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Reviews by 'Fresno'
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with a total of
997
reviews published to date.
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Being Mick (2001)
Loose lips, Sting, chicks.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Black Hole, The (1979)
V.I.N.CENT: R2D2 for ID10Ts.
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dirty War (2004)
London smog becomes radioactive.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Driving School (1990)
Malaysians can't drive.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Drunk Driving (1939)
DUI sees dead people.
Jan 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Drunk Driving (1939)
Refrigerator salesman's passengers iced.
Jan 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fahrenhype 9/11 (2004)
Weapon of Moore Destruction.
Jan 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Frogmen (1994)
OJ learns to kill.
Feb 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Frogmen (1994)
Killer Juice.
Feb 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Graffiti Bridge (1990)
Ethereal Aura woos Prince.
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Kunoichi Lady Ninja (1998)
Girl ninjas battle transvestites.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Kunoichi Lady Ninja (1998)
Electric nipples defeat baddies.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Lovely Bones, The (2009)
Jackson explores child abuse.
Jan 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Manatee: The Forgotten Mermaid (2005)
Sea cow round-up.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Mardi Gras: Made In China (2005)
Beads of Sweat(shop).
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Mr. 3000 (2004)
Three hits from paradise.
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
My Bare Lady (1989)
Liza's dick-tion improves.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Naked Detective, The (1996)
No shirt Sherlock.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Naked Detective, The (1996)
Private dick, exposed.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Naked Lawyers (1996)
Lawyers peeling. Un-appealing.
Jan 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Paths Of Glory (1957)
Spartacus hits the trenches.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Powaqqatsi (1988)
Arresting musical development collage.
Aug 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Pursued (2004)
Slater goes headhunting.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Pursued (2004)
Christian gets LoJacked.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Safecracker, The (1958)
Churchill wants a 'cracker.
Aug 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)
Martians earn coal lumps.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Seven Pounds (2008)
Smith parcels self out.
Dec 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Cock. Asian.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Ski For Two (1944)
Santa's Woody 'pecker.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
The Third Web.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Stay Hungry (1976)
Arnie fiddles with Field.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Vampyres (1974)
Tail from the crypt.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Crawford hates Bette's cooking.
Dec 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Fairlane has shtick shit.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Alamo Bay (1985)
Malle de mer.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Being, The (1983)
Landau, Buzzi? Toxic waste!
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
Cop car lost. Yay.
May 2, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Execution Of Czolgosz, With Panorama Of Auburn Prison (1901)
Kill Bill, pay price.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Frogs (1972)
Toadily awful horror flick.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(10)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Clarkson's boring beach party.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Jaws 2 (1978)
Amity's gilled horror 2.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
Jersey Girl (2004)
J-Lo: A(f)fleck on windscreen.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Kid In King Arthur's Court, A (1995)
Little Leaguer saves Camelot.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Kid In King Arthur's Court, A (1995)
Disney's Twain off track.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(7)
Kid In King Arthur's Court, A (1995)
'Princess' Winslet's less Titanic.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Lonely Lady, The (1983)
Pia's screenwriting talent spreading.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Once Upon A Girl (1976)
Jackin' the beanstalk.
Jul 23, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
Once Upon A Girl (1976)
Mother Goose gets 'Fritz'-ed.
Jul 23, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
P.U.N.K.S. (1999)
Teenager Alba fakes pregnancy.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Sweet Ride, The (1968)
Bisset ridden, not sweetly.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Swept Away (2002)
Marooned moron Madonna marginalized.
May 8, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Tremors 3: Back To Perfection (2001)
Worm War III.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(4)
American Pie (1999)
Big tart gets humped.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Amityville's flies know crap!
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid (2004)
Brazilian snakes visit Borneo. .
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
April Fool Joke, An (1901)
Hooky players. Hat trick.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Aquamarine (2006)
Fish-girl gets Clueless.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Aquamarine (2006)
Aqua-moronic.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Aquamarine (2006)
Debu-tuna.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Aquamarine (2006)
Lifeguard seeks, finds 'tail'.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Travolta's Alien Smithee Production?
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Black Bird, The (1975)
Spade's son? Raven lunacy!
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Blood & Donuts (1995)
Devil's food, plasma glazed.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Blood & Donuts (1995)
Skin cruller.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Blood & Donuts (1995)
Canadian vampire's Winchell factor.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Blood & Donuts (1995)
Dying for an eclair.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Cat dander 'Myers' Baldwin.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Dark Asylum (2001)
Psychiatrist/ supermodel goes Rambo.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Doctor And The Devils, The (1985)
Bond, Pryce bottoming out.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Drumline (2002)
Southern-style corn, drumsticks.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Drumline (2002)
Drum And Drummer.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
Electric Horseman, The (1979)
Fonda: Horseman knew her.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Four Dogs Playing Poker (2000)
Winning draw: four spayeds.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Four Dogs Playing Poker (2000)
Poker pooch picture poached.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Scooby-Mew.
Sep 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Gigli (2003)
Turkey time! J. Low.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Good Burger (1997)
Nickelodeon needs hamburger helper.
Jul 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Gorilla, The (1939)
Stale Ritz horror send-up.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Great Outdoors, The (1988)
Canucks' crappy camping comedy.
May 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Green Berets, The (1968)
Uncle Duke Wants YOU!
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Hindenburg, The (1975)
Oh, the hu-matinee!
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(12)
Hindenburg, The (1975)
Gasbag goes up, down.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Hookers In A Haunted House (1999)
Amityville Whores.
Jun 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
Hulk (2003)
Large, green Scooby-Doo.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
I Am The Cheese (1983)
Cheese-maker doesn't know jack.
Dec 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Ice Cream Man (1995)
Ice cream, dead people.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Ice Cream Man (1995)
Corpses as mix-ins.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Ice Cream Man (1995)
Sundae, bloody sundae.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(27)
JFK (1991)
Conspiracy theory assassinine.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Josie And The Pussycats (2001)
Tara's band needs aid.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
Just Married (2003)
Brittany dumb. Kutcher dumberer.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Bruckheimer's brainless kangaroo komedy.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Scooby Roo.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
King Ralph (1991)
Wild King-dumb.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Love Don't Cost A Thing (2003)
Can't Bling Me Luv.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(14)
Lust For Dracula (2004)
Strip. Stake.
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Mambo (1955)
Mambo (is) No. 2.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Millennium (1989)
Mankind's future: Cheryl Ladd.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Crawford's a bad mutha!
May 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Monkeyshines, No. 1 (1890)
Sacco Albanese earns $1.50.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
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