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Reviews by 'Scruffybobby'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
214
reviews published to date.
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Alien (1979)
Hurt has horrible heartburn.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Aliens (1986)
Many monsters mince marines.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American Beauty (1999)
Sexpot Suvari seduces Spacey.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Tannen's treacherous time trip.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Doc dances, gains girlfriend.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Battle Royale (2000)
Japanese juvie's homicidal holiday.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Keanu kidnaps historical helpers.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Fireside farting fantastically funny.
Feb 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Soul boys destoy Illinois.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Chopper (2000)
Mad lad shears ears.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Daredevil (2003)
Farrell funny, Garner gorgeous.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Pothead prophets avert Armageddon.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Captive choirboy serenades soldiers.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
London looks very Vietnamese.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Goldfinger (1964)
Connery averts castration attempt.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
GoodFellas (1990)
Marty's magnificent mob mayhem.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Heathers (1988)
Christian creates suicidal scenarios.
Feb 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Fantastic family foils fiend.
Feb 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jaws (1975)
Great white sadly shite.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Gobby Goldblum annoys Attenborough.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Yellow peril punishes yakuza.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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L.A. Confidential (1997)
Spacey's sudden slaying shocking.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Bewildered believers misidentify messiah.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Morpheus's mental motorway mayhem.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Matrix, The (1999)
Ted tickles Trinity's tonsils.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Arrogant amputee angers Arthur.
Aug 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
Bride dies, spy cries.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Cursed cutthroat's carribean cruise.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Falk's fairytale fascinates Fred.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)
Wild girls go walkabout.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Rocky IV (1985)
Rocky rattles Russian's roubles.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Spielberg's shakycam captures carnage.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Schindler's List (1993)
Darkest history, documented artisically.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Poster prevents digging detection.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Feisty fed nails nutjob.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Stand By Me (1986)
Train terrorises tykes.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Spock's sacrifice saves ship.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Jim jumps Klingon klink.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Baldie battles Borg bitch.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Perky princess snubs smuggler.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Ghostly Guiness haunts Hamill.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Boobs! Bums! Big guns!
Oct 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Mighty morphin' murderer melted.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Sarah squishes murderous mechanoid.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Big bottoms, miniscule monoliths.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Tom takes terrifying trip.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Raunchy redhead romances rabbit.
Jun 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Evil Ekland entrances Edward.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Witness (1985)
Cone causes Ford's fury.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Ledger loves shrewish Stiles.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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51st State, The (2001)
Rotund rocker explodes enormously.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Pie (1999)
Teenager's flawed flute technique.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Slightly stodgy second slice.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Steve Stiffler, dancefloor diva!
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Arachnophobia (1990)
Doctor Daniels' arachnid adventures.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Assassin, The (1993)
Not bad... not 'Nikita'.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Aviator, The (2004)
Loony Leo preserves piss.
Jan 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Bad Boys (1995)
Smith, Lawrence shout loudly.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Metalhead morons made messiahs.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Soldiers' Somalian siege situation.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Boiler Room (2000)
Guilty Gio rumbles ruse.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Wahlberg employs enormous willy.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Police pursue Matt's mini.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bring It On (2000)
Dunst, Dushku dancing dimwits.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Crafty conman hoodwinks hooker.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Dastardly Demi masterminds mayhem.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Ben botches perfect partnership.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Clerks. (1994)
Counter surfers' superiority complex.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Closer (2004)
Owen ogles naked Natalie.
Feb 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Shark snacks on Jackson.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Madonna massacres movie musically.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Free Enterprise (1998)
Shatner seeks fanboy's friendship.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fugitive, The (1993)
Tommy-Lee tracks harassed Harrison.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Get Shorty (1995)
Enterprising enforcer targets tinseltown.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Exploding marshmallow engulfs Manhattan.
Feb 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Goonies, The (1985)
Potholers pursue pirate profit.
Feb 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Harrassed hitman ruins reunion.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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High Fidelity (2000)
Black blasts confused customer.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Hulk (2003)
Bruce's daddy proves baddie.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Insomnia (2002)
Pacino pursues wicked Williams.
Feb 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Internal Affairs (1990)
Rotten Richard antagonises Andy.
Feb 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Silent stoner steals simian.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Joy Ride (2001)
Dahl does 'Duel', deftly.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
King Kong (1933)
Giant gorilla gets girl.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Leon (1994)
Assassin's apprentice seeks satisfaction.
Feb 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Lethal Weapon (1987)
Mad Mel disturbs Danny.
Feb 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Iniquitous Afrikaaners abuse immunity.
Feb 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Killer koala causes chaos.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mallrats (1995)
Chocolate pretzel causes puking.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Manhunter (1986)
Cannibal Cox petrifies Petersen.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mask, The (1994)
Wildman woos delectable Diaz.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Liver donor donates life.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Memphis Belle (1990)
Frequent flyers' final fight.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Clint rings Hilary's belle.
Jan 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Mystic River (2003)
Tortured Tim pulverises paedo.
Feb 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Near Dark (1987)
Bloodsuckers savour bar snacks.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Phone Booth (2002)
Kiefer keeps Colin caged.
Feb 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Red Dragon (2002)
Fed foils fiendish Fiennes.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Colour coded crime caper.
Feb 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Rocky III (1982)
Beaten Balboa clobbers clubber.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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