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Old (2021)
Beach to the Future.
May 18, 2022
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Old (2021)
Sunbathing causes wrinkles.
May 18, 2022
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote    
'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Aging Foxy, disappearing hare.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
'R Xmas (2001)
Yule get high.
May 2, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
'R Xmas (2001)
Candy �caine.
May 2, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Playing the Han solo.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Jedi, verses, Sith.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Yoda-ling?
May 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Papa, Noel.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Rick'll always have Paris.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
An American in Paris.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (47)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Bare-ass heiress embarrassed.
Feb 28, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Mess-o-me seed buns.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Roll an' the sack.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Head chef ices biscuits.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Yung, hung, fella cum.
Oct 27, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Close: Anti-puppy AND anti-bunny?
Dec 5, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
1408 (2007)
Dead daughter reunion: Bittersuite.
Oct 9, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
20 Dates (1998)
A dating dorkumentary.
Jun 17, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Hunt For Red Octopus.
Feb 16, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dave terminates run-on sentience.
Nov 20, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick demonstrates domino's effects.
Nov 20, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
21 Grams (2003)
This body $8.00 lighter.
May 15, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (24)   
21 Up (1977)
Tri-septs flexing adult wings.
Jun 13, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
25th Hour (2002)
Norton prepares prison face.
May 9, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
28 Days Later (2002)
Blood + Eye = Seeing red.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
28 Up (1985)
Apted squeezes his quadri-septs.
Jun 19, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
3: The Dale Earnhardt Story (2004)
Fatal crash, Barry's Earnhardt.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
300 (2006)
Spartans purgin', Persians spurtin'.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
35 Up (1991)
Uppers' lives frequently downers.
Apr 24, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
42 Up (1998)
42 Up and over-the-hill.
Apr 24, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
49 Up (2005)
Forty-niners making old rush.
Nov 6, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Best from 'Seven Up'.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
6th Day, The (2000)
Schwarzenegger und doppelg�nger.
Dec 8, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
6th Day, The (2000)
Clonin' the Barbarian.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (52)   
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem's thespian eminence imminent?
Feb 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
A Tale Of Two Santas (2018)
Epic of two Clauses?
Apr 2, 2022
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Dancing Queensland.
Jun 22, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Super-group sings Swedely.
Jun 22, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Rebus: Tour puts cABBAge.
Jun 22, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
About Schmidt (2002)
Ndugu makes Schmidt boohoo.
Jun 6, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
About Schmidt (2002)
Bates cannonballs term 'skinny-dipping'.
Feb 15, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Abs Of Steel (1991)
Model middle after metal.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Abyss, The (1989)
Woman admires watery reflection.
Aug 20, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Accordion Player (1888)
For unsound accordion fans.
May 15, 2023
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Pompous, pompadoured pet Poirot.
Aug 19, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Miami missing Marino, mammal.
Aug 19, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Cocky dick courts Cox.
Aug 19, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Piss-poor Ventura venture.
Aug 19, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Acrobatic Monkey (1898)
Gymnast monkey suits up.
Jan 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Adaptation. (2002)
Cooper's toothless goober super.
Jun 10, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Addiction, The (1995)
'Undead Man Walken'.
Dec 13, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
Adventures Of Chinese Tarzan, The (1940)
Filmgoers hear Tarzan�s yell(ow).
May 9, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland, The (1999)
See felt recover blanket.
May 1, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn, The (2011)
Haddock, Sakharine fight crane-style.
Mar 26, 2012
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Aeon Flux (2005)
Acrobatic assassin's extremely Fluxible.
Sep 29, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Aeon Flux (2005)
Charlize TherAeon.
Sep 29, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Aeon Flux (2005)
HANDler HANDpicks sure-HANDed SitHANDra.
Sep 29, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Aeon Flux (2005)
Aeon pummels Sidhandra hand-to-hand?
Oct 29, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Afghan Muscles (2006)
Af-guns.
Jun 27, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Afghan Muscles (2006)
Islamists allowed a six-pack?
Jun 14, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Air Bud (1997)
Retriever nails three pointers.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Air Bud (1997)
Retriever: (Larry) Bird dog.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)
Retriever: Wet-nose-tackle.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)
Retriever plays linebarker.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)
The Shaggy DB.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)
Retriever attempts pooch punt.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)
Football retriever's more husky.
Mar 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)
Retriever runs with tailback.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)
The Shaggy DH.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)
Mange's In The Outfield.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003)
Retriever becomes a setter.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
Air Bud: World Pup (2000)
Goal-tend retriever.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
Air Buddies (2006)
Air Bud's heirs dubbed.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Air Force One (1997)
Ford: President with a(l)ttitude.
Jun 26, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Air Jesus (2002)
Jesus: Higher power forward.
Dec 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Air Jesus (2002)
Christ on the crossover.
Dec 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Air Jesus (2002)
Jesus becomes Christian (Laettner).
Dec 10, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Air Up There, The (1994)
'The Air' is thin.
Nov 22, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Alamo, The (2004)
Mission: (not so) Impregnable.
May 15, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Alfie (2004)
Alfie's doctor detects lumpenis.
May 10, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Alfie (2004)
Male chauffeurnist pig.
May 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Alfie (2004)
Law defines mAlfiesance.
May 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
Absence of Alice.
Nov 17, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Holey heroine trip!
Oct 25, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Alice's Circus Daze (1927)
Alice's act isn't drawing.
May 15, 2023
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Alien (1979)
Rip rids ship squids.
Aug 6, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Jean-Pierre JeunE.T. film.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Alien� (1992)
Molting Rip's molten dip.
Dec 13, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Aliens (1986)
Queen attacks Ripley's Bishop.
Jul 24, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (69)   
Aliens (1986)
Riperella meets fiery podmother.
May 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Aliens Of The Deep (2005)
James 'Underwater' Camera-in'.
Jan 5, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Alive (1993)
Crash produces rare friends.
Feb 28, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Alive (1993)
Flyin', dyin', tryin' Uruguayan.
Mar 3, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Alive (1993)
Icy dead pupils.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
All Nude Summer (1998)
This Summer's unusually leafless.
Nov 9, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
All Nude Summer (1998)
Summer Springs, clothes Fall.
Nov 9, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Anti-war statement firmly entrenched.
May 21, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
All The Right Moves (1983)
Jerry Maguire's playing days.
Sep 22, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Alligator (1980)
Legendary croc of shit.
Sep 9, 2003
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
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