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75	dlanod (1141)
76	[matt] (1112)
77	Sean (1106)

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Reviews by '[matt]'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1112 reviews published to date.

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Review Score

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For The Birds (2000)

Birds of no feathers.

Mar 24, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

For The Birds (2000)

Flipping the birds.

Mar 26, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

Gran Torino (2008)

Walt: grizzly.

Mar 8, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Gran Torino (2008)

Clint fingers gangbanging assholes.

Mar 8, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (16)

Gran Torino (2008)

Gran theft? Oh, Thao.

May 19, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Lifted (2006)

Abduction induction.

Mar 24, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (7)

Presto (2008)

Pixhare.

Mar 8, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)

Robin Hoot.

Mar 16, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

Shrek (2001)

Star: Shrek.

Jul 21, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (24)

Sword In The Stone, The (1963)

Merlin blows himself away.

Aug 18, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (9)

Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)

Lion's a scaredy-cat.

Dec 26, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote (7)

Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)

No place like coma.

Dec 29, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote (7)

Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Pro conman cons pros.

Jul 7, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Corpse Bride (2005)

A Very Wrong Engagement.

Jul 21, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Drop Dead Fred (1991)

Friendship destroys friend's ship.

Sep 23, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Face/Off (1997)

Get outta my face!

Jul 18, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (26)

Hancock (2008)

Hancock gets PR pressure.

Jul 10, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)

Cannibal lechers.

Jul 18, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)

Desert family. Dessert: family.

Jul 19, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (23)

Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)

Get Carters.

Aug 22, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (23)

Hook (1991)

Robin: Man in Tights.

May 14, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (27)

Kiwi! (2006)

Kiwi heads down under.

Mar 2, 2009
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)

Sews your face!

Apr 27, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Your Friend The Rat (2007)

Of Rats and Men.

Feb 25, 2009
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Expendables, The (2010)

The '80s-Team.

Aug 22, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote (18)

Grudge 2, The (2006)

'Grudge' match.

Sep 11, 2009
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1996)

Ringing, swinging, singing, minging.

Jul 10, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Jungle Book, The (1994)

MowgLee.

Dec 3, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Knight's Tale, A (2001)

Sheathed Ledger.

Jul 14, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (23)

One True Thing (1998)

Meryl's Gulden years.

Mar 12, 2009
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Pagemaster, The (1994)

Tome Alone.

Mar 2, 2009
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Rescuers Down Under, The (1990)

Oz Mice and Men.

Nov 23, 2009
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Rescuers, The (1977)

Micey Orphan Power Rangers.

May 15, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (17)

Serendipity (2001)

Fate makes Kate wait.

Jun 16, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Shrek 2 (2004)

Stars Shrek too.

Jul 21, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Shrek The Third (2007)

Star Shrek's Next Generation.

Jul 21, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Vacancy (2007)

Hidden cameras?! Vacancy us!

Oct 31, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Waterworld (1995)

Treasure: Dryland.

Aug 23, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Jeepers Creepers II (2003)

Bat-man returns. Not forever.

Jul 18, 2008
Scored 2/5

Vote (10)

Lake Placid (1999)

Fishin'? Impossible.

Jul 20, 2008
Scored 2/5

Vote (22)

Spiderwick Chronicles, The (2008)

Along Came A. Spiderwick.

Feb 28, 2009
Scored 2/5

Vote (12)

(500) Days Of Summer (2009)

Summer's hot.

Aug 18, 2009
Unscored

Vote (19)

(A)sexual (2011)

Scenes of Asexual Nature.

Apr 10, 2014
Unscored

Vote (5)

100 Ways To Murder Your Wife (1986)

Honey, I'm home...icidal!

Jan 19, 2009
Unscored

Vote (34)

100 Ways To Murder Your Wife (1986)

Matter of wife, death.

Aug 6, 2009
Unscored

Vote (22)

12 Years A Slave (2013)

Soldman Northup.

Oct 11, 2014
Unscored

Vote (4)

127 Hours (2010)

Rock, Aron, the clock.

Jan 27, 2011
Unscored

Vote (12)

1408 (2007)

Panic Room.

May 3, 2009
Unscored

Vote (14)

2012 (2009)

No Day After Tomorrow.

Nov 19, 2009
Unscored

Vote (20)

21 Jump Street (2012)

The Other Guise.

Apr 10, 2014
Unscored

Vote (7)

22 Jump Street (2014)

Investigating WHYPHY. No leads.

Jun 19, 2014
Unscored

Vote (6)

3D: A Brief History (2004)

A brief in-depth documentary.

May 6, 2010
Unscored

Vote (11)

A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (2008)

S-ex life.

Apr 6, 2010
Unscored

Vote (12)

A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (2008)

Girls keep dropping Waitt.

Apr 6, 2010
Unscored

Vote (10)

Absent-Minded Waiter, The (1977)

Not listening for starters.

Sep 30, 2010
Unscored

Vote (12)

Addiction Incorporated (2011)

Scientist does DeNoble thing.

Jan 5, 2012
Unscored

Vote (9)

Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)

Fighting adjust battle.

Nov 22, 2010
Unscored

Vote (8)

Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)

Fate or flight.

Jun 3, 2011
Unscored

Vote (6)

Adult Movie Bloopers (1983)

A dolt movie.

Feb 28, 2014
Unscored

Vote (7)

Adult Movie Bloopers (1983)

Wank err.

Feb 28, 2014
Unscored

Vote (5)

Advanced Tie Dye Techniques: Making Shapes And Mandalas (2005)

Dye: Hard.

Nov 22, 2009
Unscored

Vote (15)

Africa United (2010)

Kids Rwanda across Africa.

Nov 8, 2010
Unscored

Vote (9)

After.Life (2009)

Plight of Living Dead.

Apr 6, 2010
Unscored

Vote (13)

Aileen Wuornos: The Selling Of A Serial Killer (1992)

Cell-ing then selling Aileen.

Mar 24, 2009
Unscored

Vote (12)

Aileen: Life And Death Of A Serial Killer (2003)

Me, My Cell. Aileen.

Mar 29, 2009
Unscored

Vote (24)

Air Guitar Nation (2006)

Rockumentairy.

Nov 7, 2008
Unscored

Vote (17)

Air Guitar Nation (2006)

Guitar HerO2.

Nov 21, 2008
Unscored

Vote (24)

Aladdin (1992)

Rubbin' Williams.

Nov 8, 2010
Unscored

Vote (17)

Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (2013)

Radio host-age.

Jan 16, 2017
Unscored

Vote (5)

Albert Nobbs (2011)

Glenn in men's Close.

Jan 16, 2012
Unscored

Vote (13)

Alice In Wonderland (2010)

Alice, Tim's Wonderland.

Oct 30, 2008
Unscored

Vote (13)

Alien Agent (2007)

UF007.

Oct 19, 2008
Unscored

Vote (19)

Alien Terminator (1988)

E.T-1000.

Apr 2, 2009
Unscored

Vote (11)

Alien Terror (1980)

Italien.

Dec 22, 2008
Unscored

Vote (16)

Aliens Cut My Hair (1992)

Extra-tress-trial.

Apr 8, 2009
Unscored

Vote (23)

Aliens In The Wild, Wild West (1999)

ExtrateWestrials.

Nov 10, 2008
Unscored

Vote (16)

All Is Lost (2013)

Mast away.

Nov 24, 2015
Unscored

Vote (7)

Amateur Trapeze Performers, The (1898)

Trapeze without the ease.

Mar 30, 2009
Unscored

Vote (17)

Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)

Repeater Parker.

Jul 5, 2012
Unscored

Vote (9)

American Gangster (2007)

Shoot-up in drug den.

May 19, 2010
Unscored

Vote (15)

American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006)

Run, Frat Boy, Run.

Apr 4, 2015
Unscored

Vote (5)

Anchorman: A XXX Parody (2011)

Wankerman.

Jul 4, 2012
Unscored

Vote (6)

Anchorman: The Legend Continues (2013)

Encoreman.

Feb 27, 2014
Unscored

Vote (8)

Andy Warhol (1987)

Andy work.

Aug 3, 2009
Unscored

Vote (11)

Animal Factory (2000)

The Longest Furlong.

Apr 1, 2009
Unscored

Vote (9)

Animals In The Womb (2006)

Animal Form.

Aug 18, 2009
Unscored

Vote (12)

Animals In The Womb (2006)

Pre-Born, To Be Wild.

Aug 18, 2009
Unscored

Vote (17)

Anita: The Shocking Account Of A Young Nymphomaniac (1973)

Addickted.

May 12, 2009
Unscored

Vote (18)

Annie (1982)

Billionaire lacks hair/heir.

Jul 6, 2008
Unscored

Vote (24)

Annie (2014)

Adoptation.

Jan 6, 2015
Unscored

Vote (7)

Ant-Man (2015)

Anty hero.

Jun 24, 2014
Unscored

Vote (14)

Antboy (2013)

Vigilanty.

Apr 22, 2014
Unscored

Vote (6)

Antz (1998)

A Bug's Strife.

Sep 22, 2008
Unscored

Vote (12)

Antz (1998)

Roam-antz.

Dec 20, 2010
Unscored

Vote (14)

Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)

Anvil's inspirational mettle.

May 7, 2009
Unscored

Vote (11)

Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)

Anvil's rise and fall.

May 7, 2009
Unscored

Vote (16)

Apocalypse Now (1979)

Charlie, Sheen.

Aug 6, 2009
Unscored

Vote (20)

Are You The Favorite Person Of Anybody? (2005)

Popularity confessed.

Mar 21, 2010
Unscored

Vote (10)

Arranging The Tea Table (1946)

Table manner.

Dec 31, 2009
Unscored

Vote (11)

Art & Copy (2009)

Ad ventures.

Aug 14, 2010
Unscored

Vote (11)

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