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'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Come thee, O Azrael.
Aug 30, 2006
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(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris' honey-deux tryst.
Jul 9, 2012
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Sum Yung Gai gravy.
Aug 17, 2005
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(5)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Some Yung cum shots.
Aug 13, 2006
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(1)
1969 (1988)
Cost of war 1969.
Jul 11, 2005
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(2)
3:10 To Yuma (2007)
Baleful badman fosters contention.
Dec 4, 2007
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30 Years To Life (2001)
Crybabies can't handle 30.
Jul 9, 2005
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54 (1998)
Bar 54, where're you?
Jul 20, 2005
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(6)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Naughty Sandler animates Hanukkah.
Jul 9, 2005
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About Schmidt (2002)
He-e-e-e-re's Retirement!
Jul 1, 2012
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(3)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
POTUS vs. VAMPIRES.
Jun 28, 2012
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(1)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
From Desk Till Dawn.
Jun 29, 2012
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(12)
Adventures Of Milo And Otis, The (1986)
Milo's footloose.
Apr 16, 2005
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(2)
Aeon Flux (2005)
Fluxed-up!
Dec 9, 2005
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All Ladies Do It (1992)
Koll girl.
Oct 6, 2005
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Franchise spinning outta control.
Jul 4, 2012
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(3)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Webloose and Ifans-cy free.
Jul 3, 2012
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spidey gets Ifan(s).
Jul 6, 2012
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spidey breaks Ifan(s).
Jul 6, 2012
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(1)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spider-Teen invents sticky substance.
Jul 12, 2012
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(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Got (Grand)MILF?
Apr 26, 2005
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(1)
Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
Wet behind the rears.
Sep 12, 2007
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(1)
Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
Tanner's behind the scenes.
Sep 12, 2007
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(1)
And Then There Were None (1945)
Guests served red herring.
May 10, 2006
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(2)
Anna And The King (1999)
King talk Thai well.
Jan 31, 2005
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(1)
Apple, The (1980)
Boogalow doesn't boogaloo.
Nov 22, 2004
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(2)
Around The Bend (2004)
Walken with Lair clan.
Apr 18, 2005
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(1)
ATL (2006)
Sk8ter Boi likes jellybeans.
Apr 19, 2006
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(1)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Ire in giant.
Dec 9, 2004
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(12)
Attack Of The Giant Mousaka, The (1999)
Big Fat Greek Moussaka.
Jan 6, 2008
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(2)
Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Thirty-eights: concealed weapons?
Oct 12, 2005
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(1)
Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Iced D's.
Feb 17, 2006
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(1)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Refrigerator replaces garbage disposal.
Jul 23, 2004
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(1)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Frigid FUBAR!
Aug 19, 2004
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(1)
Attack Of The Puppet People (1958)
Terrors of tiny town.
Dec 21, 2004
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(3)
Attila (1954)
Son of a Hun.
Mar 22, 2007
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(2)
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard's Goose is cooked.
Jan 6, 2005
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(7)
Aviator, The (2004)
Thanks, Howard, for mammaries.
Jan 14, 2005
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(8)
Barbarella (1968)
When Jane met Duran.
May 9, 2005
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(1)
Barry Lyndon (1975)
Lyndon pursues upward mobility.
Mar 16, 2005
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(1)
Bastards Of The Party (2005)
Tales from the Crips.
Oct 3, 2005
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(6)
Bastards Of The Party (2005)
First Bloods.
Oct 3, 2005
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(1)
Bastards Of The Party (2005)
'Bloods' feud.
Oct 3, 2005
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Batman cracks a Joker.
Jun 8, 2006
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(2)
Batman Begins (2005)
Bat masters son.
Jul 5, 2005
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(3)
Bean (1997)
Whistler's mother's Bean destroyed.
Dec 17, 2005
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(5)
Beauty Academy Of Kabul, The (2004)
Anti-Taliban School of Beauty.
Jul 3, 2005
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(2)
Beaver, The (2011)
Angry Beaver attacks Mel.
Jun 15, 2012
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Beaver, The (2011)
Beaver: rodent on rodent.
Jun 15, 2012
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(3)
Beaver, The (2011)
Beaver fever depresses Mel.
Jun 15, 2012
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Beaver, The (2011)
Mel's Dr. Strangelove Syndrome.
Aug 8, 2012
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Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Kung pow, stricken.
Jul 12, 2005
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(7)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Bellevillains kidnap Souza's grandcyclist.
Aug 12, 2005
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(1)
Benny's Video (1992)
The Benny Kill Show.
Nov 2, 2005
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(5)
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, The (2011)
Take two aspirin, boin-n-g!
Jun 21, 2012
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(3)
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, The (2011)
Sonny's no Slumlord Marigold.
Jun 20, 2012
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(1)
Bestiality (1976)
Dog Way Afternoon.
Jul 7, 2005
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(5)
Big Chill, The (1983)
Close encounters Place, Kline.
Apr 18, 2005
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(3)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude Raunch.
Jul 22, 2005
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(4)
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
RockaBilly.
Jun 6, 2005
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(27)
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Black in Those Days.
Jun 8, 2012
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Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Blacks & the hood.
Jun 8, 2012
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Birthday Girl (2001)
Pimp My Bride.
Jun 8, 2006
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(4)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Chalk's fight Somalians.
Feb 23, 2006
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Blade (1998)
Blade chips Frost.
Jun 9, 2006
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(1)
Blades Of Glory (2007)
Heder cracks some nuts.
Oct 21, 2007
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Blondes Have More Guns (1995)
Bever-Schotz pizza sex.
Jan 5, 2005
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Blondes Have More Guns (1995)
Dick spies Beaver-Schotz.
Mar 30, 2005
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(1)
Blondes Have More Guns (1995)
Blonde Beavers' prime suspects.
Mar 30, 2005
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Blue Hands, The (2003)
Meta-analysis through peepholes.
Sep 27, 2007
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(2)
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
Couples' equally Culpable indiscretion.
Oct 10, 2005
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(1)
Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Bourne ahead of time.
Aug 14, 2012
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Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Don't cross Aaron!
Aug 14, 2012
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Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne 2 be Supreme.
Aug 1, 2004
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(1)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne two be wild.
Aug 1, 2004
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(22)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore around the glock.
Apr 15, 2005
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(2)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Dummocrat takes NRAsses potshot.
Oct 11, 2005
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(1)
Boy From Oklahoma, The (1954)
Brains over brawn Western.
Dec 25, 2004
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(1)
Boyz N The Hood (1991)
Cube on Ice.
Jul 1, 2012
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Brave (2012)
Bravetart.
Jun 19, 2012
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(15)
Brave (2012)
Merida crosses the line.
Jun 19, 2012
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Brave (2012)
Merida's arrow-dynamic.
Jun 22, 2012
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(3)
Brave (2012)
Sword-and-sorcery: rended relationship.
Jul 5, 2012
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Cage Aux Folles, La (1978)
Meet the Fakers.
Dec 7, 2004
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(13)
California Man (1992)
Link revives outcasts' coolness.
Aug 20, 2006
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Camille (1936)
Garbo denies conspicuous consumption.
Jun 16, 2006
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(1)
Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death (1989)
Anthropophaginian guacamole.
Apr 29, 2005
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(7)
Career Opportunities (1991)
Connelly exhibits bouncing Targets.
Jul 4, 2005
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(1)
Carrie (2013)
Carrie the (new) torch.
Sep 11, 2012
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(1)
Carrie (2013)
Carrie on without Sissy.
Sep 11, 2012
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(1)
Cars (2006)
Art your engines.
Dec 12, 2005
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(7)
Casino Royale (2006)
Legally Blond Bond.
Nov 6, 2005
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(2)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Myers's Smelly Cat.
Feb 5, 2006
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Cat's Eye (1985)
Puddy Tat Tepid Trilogy.
Sep 12, 2005
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(1)
Caza, La (1966)
Harebrained hunting expedition.
Sep 11, 2004
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp'd Chocolate Waifers.
Jul 15, 2005
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(8)
Charlie Brown Christmas, A (1965)
Charlie's Christmas spirit found.
Dec 14, 2004
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Charlie Chan At The Opera (1936)
Chan probes Gravelle imbroglio.
Oct 7, 2004
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(1)
Charlie Chan Carries On (1931)
Detective Charlie channel hops.
Dec 10, 2004
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(1)
Charm (2004)
Lacey pines for Mark.
Aug 4, 2005
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