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Reviews by 'Sean'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1106
reviews published to date.
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Only 11 Angry Men.
May 7, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(27)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Clarke, Kubrick spoke. Zarathustra.
Sep 1, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Cabina, La (1972)
V�zquez permanently disconnected.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Cabina, La (1972)
Caller hangs-up, hangs.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Consequences Of Love, The (2004)
Unservile Servillo, cement suit.
Nov 18, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Steelworker gets lead poisoning.
May 8, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(16)
Emperors Of Antarctica (1993)
March of the Penguins.
Jul 16, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Fantasia (1940)
Sorcerer's apprentice: pesky rodent.
Aug 5, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Godfather, The (1972)
Mafia don't horse around.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(19)
Grave Of The Fireflies (1988)
Setsuko's war: too long.
May 3, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Family downs Syndrome.
Jun 18, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(56)
Incredibles, The (2004)
...a plane? It's Superbaby!
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Latcho Drom (1993)
Romany holiday.
Oct 25, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(9)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Ring-bandit stabs hobbit.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo's ring-finger Doomed.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(9)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Doomed ring.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
No Ring. Peace.
Sep 23, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(19)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gone ring.
Nov 4, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ring-less fishy schizo lisps.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Crose encounter. Pratonic kind.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Machuca (2004)
Sweet Santiago love-triangle.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Apt vision of Aptenodytes.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
The Emperors Hike Back.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(79)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Munch of the Penguins.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(19)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Penguins take babysitting literally.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(34)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Warning: Petrel harms babies.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(18)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Penguin headbutts penguin's butt.
May 3, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(10)
Memento (2000)
Groundhog 15-minutes.
Mar 10, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(19)
Monsturd (2003)
Close encounter, turd kind.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(46)
Monsturd (2003)
Problem 'dump'ed on cops.
Aug 3, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Monsturd (2003)
Attacked by yesterday's lunch.
Aug 3, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(18)
Monsturd (2003)
Convict interred in turd.
Aug 4, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(18)
Monsturd (2003)
Poo To A Kill.
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(35)
Monsturd (2003)
Scatopathic serial killer.
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(10)
Monsturd (2003)
Shit! Shit! Shit! Aarrrgghhh!
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Monsturd (2003)
Plop Fiction.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(32)
Monsturd (2003)
Murder, sewer-side.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(19)
Monsturd (2003)
Faeco-killer.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(11)
Monsturd (2003)
Room with a poo.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(13)
Once Upon A Time In America (1984)
Jewish spaghetti.
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Prick in the Wall.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Retardead (2008)
No. 2 No. 2.
Oct 16, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Roman Holiday (1953)
Roamin' Holiday.
May 26, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(14)
Roman Holiday (1953)
Paparazzi actually respect princess.
May 26, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(11)
Show Me Love (1998)
Coming out, of toilet.
Dec 22, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(10)
Spirited Away (2001)
Chihiro befriends soot balls.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Spirited Away (2001)
Hex and Sen.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Third Man, The (1949)
Greene's Lime gleans slime.
Aug 29, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
...And Justice For All (1979)
No justice for Al.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Guy gets Foxy girl.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Dog chases Guy, Fox.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Avoids dog, catches Fox.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Shy Guy catches Fox.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Guy Handel's Man's challenge.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
21 Grams (2003)
Penn pokes widowed Watts.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
8 Ball Bunny (1950)
Farce of the Penguin.
Feb 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
8 Women (2002)
French whodunnit without victim.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
8� (1963)
Marcello meets Cardinal, Cardinale.
May 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Abyss, The (1989)
Aliens break hydrodynamics law.
May 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Adaptation. (2002)
Nic un-Cages alter ego.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Adaptation. (2002)
Write Club.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
All About Eve (1950)
Gall about Eve.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
American Beauty (1999)
Drugs solve mid-life crisis.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Angel Heart (1987)
Angel has his Epiphany.
Aug 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Antichrist (2009)
I cum blood.
Sep 12, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Antz (1998)
Revolutionary ant-ics.
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Bad Taste (1987)
Splatter. Squelch. Puke. Repeat.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Barefoot Gen (1983)
Boy loses shoes, hair.
Oct 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Barefoot Gen 2 (1986)
Gen's grave new world.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Battle Royale (2000)
Japanese 'Survivor'. Few survivors.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Battle Royale (2000)
Teen srasher frick.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Behind The Sun (2001)
Yellow blood means war.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Granimaniac.
Apr 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Best Years Of Our Lives, The (1946)
Andrews: Air Force waste.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Big Sleep, The (1946)
Bogart is a dick.
May 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Bittersweet Life, A (2005)
Hitman gets President Baek.
Jul 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Black Moon (1975)
Lily and a Frog.
Jun 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Middle-American dark secrets Lynched.
May 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Budget blown on cars.
Jun 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Bothersome Man, The (2006)
Grey New World.
Sep 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Bothersome Man, The (2006)
Dystopia: Nor-way out.
Sep 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Sevigny boned by lesbian.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Braindead (1992)
Kung-fu priest. Zombies wasted.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Braindead (1992)
The Brain-mower Man.
Jun 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Audrey has ginger pussy.
Nov 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Bridge, The (2006)
Dropumentary.
Aug 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Bridge, The (2006)
Daughter under the bridge.
Aug 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Ample arse, flawless accent.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Brotherhood (2004)
Saving Private Jin-seok.
Oct 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Bruce Alrighty!
Aug 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(44)
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
War and Greece.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(37)
Chicken Run (2000)
Farmer: Grab cock, pullet.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Christiane F. (1981)
Natja average junkie.
Dec 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Peeking duck for Xmas.
Dec 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Rosebud burns unnoticed.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Just in. Quayle murdered.
Nov 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Contender, The (2000)
Joan vs. dirty Oldman.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Conversation, The (1974)
Bugged bug buggered bugger.
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Corporation, The (2003)
Psychopatho- corporatophobia.
Apr 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Corpse Bride (2005)
'To love and perish..'.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
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