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Reviews by 'Stalean'
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Vibes (1988)
Incan-tations.
Nov 28, 2012
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(3)
License To Thrill, A (1985)
Spy Who Licked Me.
Oct 30, 2012
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License To Thrill, A (1985)
Dr. Ho
Oct 29, 2012
Unscored
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Dark Shadows (2012)
Eat, Slay, Love.
Oct 13, 2012
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Victor/Victoria (1982)
Gay Paree is "Gay!"
Sep 25, 2012
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Victor/Victoria (1982)
"Shady Dame..." has balls.
Sep 25, 2012
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(1)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Amiss Summer's Night's Dream.
Sep 14, 2012
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Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Partial Works of Shakespeare.
Sep 14, 2012
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Carrie (2013)
Carrie on without Sissy.
Sep 11, 2012
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(1)
Carrie (2013)
Carrie the (new) torch.
Sep 11, 2012
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(1)
Glory (1989)
Birth of a Notion.
Aug 19, 2012
Scored 5/5
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(4)
This Is The End (2013)
Jay and Salient Mob.
Aug 17, 2012
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Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Don't cross Aaron!
Aug 14, 2012
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Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Bourne ahead of time.
Aug 14, 2012
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Titanic (1997)
Sunk to titanic depths.
Aug 12, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Satansbraten (1976)
Satan's brouhaha.
Aug 8, 2012
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(1)
Dudes Are Pretty People (1942)
Pidge is blacked out.
Aug 8, 2012
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Titanic (1997)
The Jetsams on ice.
Aug 8, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Beaver, The (2011)
Mel's Dr. Strangelove Syndrome.
Aug 8, 2012
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Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Mamming of the Shrew.
Aug 5, 2012
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(4)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Love's Labia Lost.
Aug 4, 2012
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(7)
Wine Enema (1995)
Harsh, Ass-cidic finish.
Aug 4, 2012
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(7)
Rear Window (1954)
Homebound voyeur exposes himself.
Jul 31, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Kill The Umpire (1950)
The umpire strikes back.
Jul 30, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Misery (1990)
Bates has malice afore-foot.
Jul 28, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Magic Mike (2012)
Dallas' Grindhouse
Jul 27, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Pinocchio's nose's Woody Johnson.
Jul 27, 2012
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Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)
Bane: Hell and Hardy.
Jul 27, 2012
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(4)
Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)
Bane of Wayne's life.
Jul 27, 2012
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(1)
Vampire In Brooklyn (1995)
In Black & Bite.
Jul 27, 2012
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(6)
Vampire In Brooklyn (1995)
Black & biting it.
Jul 27, 2012
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Daysaster.
Jul 27, 2012
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Borg (La)Forge ahead.
Jul 24, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Fright Night (1985)
Deliver us from Evil.
Jul 22, 2012
Unscored
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(2)
Dudes Are Pretty People (1942)
Pidge has dudette problems.
Jul 19, 2012
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Friday (1995)
Smokey Bro-haha.
Jul 19, 2012
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(3)
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Scout Marriage Merit Badge?
Jul 18, 2012
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(3)
ParaNorman (2012)
Norman baits dead.
Jul 18, 2012
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(5)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Nose for woodworking.
Jul 18, 2012
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(2)
Welcome Home Brother Charles (1975)
Culprick.
Jul 17, 2012
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin gets Sith together.
Jul 17, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin's in deep Sith.
Jul 17, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin turned... Holy Sith!
Jul 16, 2012
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Kiss your Anakin goodbye.
Jul 16, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Magic Mike (2012)
Bum & Bumper.
Jul 12, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Magic Mike (2012)
A Beautiful Grind.
Jul 12, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spider-Teen invents sticky substance.
Jul 12, 2012
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(1)
Magic Mike (2012)
Dick's Pump N Grind.
Jul 12, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Strangelove's Alien Hand Syndrome.
Jul 12, 2012
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World War Z (2013)
Talking Heads talking dead.
Jul 10, 2012
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What To Expect When You're Expecting (2012)
From Here to Maternity
Jul 10, 2012
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Welcome To Sparkeyville (2014)
World's gone to Pot.
Jul 10, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Grass (1999)
Potumentary
Jul 10, 2012
Scored 4/5
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A-Team, The (2010)
Face to Face(man).
Jul 10, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Magic Mike (2012)
Hurly-Burly.
Jul 10, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(1)
A-Team, The (2010)
Blow up in Face.
Jul 9, 2012
Scored 4/5
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris' honey-deux tryst.
Jul 9, 2012
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Dr. No (1962)
Andress undressed... No address.
Jul 9, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Dr. No (1962)
Bond's Honey-Do list.
Jul 9, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2011)
Tattoos, leather & Bondage.
Jul 8, 2012
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God Who Wasn't There, The (2005)
Speaking of the Devil.
Jul 8, 2012
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Zombiemania (2008)
Speaking of the dead.
Jul 8, 2012
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Ted (2012)
'Wilfred' becomes Ted?
Jul 7, 2012
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Tree Of Life, The (2011)
Penn makes Pitt stop.
Jul 6, 2012
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(3)
Tree Of Life, The (2011)
Life's a bottomless Pitt.
Jul 6, 2012
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(5)
Ted (2012)
The Swear Bear.
Jul 6, 2012
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(14)
Ted (2012)
Chummi Bear.
Jul 6, 2012
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(11)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spidey breaks Ifan(s).
Jul 6, 2012
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(1)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spidey gets Ifan(s).
Jul 6, 2012
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Muppets, The (2011)
'Pigface' Draper's Piggy's receptionist!
Jul 5, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Brave (2012)
Sword-and-sorcery: rended relationship.
Jul 5, 2012
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Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Sam's Sharp-dressed mien.
Jul 4, 2012
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(2)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Franchise spinning outta control.
Jul 4, 2012
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(3)
Muppets, The (2011)
Miss Piggy's presence's felt.
Jul 4, 2012
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Scouts' honor fugitives' adventure.
Jul 4, 2012
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(1)
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Searching for Shakusky.
Jul 4, 2012
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(2)
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Balaban's Shakespearean-esque Narrator.
Jul 4, 2012
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(2)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Webloose and Ifans-cy free.
Jul 3, 2012
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Muppets, The (2011)
Welcome back Muppets!
Jul 3, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Muppets, The (2011)
Segal: Man or Muppet?
Jul 3, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Muppets, The (2011)
Richman's 'No' rap.
Jul 3, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
Muppets, The (2011)
Muppets: Never felt better.
Jul 3, 2012
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Muppets, The (2011)
Gonzo's _oyal Flush
Jul 3, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
E.'Che' Writer.
Jul 3, 2012
Unscored
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(5)
Zombiemania (2008)
Talking Dead
Jul 3, 2012
Unscored
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(7)
Zombiemania (2008)
Doc of the Dead.
Jul 3, 2012
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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)
Marty's newest zoo doo.
Jul 2, 2012
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Total Recall (2012)
Total eclipse of Mars.
Jul 2, 2012
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(1)
Magic Mike (2012)
Showmen.
Jul 2, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Vera Drake (2004)
Vera crews sinking ship.
Jul 1, 2012
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(2)
Shattered Glass (2003)
The Slipping News.
Jul 1, 2012
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(2)
Boyz N The Hood (1991)
Cube on Ice.
Jul 1, 2012
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Deliverance (1972)
Boyz in the Wood.
Jul 1, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(7)
About Schmidt (2002)
He-e-e-e-re's Retirement!
Jul 1, 2012
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(3)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
From Desk Till Dawn.
Jun 29, 2012
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(12)
Death At A Funeral (2007)
Dinky provocateur disrupts funeral.
Jun 29, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Death At A Funeral (2007)
Artwork reveals deceased's proclivity.
Jun 29, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Let Me In (2010)
No prayer for Owen.
Jun 28, 2012
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
POTUS vs. VAMPIRES.
Jun 28, 2012
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Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World (2012)
Carell gets outta Dodge.
Jun 27, 2012
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