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Reviews by 'Fresno'
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997
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Avatar (2009)
Cripple finds blue space.
Oct 7, 2011
Scored 6/5
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Lovely Bones, The (2009)
Jackson explores child abuse.
Jan 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Kurt's head - Courtney's hole.
Dec 16, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Avatar (2009)
Blue skin, green message.
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Avatar (2009)
Greed gets the blues.
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Smith parcels self out.
Dec 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Indigo (2003)
'Starchildren' make wireless connection.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Benchwarmers, The (2006)
Three Stooges little league.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Other Sister, The (1999)
Lewis + Ribsi: Swee-tards.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Depp's pseudo-coup puzzles.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sandlot, The (1993)
Junkyard, dog, autograph hound.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dal� (1991)
USA says 'Hello Dal�'.
Mar 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Aquamarine (2006)
Lifeguard seeks, finds 'tail'.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Aquamarine (2006)
Debu-tuna.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Aquamarine (2006)
Aqua-moronic.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Aquamarine (2006)
Fish-girl gets Clueless.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Clarkson's boring beach party.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Block Party (2005)
Brooklyn parties with Re-Fugees.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Twin affinity, and Beyonc�.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
King Kong (2005)
Jurassic Kong.
Nov 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Rugrats Go Wild! (2003)
Thornberry-Rugrats combo's 'Nickelodious'.
Nov 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
One Hundred And One Dalmatians (1961)
Cruella sees spots run.
Nov 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Marathon (2002)
Reference materials given bath.
Nov 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Marathon (2002)
Subway noises inspire puzzler.
Nov 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Walk The Line (2005)
Carter is Johnny's heroine.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Munchkin under the train-bow.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Dwarf trained for life.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Secret Window (2004)
Plagiarism accuser seeks execution.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Stay Hungry (1976)
Arnie fiddles with Field.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993)
Aluminum 'zilla recycled.
Sep 18, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Pursued (2004)
Christian gets LoJacked.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Mayor Of The Sunset Strip (2003)
Rodney and the Roq.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Kunoichi Lady Ninja (1998)
Electric nipples defeat baddies.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Kunoichi Lady Ninja (1998)
Girl ninjas battle transvestites.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Pursued (2004)
Slater goes headhunting.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Safecracker, The (1958)
Churchill wants a 'cracker.
Aug 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Eye, The (2002)
Transplanted visions haunt Mun.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Ring-girl gets pummeled.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Virginia's Run (2002)
Pocketed flag exposes cheater.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Hypercube: Cube 2 (2002)
Re-boxed.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Cellular (2004)
Terror via cell.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Hole, The (2001)
Mystery. Thora holds key.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hole, The (2001)
Thora needs thorazene.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sea Inside, The (2004)
Spanish hotties love quad.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sea Inside, The (2004)
Spaniard lives for death.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sea Inside, The (2004)
Suicidal quadriplegic: babe magnet.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Nemo's squid pro quo.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Not Without My Daughter (1991)
Tehran away.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sybil (1976)
Gidget goes insane.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
A Hole In One (2004)
Desperately Seeking Transorbital Lobotomy.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminal Velocity (1994)
Sheen 'chutes . . . doesn't score.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Vanishing Point (1997)
Exene's two exes conspire.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fight In The Fields, The (1997)
Hoers' voice finally heard.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Among Giants (1998)
Postlethwaite electrifies Griffiths.
Aug 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Batman Begins (2005)
Drugged, hallucinating Katie's conversion.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Joker leaves first card.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Rocket tank painted black.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Birds, The (1963)
Flagrant fowl.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batman defeats collagened nerd.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Manatee: The Forgotten Mermaid (2005)
Sea cow round-up.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Point, The (1971)
Some toons by Nilsson.
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Coffee And Cigarettes (2003)
Java Man uses fire.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Snow White And The Three Stooges (1961)
Heiss ices cold Medina.
Aug 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Snow White And The Three Stooges (1961)
Dopey, Dopier and Dopiest.
Aug 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Pride Of St. Louis, The (1952)
Dru makes Dailey 'Dizzy'.
Jul 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pride Of St. Louis, The (1952)
Dizzy breaks Cardinal rules.
Jul 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
50 First Dates (2004)
Rendez-vous d�j� vu.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Greased Lightning (1977)
Pryor's Scott 'shines, wins.
Jul 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Greased Lightning (1977)
Stock-car racial equality.
Jul 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Greased Lightning (1977)
NAACP meets NASCAR.
Jul 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War On Journalism (2004)
Biased reporting's own petard.
Jul 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Word Wars (2004)
Scrabblers play word games.
Jul 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
California Man (1992)
Hormonal Erectus.
Jul 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Pride Of St. Louis, The (1952)
Washington trip ruins Arkansan.
Jul 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
The Third Web.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fighting Forest Fires With Power Pumps (1953)
Canadian hosers discover electricity.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
New ice age accomodations.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Tundra development.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
He Who Gets Slapped (1924)
1000 faces slapped.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
He Who Gets Slapped (1924)
Chaney wants a beating.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
He Who Gets Slapped (1924)
Life slaps Chaney's face.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Word Wars (2004)
Lettermen.
Jul 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
High And The Mighty, The (1954)
John Wayne's 'Airport'.
Jul 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Word Wars (2004)
Players's hard-Scrabble existence.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dus (2005)
Indian 'Matrix' tracks terrorist.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Dus (2005)
Canadian location, Indian bomb.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Spanglish (2004)
Sandler experiences refreshing Paz.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
Killer Queen rocks!
Jul 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze (1894)
Ott's performance blows.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Monkeyshines, No. 1 (1890)
Sacco Albanese earns $1.50.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, The (1962)
Marvin shot in Shinbone.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Bollywood Queen (2002)
East End's 'West Side'.
Jul 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Funny Farm, The (1983)
Ancient comedians buying farm.
Jul 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Yankee Zulu (1993)
African Nazis lose ticket.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
My Bare Lady (1989)
Liza's dick-tion improves.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Safety Last! (1923)
Minute hand saves Harold.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Safety Last! (1923)
Harold Lloyd's hanging time.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Rhinovirus Barrys Martians.
Jul 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
V For Vendetta (2006)
Bald Portman becomes terrorist.
Jul 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Murder At The Presidio (2005)
MPs avenge murdered wife.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
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