Schneider's no lard-arse.
Username
Password
Remember Me
Forgotten Login?
75
dlanod (1141)
76
[matt] (1112)
77
Sean (1106)
Cinemattic.
Reviews by '[matt]'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1112
reviews published to date.
Order by
Film Name
Review Votes
Review Score
Chronological Order
Show
All
Wanted (2008)
Wesley snipes.
Jul 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(44)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
The Born Old Entity.
Aug 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(41)
Teeth (2007)
They Will Pee Blood.
Jul 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Robert Browney Jr.
Jun 2, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Catwoman (2004)
Purr suit of Crappyness.
Dec 8, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Blob, The (1958)
Goo: Bad & Ugly.
Sep 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Run for your loaves!
Dec 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Teeth (2007)
Clitoral Damage.
Jul 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(35)
100 Ways To Murder Your Wife (1986)
Honey, I'm home...icidal!
Jan 19, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
Exes of evil.
Apr 5, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Clooney Toon.
Sep 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Throbbin' Hood (1987)
Bow jobs.
Dec 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(33)
History Of The Joke (2008)
Gag reflects.
Apr 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Quantum Of Solace (2008)
006th 007. '008.
Sep 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
eROTic.
Jan 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(32)
History Of The Joke (2008)
A musing on amusing.
Oct 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Social Network, The (2010)
Facebook profile.
Jan 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Sex And Astrology (1971)
MammAries.
Jan 19, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Boat That Rocked, The (2009)
Radio, waves.
Apr 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Life versa.
Aug 18, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Enter The Fat Dragon (1978)
Snackie Chan.
Aug 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)
Pre-Ring Serkis.
Oct 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Hook (1991)
Robin: Man in Tights.
May 14, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Boston Strangler, The (1968)
Smother fucker.
Jul 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Face/Off (1997)
Get outta my face!
Jul 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
The Truant Show.
Aug 24, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Jackass 3D (2010)
Jackasses have depth wish.
Aug 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Love Life Of A Gorilla (1937)
Fancy a treesome?
Apr 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Patch Adams (1998)
Dr.? No.
Aug 18, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Wonderful World Of Roald Dahl, The (2005)
Roald Trip.
Apr 20, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Disco Kung Fu (2002)
Boogie Fights.
Aug 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Hard Rock Zombies (1984)
AC/DeCeased.
Nov 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Impotence (1975)
No hard feelings.
Mar 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Is It Hot In Here? A Film About Menopause (1986)
Go without the flow.
Sep 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(25)
J.K. Rowling: A Year In The Life (2007)
Harry plotter.
Dec 4, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Rotten Shaolin Zombies (2004)
Tai chi dead people.
Dec 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Santa's Slay (2005)
Chestnuts roasting... OPEN FIRE!
Dec 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(25)
So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)
No axe before marriage.
Jul 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Aileen: Life And Death Of A Serial Killer (2003)
Me, My Cell. Aileen.
Mar 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Air Guitar Nation (2006)
Guitar HerO2.
Nov 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Annie (1982)
Billionaire lacks hair/heir.
Jul 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Female Masturbation (1978)
What Women Wank.
Aug 26, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Green Zone (2010)
Weapons of Matt's Disruption.
Mar 12, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Hotel For Dogs (2009)
Groom service.
Nov 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009)
Thrice Age.
Mar 1, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Invention Of Lying, The (2009)
Therein lies the comedy.
Sep 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Last Prostitute, The (1991)
End of Lays.
Aug 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Sex Aliens (1986)
Ho zone. Lay her.
Mar 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Shrek (2001)
Star: Shrek.
Jul 21, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Shrek Forever After (2010)
Star Shrek's Final Frontier.
May 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(24)
So You Want To Play The Piano (1956)
Ivory much want to.
Apr 18, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Tattooist, The (2007)
Monster's ink.
Oct 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Too old for Woody?
Oct 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Aliens Cut My Hair (1992)
Extra-tress-trial.
Apr 8, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
They love (blood-types) AB,B,A.
Aug 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Coco Before Chanel (2009)
Discovery: Chanel.
Jul 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Geri's Game (1997)
An old chess nut.
Feb 5, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)
Desert family. Dessert: family.
Jul 19, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)
Get Carters.
Aug 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Hip Hop Homos (2004)
Not Straight Outta Compton.
Aug 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Sheathed Ledger.
Jul 14, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Nude Prisoners (1994)
Hymen Punishment.
Mar 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Sunshine (2007)
The Solar Express.
Oct 20, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Teeth (2007)
Private parts part privates.
Jul 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
100 Ways To Murder Your Wife (1986)
Matter of wife, death.
Aug 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Avatar (2009)
Fern, Sully.
Dec 20, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Bad Santa (2003)
Sain't Nick.
Aug 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Boxing Dogs (1899)
Dog beat dog.
Sep 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Fights, Cameron, Action!
Mar 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Dance Naked (1995)
Choreographic.
Sep 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Foo Fighters: Everywhere But Home (2003)
Foo Fightour.
Nov 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Fourth Kind, The (2009)
E.T. foe: Nome.
Sep 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Haunted Hotel, The (1907)
Hotel 'n' spectres.
Oct 14, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Higher Mathematics Made Fun (1991)
Good times...
Jun 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Incest (2002)
Kin-ky.
Jul 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Killer Toilet From Outer Space (2003)
Loo-natic.
Mar 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Lake Placid (1999)
Fishin'? Impossible.
Jul 20, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Me, Myself, Magazine.
Sep 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Mist, The (2007)
Fatal mist takes.
Sep 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Parent Trap, The (1998)
Con-joined twins.
Jul 23, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)
The Evil Wed.
Mar 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Strip Poker (2006)
Strip. Clubs.
May 25, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
When Snooker Ruled The World (2002)
Players break under pressure.
Jul 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
I ogle dead people.
Feb 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Boxing Dogs (1899)
Dog pound.
Sep 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Bride Wars (2009)
My Ex-Friend's Wedding.
May 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Case Of The Missing Hare (1942)
Hare loss.
Jun 5, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009)
Weather fork-cast.
May 7, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
The Joy of Snacks.
Aug 14, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Descent: Part 2, The (2009)
Return descender.
Oct 23, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Hangover, The (2009)
Total Non-Recall.
Jun 19, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Hanna (2011)
Ronan the Barbarian.
Jan 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Hellraiser (1987)
Pain adorer's box.
May 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Horse Eating Hay (1897)
Hay Chewed.
Mar 16, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Making ends meet.
May 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Jesus Tells A Joke (1999)
The Messiaaaaahahahaha!
May 20, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Ong Bak 2 (2008)
Ong Back.
Aug 30, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Pay It Forward (2000)
I see dead pupil.
Feb 5, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Pig That Would Not Stay At Home, The (1912)
This little piggy went.
Feb 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Portraits Of Anorexia (1986)
Anorexia: a poor trait.
Apr 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Page Range
44 <---> 21
21 <---> 17
17 <---> 15
15 <---> 13
13 <---> 12
12 <---> 11
11 <---> 9
9 <---> 8
8 <---> 6
6 <---> 4
4 <---> 3
� Copyright 1999-2024 benj clews... Site comments or suggestions welcomed at
[email protected]
...
<Memorial>
