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Reviews by 'tpat'
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with a total of
232
reviews published to date.
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Bad programming kills astronauts.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
480 month denial, ended.
Mar 1, 2006
Unscored
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Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Taxi driver reprise: painful.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
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Alien Nation (1988)
Caan investigates alien drug.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
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American Pie (1999)
Band geek: sexual dynamo.
Jan 31, 2006
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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Pube prep ruins revelry.
May 10, 2006
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Armageddon (1998)
Shuttle speedometer causes laughter.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Nimoy voices dying king.
Apr 10, 2006
Unscored
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Babe (1995)
Duck wants rooster's job.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Bad Santa (2003)
Santa, grinch indistinguishable.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Before Sunrise (1995)
Hawke, Delpy: foreplay, mainly.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Death, dudes: traveling companions.
Dec 8, 2005
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Blade Runner (1982)
Breathing artifacts' futuristic rampage.
Apr 17, 2006
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Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Bridge' up river, Thai.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp wears purple latex.
Jan 21, 2006
Unscored
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Chocolat (2000)
Depp courts Binoche sweetly.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Wm. S's books bowdlerized.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
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Constantine (2005)
Arch-angel arranges apocalypse.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Silicone soup with sausage.
May 2, 2006
Unscored
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Corporation, The (2003)
Anthropomorphized corporations are psychopathic.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Don Juan DeMarco (1994)
Depp kisses hand? Metaphor!
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Dune (1984)
Atreides defeats rubber Baron.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
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F/X (1986)
Orbach performs two deaths.
Apr 7, 2006
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Face/Off (1997)
Daughter's protection: stabbed thigh.
Dec 11, 2005
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Flightplan (2005)
Grieving Foster is/n't delusional.
Apr 20, 2006
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George Of The Jungle (1997)
George travels via UPS.
Oct 27, 2005
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Godzilla (1998)
Unusually large lizard studied.
Dec 19, 2005
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Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Cheech, Chong, ethnically enriched.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
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Heathers (1988)
Murderous teen fantasy realized.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo (1977)
Boxy sportster interests Herbie.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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Herbie Rides Again (1974)
Beetle brigade alarms Alonzo.
Apr 10, 2006
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Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
Lohan meets digital Bug.
Dec 13, 2005
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High Spirits (1988)
Guttenberg's necrophiliac adventure comedy.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
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Hitch (2005)
Smith facilitates unlikely relationships.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
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Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Castle bridges disparate locales.
Mar 15, 2006
Unscored
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Ice Harvest, The (2005)
'Dead' thug shoots Thornton.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Ice Harvest, The (2005)
Wichita Falls' Cusack falls.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Ice Harvest, The (2005)
Motorhome strikes Cusack.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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In Good Company (2004)
Quaid becomes Topher's guru.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
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Iron Giant, The (1999)
'Superman' quote brings tears.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Jarhead (2005)
Swoff finds Gulf anticlimactic.
Nov 16, 2005
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Jarhead (2005)
Iraq's black rain literal.
Apr 7, 2006
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Just Like Heaven (2005)
Reese spectral, not dead.
Mar 13, 2006
Unscored
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Kicking & Screaming (2005)
Ferrell's anti-caffeine polemic.
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
Sassy spell-caster delivers.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Dreyfus's glove budget reduced.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Medieval Nike product placement.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Restaurant lures neighborhood pooches.
Nov 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986)
Girl flies while unconscious.
Dec 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Vegas left, feet first.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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Leon (1994)
Tween girl exploits killer.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
Lisping hellion does good.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Classic fantasy travelogue begins.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Love Bug, The (1968)
Living car well rounded.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
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Love Bug, The (1968)
Herbie gets his number.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Love Bug, The (1968)
Torched coffee spoils race.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
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Lupin The Third: The Castle Of Cagliostro (1979)
Crook cossets hijacked heroine.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Turner joins Aussie epic.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Madagascar (2005)
Neurotic shut-ins gone wild.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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Major League (1989)
Ward's tribal baseball comedy.
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Major League II (1994)
Catcher manages goofy team.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Spade enforces slap appreciation.
Apr 12, 2006
Unscored
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Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Lee has nipple surfeit.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Architect, Oracle: polar opposites.
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Blind widower dies again.
Jan 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Matrix, The (1999)
Smith hammers the One.
Nov 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Metropolis (1927)
Lang's art:deco-bot.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Moonstruck (1987)
Cher calls Cage wolf.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Moonstruck (1987)
Hand lost, Cher won.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Moonstruck (1987)
Dukakis threatens dog feeder.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Must Love Dogs (2005)
Mother Theresa jumps overboard.
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Neverending Story, The (1984)
An uproar over 'Nothing'.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Dragon resembles giant dog.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Follicular folly confounds convict.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Perfect Catch, The (2005)
Teacher learns baseball moderation.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Designer Ringwald's dress unflattering.
Apr 10, 2006
Unscored
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Prime (2005)
Counselling Relationship Streeply unprofessional.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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Private Benjamin (1980)
Goldie barfs, stops running.
Dec 8, 2005
Unscored
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Pliers, blowtorch: punishment tools.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Briefcase holds glowing McGuffin.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Real Genius (1985)
Spike challenge wince inducing.
Jan 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Return To Me (2000)
Shower cap's adorable, Minnie!
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Athletes suffer jock-burn.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored
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Road To Perdition (2002)
Law photographs victims' corpses.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Fate weights coin flip.
Mar 4, 2006
Unscored
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Schultze Gets The Blues (2003)
Bored German learns Zydeco.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
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Se7en (1995)
Boxed babe causes breakdown.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Secretary (2002)
Red sharpie applies 'Correction'.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Signs (2002)
Shyamalan, Gibson, Deus Ex.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Signs (2002)
Hydrophobic aliens require guidance.
Dec 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Gugino penetrated. With bullets.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Sin City (2005)
Hartnett's service: self-assassination.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Sixteen Candles (1984)
Birth forgotten, wedding spaced.
Apr 10, 2006
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Willis ignores stained shirt.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored
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Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987)
Stoltz's kissing tempts tomboy.
Apr 10, 2006
Unscored
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Soylent Green (1973)
Secret ingredient causes Hestrionics.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Darth deadly; Luke lucky.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Fett screams girlishly, dies.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Stuck On You (2003)
Separated, conjoined twins suffer.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Superman (1978)
Lois likes hero's 'S'.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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