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Reviews by 'Sean'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1106
reviews published to date.
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Slow West (2015)
Pavlova Western.
Feb 22, 2016
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Devil's Double, The (2011)
Uday mate.
Aug 23, 2013
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Hannibal (2001)
Hannibal Holocaust.
Jun 17, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Django Unchained (2012)
Spaghetti Southern.
Jun 7, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Rango (2011)
Karma, chameleon.
Aug 29, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
L.A. Zombie (2010)
Night of Giving Head.
May 19, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(7)
L.A. Zombie (2010)
Gay of the Dead.
May 19, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(5)
3-D Sex And Zen: Extreme Ecstasy (2011)
Comin' at Ya!
Apr 16, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Antichrist (2009)
I cum blood.
Sep 12, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bunhongsin (2005)
The Pink Shoes.
Apr 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Kiwi! (2006)
A flight, less bird.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Retardead (2008)
No. 2 No. 2.
Oct 16, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Fat Beauty Contest (2006)
Beauty is deep skin.
May 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Pierrepoint (2005)
Timothy's pall.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Pulse (2001)
Ghosts are PC.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Z: A Zombie Musical (2007)
The Hills are Dead.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Judge, dread.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Beat That My Heart Skipped, The (2005)
Lapsed pianist goes Bach.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Pretty Baby (1978)
New Orleans, old profession.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp performs hand jobs.
Dec 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Peeking duck for Xmas.
Dec 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Descent, The (2005)
Babes, tight holes, eaten.
Dec 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Audrey has ginger pussy.
Nov 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Road To Guantanamo, The (2006)
Holiday in Camp Odious.
Nov 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Apocalypto (2006)
Jaguar outpaced by Jaguar.
Nov 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Sweet Sugar, sour Lemmon.
Nov 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Departed, The (2006)
Rat rats on rat.
Nov 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Fatal Erection (1988)
Rigid, mortis.
Nov 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Latcho Drom (1993)
Romany holiday.
Oct 25, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(9)
Teeth (2007)
Warning! Lips hide teeth.
Oct 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Zoo (2007)
Hung. Like a horse?
Oct 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(7)
101 Rent Boys (2000)
101 Bent Boys.
Oct 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Resistance drives a Mercedes.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Rainbow Warrior, The (1992)
Frogs legs have fins.
Oct 12, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Idiocracy (2006)
Survival of the thickest.
Oct 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Koyaanisqatsi (1982)
Koyawnisqatsi.
Oct 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Until The Light Takes Us (2008)
Black metal illuminated.
Oct 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Xiao Cheng Zhi Chun (2002)
TB or not TB?
Oct 3, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Frog-g-g! (2004)
Froggy style.
Oct 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Bothersome Man, The (2006)
Dystopia: Nor-way out.
Sep 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Bothersome Man, The (2006)
Grey New World.
Sep 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
In Cold Blood (1967)
Wild Dick Hickock.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Pirates (2005)
Pirates' wenches reveal treasure.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Hang 'Em High (1968)
Hung from horse, hoarse.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Caine Mutiny, The (1954)
Sinking Bogie's above par.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Best Years Of Our Lives, The (1946)
Andrews: Air Force waste.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Wait Until Dark (1967)
Attack of killer, refrigerator.
Sep 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Westworld (1973)
Brynner fails acid test.
Sep 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Gold blows away.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari, The (1920)
'Seize 'er, Cesare!'.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Festen (1998)
Dirty secret Festers.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Central Station (1998)
Journey ends with Jesus.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Tales From Earthsea (2006)
Ursura Re Guin.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dreamers, The (2003)
De-flower power in Paris.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Ponyo (2008)
A fish called Ponyo.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Hepburn fondles Cary's bone.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Bone of dinosaur's missing.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
M (1931)
Paedo Lorre.
Sep 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Deliver Us From Evil (2006)
Deliver ass from evil.
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Deliver Us From Evil (2006)
'Forgive us our asspasses'.
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Urotsukid�ji II: Legend Of The Demon Womb (1993)
Demon rapes man-beast.
Sep 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Great Global Warming Swindle, The (2007)
Global warming: Hot air?
Sep 2, 2007
Scored 0/5
Vote
(17)
In The Heat Of The Night (1967)
Black dick: superior performance.
Sep 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
I Love Fat Girls (1991)
Hoggy style.
Aug 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
I Love Fat Girls (1991)
Ride the waves.
Aug 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Edward Penishands (1991)
Ed, wood, penis hands.
Aug 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Attack Of The Monster Mammaries (1987)
Balloons pricked by Hedgehog.
Aug 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Stripper Academy (2004)
Pole dancing, hole lancing.
Aug 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Emmanuelle, Queen Of The Galaxy (1994)
Exploring a black hole.
Aug 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Dead Man (1995)
Nobody's a dead man.
Aug 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Penthouse: Internet Babes (2001)
Privates added to Favorites.
Aug 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Penthouse: Internet Babes (2001)
Website causes involuntary resizing.
Aug 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Black Sheep (2006)
Ovinophobia.
Aug 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Last Year In Marienbad (1961)
Lost Year in Marienbad?
Aug 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Emmanuelle The Private Collection: Emmanuelle vs. Dracula (2004)
Serious necking during sex.
Aug 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Bridge, The (2006)
Daughter under the bridge.
Aug 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Bridge, The (2006)
Dropumentary.
Aug 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Walkabout (1971)
Jenny goes on Swimabout.
Aug 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Bittersweet Life, A (2005)
Hitman gets President Baek.
Jul 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Night Watch (2004)
Count Draculov?
Jul 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
TRON (1982)
Bridges rectifier.
Jul 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
The Devil's Surrogate.
Jul 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Goat of thy womb.
Jul 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Mother of unholy God.
Jul 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Emperors Of Antarctica (1993)
March of the Penguins.
Jul 16, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Children Of Men (2006)
Dystopia devastating for paedophiles.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Monsturd (2003)
Room with a poo.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(13)
Manhattan (1979)
Young Hemingway is earnest.
Jul 5, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Fearless Vampire Killers, The (1967)
Roamin' Pole an' ski.
Jul 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Isle, The (2000)
Fisherman catches a hooker.
Jul 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Urotsukid�ji: Legend Of The Overfiend (1989)
Demon rapist spawns god.
Jun 29, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Harold And Maude (1971)
No wedding, many funerals.
Jun 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Rabbit Fever (2006)
Roger Rabbit.
Jun 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Deliver Us From Evil (2006)
'Lead us into temptation'.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Deliver Us From Evil (2006)
'Suffer, little children'.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Cat Focked the dog.
Jun 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Lady In The Water (2006)
Naff narf, boring scrunt.
Jun 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Split Second Pullout Technique (1992)
Pullout then pull it?
Jun 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Spartacus (1960)
Crassus is crass, suss.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Omega Man, The (1971)
Bio-illogical warfare.
Jun 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
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