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Reviews by '[matt]'
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with a total of
1112
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Zoolander 2 (2016)
Modelled on first 'Zoolander'.
Jul 4, 2012
Unscored
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(4)
Zookeeper (2011)
Doctor Zoolittle.
Jul 25, 2011
Unscored
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(6)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
I ogle dead people.
Feb 21, 2009
Unscored
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(22)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
eROTic.
Jan 21, 2009
Unscored
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(32)
Zombie Jesus! (2007)
The Resurrection of Christ.
Mar 6, 2009
Unscored
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(15)
Zombie Cheerleader Camp (2007)
Gimme an AAARRRGGH!!
Nov 23, 2009
Unscored
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(17)
Zombeavers (2014)
Nice gnawing you.
Feb 23, 2014
Unscored
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(6)
Yours, Mine And Ours (1968)
First 18 kids movie.
Sep 23, 2008
Unscored
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(7)
Your Friend The Rat (2007)
Of Rats and Men.
Feb 25, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Your Chicken Died Of Hunger (2002)
Chicken karma?
Nov 7, 2008
Unscored
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(15)
Young At Heart (2007)
Rocktogenarians.
Aug 30, 2010
Unscored
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(15)
Yogi Bear (2010)
Yogi Bear's little resemblance.
Aug 16, 2010
Unscored
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(10)
Yes Man (2008)
No 'no'. No-no? No.
Sep 29, 2008
Unscored
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(21)
Yellow Sticky Notes (2007)
What a To Do.
Oct 5, 2010
Unscored
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(8)
Year One (2009)
BC - Black, Cera.
Jun 19, 2009
Unscored
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(16)
XXx (2002)
Don't see, see, see.
Jul 19, 2010
Unscored
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(7)
World's End, The (2013)
To the bitter end.
Jul 31, 2013
Unscored
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(11)
World's End, The (2013)
ALEiens.
Jul 26, 2013
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(11)
World's Biggest Penis (2006)
A Very Long Engorgement.
Sep 7, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
World War Z (2013)
The UN, dead.
Jul 15, 2012
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(11)
Wonderful World Of Roald Dahl, The (2005)
Roald Trip.
Apr 20, 2009
Unscored
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(26)
Womb (2010)
Womb mate.
Apr 20, 2012
Unscored
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(5)
Woman's Point Of View During Sex, A (1992)
A view of point.
Mar 5, 2009
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(17)
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing, The (1922)
Wear wolf.
Sep 30, 2010
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(11)
Wolf Girl (2001)
Girl provokes wolf whistles?
Apr 20, 2009
Unscored
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(13)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Lion's a scaredy-cat.
Dec 26, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
No place like coma.
Dec 29, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Wizard Of Oz On Ice, The (1996)
The Blizzard of Oz.
Sep 12, 2009
Unscored
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(21)
Withnail & I (1987)
Grant's whiskey.
Aug 15, 2012
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(5)
Witches, The (2020)
Witches recast.
Nov 4, 2009
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(14)
Wine Enema (1995)
Rosé cheeks.
Aug 13, 2012
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(7)
Wine Enema (1995)
Buttholes of wine.
Aug 13, 2012
Unscored
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(6)
Wild Ocean 3D (2008)
Ocean's Delve.
Aug 23, 2009
Unscored
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(13)
Whose Shit Is This? (2006)
Poodunit?
Sep 15, 2009
Unscored
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(16)
Whiplash (2014)
Drumatic.
Jan 10, 2015
Unscored
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(11)
Whiplash (2014)
Drumming isn't cymbal.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
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(3)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Romantic coma-dy.
Mar 11, 2012
Unscored
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(11)
When Snooker Ruled The World (2002)
Players break under pressure.
Jul 11, 2009
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(22)
When Girls Do It: An Examination Of Female Sexual Offenders (2002)
The fair sex offenders.
Jan 5, 2009
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(13)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Big Momma's Hearse.
Sep 1, 2016
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(7)
What Would Jesus Play? (2003)
Noughts and Crosses?
Apr 30, 2009
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(16)
What Happened To Monday (2017)
Sister Act 7
Aug 28, 2017
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(6)
What Happened On Twenty-third Street, New York City (1901)
A gusset of wind.
Jan 13, 2010
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(11)
Weird Science (1985)
Wankenstein.
Aug 16, 2016
Unscored
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(5)
Weather Girl (2009)
Under the weather girl.
Aug 6, 2009
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(12)
Weather Girl (2009)
Stormy end to relationship.
Aug 6, 2009
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(13)
We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011)
Ma Tilda.
Apr 20, 2012
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(9)
Wax On, F*ck Off (2010)
Karate Kid kick-starts career.
Jul 21, 2010
Unscored
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(6)
Waterworld (1995)
Treasure: Dryland.
Aug 23, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Wanted (2008)
Wesley snipes.
Jul 7, 2008
Unscored
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(44)
Wanted (2008)
Weave 'em and reap.
May 3, 2009
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(14)
Wanted (2008)
The Temple of Loom.
Apr 6, 2010
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(10)
Walt: The Man Behind The Myth (2001)
Walt an amazing guy.
Sep 29, 2009
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(7)
Walking (1968)
All walks of life.
Aug 8, 2010
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(8)
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (2004)
Anchorman bonus feature.
Mar 22, 2009
Unscored
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(8)
Violent Shit (1987)
Tough shit.
Apr 19, 2009
Unscored
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(14)
Vibration For Healing: The Sound You Feel (2008)
Sound's good.
Jan 4, 2010
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(16)
Vibration For Healing: The Sound You Feel (2008)
Healing aids.
Jan 5, 2010
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(11)
Vanishing Of The Bees (2009)
Bees buzz off.
Nov 29, 2009
Unscored
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(16)
Vampires vs. Zombies (2004)
Between flesh and blood.
Aug 18, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
Vampire Whores From Outer Space (2005)
The Vampire Strokes Back.
Mar 14, 2011
Unscored
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(9)
Vacancy (2007)
Hidden cameras?! Vacancy us!
Oct 31, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(11)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Genitals not in shipshape.
Jun 22, 2009
Unscored
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(12)
Urination (2003)
A piece of piss.
Dec 14, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
Up In The Air (2009)
Ryan, air.
Jan 8, 2010
Unscored
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(21)
Untitled Keith Moon Project (2012)
Totally clips of Moon.
Aug 20, 2008
Unscored
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(18)
Unknown (2011)
Neeson's identity: Taken.
Nov 1, 2011
Unscored
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(6)
Uncle Josh At The Moving Picture Show (1902)
First ever screen grab.
Jan 17, 2010
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(14)
Unborn In The USA: Inside The War On Abortion (2007)
Abhortion.
Nov 11, 2008
Unscored
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(15)
Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex For Women 2, The (2000)
Informative, on the hole.
Aug 6, 2009
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(15)
Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex For Women 2, The (2000)
No ifs. Know butts!
Aug 6, 2009
Unscored
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(18)
Tyrannosaur (2011)
Mullan's in a Paddy.
Jan 22, 2012
Unscored
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(4)
Twilight Saga: New Moon, The (2009)
Twilight gets darker.
Jan 4, 2010
Unscored
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(10)
Twilight Saga: Eclipse, The (2010)
Trilight.
Aug 18, 2009
Unscored
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(15)
Twilight (2008)
Bella's a vamp eyer.
Aug 23, 2009
Unscored
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(19)
Twilight (2008)
Twilight is dim.
Jan 4, 2010
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(8)
Tweety And The Beanstalk (1957)
Chick with a stalker.
May 8, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
Truth In Numbers? Everything, According To Wikipedia (2010)
Wikipedia account.
Apr 9, 2009
Unscored
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(13)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Robert Browney Jr.
Jun 2, 2008
Unscored
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(37)
Troll In Central Park, A (1994)
Thumb kind of magic.
Sep 22, 2009
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(11)
Troll In Central Park, A (1994)
A lovely park's troll.
Sep 22, 2009
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(11)
Treevenge (2008)
Tree leaves people dead.
Dec 30, 2009
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(11)
Treevenge (2008)
Carnivorous coniferous?
Dec 30, 2009
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(11)
Treevenge (2008)
Bodies 'n' the trunk.
Dec 30, 2009
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(11)
Trashed... (2007)
A rubbish documentary.
Jul 10, 2009
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(14)
Trashed... (2007)
Trash talking.
Jul 10, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
Trapeze Disrobing Act (1901)
Strip bar.
Jan 13, 2010
Unscored
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(20)
Tramp's Nap Interrupted (1901)
Lazy and the Tramp.
May 27, 2009
Unscored
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(16)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Too old for Woody?
Oct 26, 2009
Unscored
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(24)
Total Recall (2012)
Total Remake.
Mar 21, 2010
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(20)
Total Recall (2012)
Total Recall total recall.
Mar 21, 2010
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(16)
To Save A Life: Ending Domestic Violence In Jewish Families (1997)
The Jewdicial system.
Jul 24, 2009
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(9)
To Rome With Love (2012)
Woody, Ellen.
Jun 29, 2012
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(7)
Titanic: The Legend Goes On... (2000)
Titanic's inks.
Mar 11, 2011
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(8)
Thunderpants (2002)
Gastro Boy.
Jan 27, 2011
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(11)
Thunderbolt And Lightfoot (1974)
'Dude' looks like lady.
Feb 15, 2016
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(5)
Throbbin' Hood (1987)
Will Scarlett's scarlet willy.
Dec 8, 2008
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(17)
Throbbin' Hood (1987)
Bow jobs.
Dec 10, 2008
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(33)
This World Of Ours: Greece (1951)
Greece enlightening!
Jun 25, 2009
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(15)
This Must Be The Place (2011)
Penn in Black.
Apr 18, 2012
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(7)
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