The Four Word Film Review

Lucky bastard in Paris.

Feb 11, 2005
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Salomon. Hilton's sauce-maker.

Feb 11, 2005
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Tango in Paris.

Feb 11, 2005
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An Evening in Paris.

Feb 11, 2005
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American swallowed by Paris.

Feb 11, 2005
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Paris occupied by American.

May 22, 2005
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)

Paris surrenders to American.

May 22, 2005
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Soggy biscuit.

Aug 17, 2005
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1000 Cumshots (2003)

There's Something Drowning Mary.

Aug 30, 2005
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1000 Cumshots (2003)

1000 cumeo appearances.

Aug 30, 2005
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101 Rent Boys (2000)

101 Bent Boys.

Oct 16, 2007
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3-D Sex And Zen: Extreme Ecstasy (2011)

Comin' at Ya!

Apr 16, 2011
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50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)

Documentary documentary.

Apr 9, 2006
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Adam And Eve (1912)

God the ribber.

May 26, 2006
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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)

God sees dog.

Apr 28, 2006
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All Nude Summer (1998)

Tools out for Summer.

Dec 26, 2004
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All Nude Summer (1998)

Stark Summer.

Dec 26, 2004
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Animal Farm (1954)

Feudalist pigs.

Nov 18, 2004
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Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)

Star Paws.

Aug 21, 2004
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)

Kelvineater.

Jul 26, 2004
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)

Serial chiller.

Jul 31, 2004
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

Self-saucing man-eaters.

Aug 21, 2004
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Attack Of The Monster Mammaries (1987)

Balloons pricked by Hedgehog.

Aug 25, 2007
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Author Conan Doyle (1927)

Elementary documentary.

Apr 18, 2007
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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)

It's Draining Men.

Jun 19, 2006
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)

Fox: Forward to past.

May 16, 2004
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Backside To The Future (1986)

Lesbian paedophile shags herself.

Jan 15, 2006
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Batman: Dead End (2003)

Alien gets the Joker.

Jul 5, 2006
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Batman: Dead End (2003)

Alien trumps Joker.

Jul 5, 2006
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Beheading Chinese (1903)

Zing, pow, no chin.

Jun 15, 2005
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Bestiality (1976)

Dog shags dirty bitch.

Jun 29, 2005
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Bestiality (1976)

Lassie cum home.

Jun 29, 2005
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Bestiality (1976)

Woman likes it 'Ruff!'.

Jun 30, 2005
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Black Island (1979)

Isle be black.

Apr 25, 2005
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Blow Job (1963)

Head-job head shot.

Apr 13, 2005
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Bounty, The (1984)

Bligh. Sea. Fled people.

Jun 11, 2004
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Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)

Pussy gets a pounding.

Jun 20, 2005
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Breasts (1996)

Tales of Two Titties.

Feb 15, 2005
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Breasts (1996)

Norkumentary.

Feb 15, 2005
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Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)

Pleased by small dicks.

May 10, 2005
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Buck Naked In The 21st Century (1993)

Buck's butt naked.

Nov 7, 2004
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Buffy's Bare Ass Barbecue (1996)

Buff Buffy boffed.

Apr 26, 2006
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Busty Cops (2003)

DDetectives.

Apr 14, 2006
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Butt Detective, The (1994)

Clue: fat cheeks.

May 8, 2006
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Butt Detective, The (1994)

Suspect is an asshole.

May 8, 2006
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Cagney & Stacey (1984)

Female dicks examine crevices.

May 22, 2006
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Challenger (1990)

Astronauts all over Florida.

Oct 6, 2005
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Challenger (1990)

NASA's Challenge: finding pieces.

Oct 6, 2005
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Speak up, you cunt!

Jul 10, 2004
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Shut up, you twat!

Jul 11, 2004
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Twat speaks Cheesy noncentz.

Jul 17, 2004
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Phonic box.

Aug 15, 2004
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Chocolate C.H.I.P.S. (1987)

Racing the chocolate highway.

May 8, 2006
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Chocolate C.H.I.P.S. (1987)

Californicator Highway Patrol.

May 8, 2006
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Sex, guys, cocoa date.

Apr 8, 2005
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Tastefully encourages male bi-sexuality.

Apr 13, 2005
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Hand-made chocolate sauce.

Apr 13, 2005
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Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)

Sweet tooth? Suck this!

Apr 13, 2005
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Cleavage (2002)

Norkumentary.

Mar 7, 2006
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Cleavage (2002)

From AA to DD.

Mar 7, 2006
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Cock Tales (2003)

My 'Thing' and I.

Jul 20, 2005
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Cock Tales (2003)

The Penis Monologues.

Jul 20, 2005
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Fast Will.

Jul 7, 2005
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Confessions Of A Male Prostitute (1992)

Ho swallows... his pride.

May 6, 2005
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)

Eggs Benedicked.

Feb 18, 2005
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)

Cock au vin.

Feb 18, 2005
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)

Spaghetti ball-ognaise.

Feb 18, 2005
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Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)

Santa's coming for dinner.

Jul 21, 2005
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Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)

Stuffing turkeys... and chefs.

Jul 20, 2005
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Core, The (2003)

Deep penetration plus Swank.

Jul 30, 2004
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Dance Naked (1995)

Striply Ballroom.

Jan 2, 2005
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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)

Safely in bed... not.

Jul 26, 2004
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Death Of A President (2006)

Bush becomes holier.

Oct 13, 2006
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Debbie Does Dallas (1978)

Exploring Bambi's Woods.

May 8, 2006
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Debbie Does New Orleans (2000)

Wet Sky in Louisiana.

May 8, 2006
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Deep Throat (1972)

Pork-sword swallower.

Jul 8, 2005
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Dictionary Of Sex (1964)

Kama Sutra for nerds.

May 2, 2005
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Dictionary Of Sex (1964)

Sodomy follows rimming.

May 3, 2006
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Dictionary Of Sex (1964)

Warning: Contains fisting, felching.

May 8, 2006
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Digital Penis (2000)

Penis animated by digits.

Dec 28, 2005
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Dildo Diaries (2002)

Real dicks in Texas.

Mar 18, 2005
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Dildo Diaries (2002)

Texan legislature goes limp.

Jan 2, 2005
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Dildo Diaries (2002)

Banned aid.

Jan 2, 2005
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Disco Sex Party (1980)

Disco lancing.

May 31, 2006
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Disco Sex Party (1980)

Suck on Wood.

Jun 17, 2006
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Early Homosexual Fears (1974)

Young-dung-punch-ophobia.

Oct 18, 2005
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Edward Penishands (1991)

Ed, wood, penis hands.

Aug 26, 2007
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Elephant's Toilet, The (1913)

Mammoth BM.

Jan 31, 2005
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Eleventh Commandment, The (1988)

Thou shalt commit adultery.

May 8, 2006
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Emmanuelle The Private Collection: Emmanuelle vs. Dracula (2004)

Serious necking during sex.

Aug 9, 2007
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Emmanuelle, Queen Of The Galaxy (1994)

Exploring a black hole.

Aug 24, 2007
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Erotic Adventures Of Bonnie & Clyde, The (1988)

Clyde shoots at Bonnie.

May 29, 2006
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Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)

Always hard as wood.

May 2, 2005
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Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)

Lie, grow, both ends.

May 2, 2005
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Erotic Adventures Of Red Riding Hood (1986)

Little Red Ridden Hood.

Feb 14, 2005
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Thursday: Friday pokes Wednesday.

Jul 3, 2005
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Robinson cruises up Saturday.

Jul 3, 2005
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Robinson Crusoe luckily shipwrecked.

Jul 3, 2005
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Monday: Friday has Sunday.

Jul 3, 2005
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