1929)
Fraternal feud features football.
Feb 25, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Beerfest (2006)
Gil lands, fills Landfill.
Feb 25, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Beerfest (2006)
Drunken stupor troopers.
Feb 25, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Henry VIII And His Six Wives (1972)
Drama in two axe.
Feb 19, 2008
Unscored
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(6)
Telegraph Trail, The (1933)
Trent tames telegraph troubles.
Jan 29, 2008
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(1)
Meet The Spartans (2008)
300 jokes and gags.
Jan 28, 2008
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(2)
Awake (2007)
Hayden's awake. Audience isn't.
Jan 25, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Warriors, The (1979)
No sleep 'til Brooklyn!
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Passover Plot, The (1976)
Jesus, what a con!
Jan 21, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Transsexual Menace (1996)
Ex-men united.
Jan 16, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Faris saves.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Salvage (2006)
Duke Desmond dies. Forever.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Ten Commandments, The (2007)
Gould God? Good God!
Jan 8, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
28 Weeks Later (2007)
Later than '28 Days..'.
Jan 8, 2008
Unscored
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Date Movie (2006)
Not Another Romantic Comedy.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
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Boyhood (2014)
Star grows on you.
Jan 6, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Superbad (2007)
Stupid, Bad.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Dumb Manni, dumb.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
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Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)
David Spade: Former Star.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
Requiem for two franchises.
Jan 2, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Speakeasy (1929)
Page plays prize pugilist.
Jan 2, 2008
Unscored
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Forward Pass, The (1929)
Fairbanks's frolicking football film.
Jan 2, 2008
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Words And Music (1929)
Mary motivates musical matriculaters.
Jan 2, 2008
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Black Watch, The (1929)
Donald's daring Asian assignment.
Jan 2, 2008
Unscored
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Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor Production Footage (2002)
Sleepaway sequel didn't survive.
Dec 28, 2007
Unscored
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World War Z (2013)
Z end of civilization?
Dec 20, 2007
Unscored
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(5)
200 Cigarettes (1999)
Many smokes. Movie chokes.
Dec 19, 2007
Unscored
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Prom Night (2008)
Junior 'Prom'.
Dec 9, 2007
Unscored
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Black Gold (2006)
Star: bucks.
Dec 7, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
TransforMores.
Nov 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(6)
21 (2008)
6 X 21 = $$$$$.
Nov 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Justice League (2017)
DC United.
Nov 27, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1998)
Olmos: Matthau... not quite.
Nov 24, 2007
Unscored
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Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1998)
'One Two Three' 2.0.
Nov 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)
Philip's formidable fleet fucked.
Nov 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
I Am Legend (2007)
African-Omega Man.
Nov 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
I Am Legend (2007)
The Will to survive.
Nov 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Comebacks, The (2007)
Jockularity.
Nov 1, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Awesome; I Fuckin' Shot That! (2006)
Fan film footage. Phat!
Oct 30, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
American Gangster (2007)
Harlem under Washington's heights.
Oct 20, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Mr. Untouchable (2007)
Barnes: ignoble.
Oct 18, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Justice League (2017)
Super collection of superheroes!
Oct 17, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Earth To Kids: A Guide To Products For A Healthy Planet (1990)
It's easy being green!
Oct 17, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Fatal Erection (1988)
Die Hard.
Oct 13, 2007
Unscored
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(13)
New York Stories (1989)
Three stories of boredom.
Oct 8, 2007
Unscored
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'Neath The Arizona Skies (1934)
Morrell meets more Moores.
Oct 8, 2007
Unscored
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Shine A Light (2008)
Scorsese's got the Stones.
Oct 6, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Shine A Light (2008)
Stones keep shining brightly.
Oct 6, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)
Elizabeth Raleighs her country.
Oct 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Hitler Meets Christ (2007)
When Hitler met Savior...
Oct 4, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Intolerance (1916)
Demonstrates its title perfectly.
Sep 28, 2007
Unscored
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300 (2006)
Persians kill underwear models.
Sep 28, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Fear Strikes Out (1957)
Backwards baserunning baseballer's biography.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Prospero's Books (1991)
Prospero spooks.
Sep 25, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Little bundle of horror.
Sep 20, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Forbidden Planet (1956)
Morbius's mind makes monsters.
Sep 18, 2007
Unscored
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Ahead, warp factor dumb.
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 2/5
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Sirens' song lures John.
Sep 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
Not easy driving green.
Sep 13, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Miserable, confused, happy, dead.
Sep 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Smoking Depp, with Keef.
Sep 10, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Who's Your Caddy? (2007)
Caddyblack.
Sep 9, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
Spies Like Us (1985)
Chevy Chases Aykroyd's wife.
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Khan do attitude.
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Because I Said So (2007)
Keaton can't curtail concerns.
Sep 2, 2007
Unscored
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