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Reviews by 'spyderman'
Current status of
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with a total of
226
reviews published to date.
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Busty Cops (2003)
Keystone Kups.
Jul 20, 2010
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Digital Penis (2000)
RAM rod.
Jul 19, 2010
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Edward Penishands (1991)
Rubber gloves.
Jul 31, 2010
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Fatal Chocolate, The (1912)
Milky Wake.
Jul 22, 2010
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Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)
Santa paws.
Jul 20, 2010
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Harold And Maude (1971)
Baby, Ruth.
Aug 30, 2010
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Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Bad Motherfucker narrates WWII.
Aug 30, 2010
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Naturism UK (1995)
Mind The Gasp.
Jul 29, 2010
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Naughty Stewardesses (1975)
Muffthansa.
Jul 20, 2010
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No Impact Man (2009)
Surviving without toilet paper.
Aug 30, 2010
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Seven Pounds (2008)
Smith portrays organic farmer.
Sep 1, 2010
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War Of The Worlds (2005)
Martians party in Jersey.
Apr 14, 2013
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All Nude Summer (1998)
June's moons.
Aug 29, 2005
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(1)
Annie Hall (1977)
Ditsy woman proclaims 'la-di-da'.
Nov 15, 2005
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(1)
Breast Men (1997)
Mountains out of molehills.
Jul 20, 2010
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(1)
Colin's Sleazy Friends Rocks (2002)
Malone's forward porn reviews.
Oct 29, 2005
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(1)
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Duvet buffet.
Nov 14, 2005
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(1)
Eleventh Commandment, The (1988)
Spermin' on the Mount.
Jul 21, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
End Of Days (1999)
Schwarzenegger: 'Get (dev)out!'.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Riding pine.
Oct 10, 2005
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(1)
Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
'In bed' now redundant.
Jul 29, 2010
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(1)
Erotic Misadventures Of The Invisible Man, The (2003)
Fucking no-see-ums!
Jul 21, 2010
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(1)
Frankenweenie (1984)
Zom-beagle.
Nov 20, 2005
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(1)
Friday The 13th: A Nude Beginning (1987)
Skinnydipping in Crystal Lake.
Aug 24, 2005
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(1)
Graduate, The (1967)
Dustin, dustin' off Bancroft.
Nov 10, 2005
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(1)
Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
Woody does sister swap.
Jan 13, 2006
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(1)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
The Bared Stitch Project.
Oct 4, 2005
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(1)
Kalifornia (1993)
Pitt, Duchovny chug 'reeb's.
Nov 29, 2005
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(1)
Kentucky Fried Movie, The (1977)
Klahn rules mountain singlehandedly.
Sep 1, 2010
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(1)
King Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters, The (2007)
Wiebe's Mario outscores Mitchell's.
Aug 30, 2010
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(1)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Loose stool ends career.
Jul 10, 2009
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(1)
My Breast (1994)
A Jug's Life.
Jul 19, 2010
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(1)
Naked Weapon (2002)
Madam M's deadly femmes.
Aug 29, 2005
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(1)
Naked World (2003)
Wales' tails.
Aug 19, 2005
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(1)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Bear claw goes uneaten.
Nov 16, 2005
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(1)
Nude Nurses (1993)
Patient care, totally bare.
Aug 26, 2005
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(1)
Nude On The Moon (1961)
...giant peep for mankind.
Aug 23, 2005
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(1)
Nude Prisoners (1994)
San Quentin, sans denim.
Aug 24, 2005
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(1)
Nude Stretching (1996)
Loosening muscles (and zippers).
Aug 26, 2005
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(1)
Outsiders, The (1983)
Greaser saves kiddies, dies.
Nov 1, 2005
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(1)
Outsiders, The (1983)
Greaser sizzles in fire.
Nov 4, 2005
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(1)
Penis Envy (2004)
Women's pre-pee thoughts.
Nov 16, 2005
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(1)
Pinocchio (2002)
Benigni performs log role.
Nov 7, 2005
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(1)
Pinocchio In Outer Space (1965)
Pinocchio becomes Mars-ionette.
Nov 3, 2005
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(1)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Jockstraps get Lam-basted.
Aug 14, 2005
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(1)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Singapore Swing(er).
Jul 10, 2009
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(1)
Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987)
Stoltz chooses band geek.
Sep 28, 2005
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(1)
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Deer armed. Gozilla harmed.
Sep 27, 2005
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(1)
Tailhouse Rock (1985)
Behind bares.
Jul 10, 2009
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(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Lovable lumps catch rabbits.
Nov 22, 2005
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(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Geeks develop computer chippie.
Sep 4, 2005
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(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Outrageously jaundiced moralizing midgets.
May 22, 2005
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(1)
Woman In Red, The (1984)
LeBrock gets much Wilder.
Apr 15, 2005
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Stifler samples Unnatural Light.
May 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stifler samples poo-poo platter.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Roma Empire Invades America!
Sep 29, 2005
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(2)
Babe (1995)
Ham-handed barnyard tale.
Jun 25, 2005
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(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Scotland's Blue Man Group.
Apr 16, 2005
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(2)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Bridge(t) Under Double Throbbers.
Oct 7, 2005
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(2)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Man scores, then Skor�s.
Nov 4, 2005
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(2)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Sausage lays-on-ya.
Oct 4, 2005
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(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Married, with chilled hen.
Nov 4, 2005
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(2)
Crimes And Misdemeanors (1989)
Anjelica snuffed, Woody rebuffed.
Apr 12, 2005
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(2)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Fir meets fur.
Oct 9, 2005
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(2)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
The Talented Mr. Hunting.
Nov 15, 2005
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(2)
Grandma Shoots, Grandma Scores (2000)
Needlepoint guard.
Nov 15, 2005
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(2)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Fievel goes immortal.
Apr 16, 2005
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(2)
Jerk, The (1979)
Extra best thermos selected.
May 11, 2005
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(2)
Jerk, Too, The (1984)
One Jerk too many.
Aug 9, 2005
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(2)
Kissed (1996)
Boffin' in the coffin.
Nov 16, 2005
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(2)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Twelfth Inch.
Aug 25, 2005
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(2)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Coitus and Cressida.
Jul 10, 2009
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(2)
Magnolia (1999)
Cloudy. Chance of amphibians.
Nov 4, 2005
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(2)
Manhattan (1979)
Woody dates Hemingway, earnestly.
Apr 12, 2005
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(2)
Michael Collins (1996)
Neeson opens an IRA.
Apr 16, 2005
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(2)
Naked Cooking (2003)
Pots and cans.
Aug 17, 2005
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(2)
Naked On The Beach (1997)
Driftwoodies.
Aug 18, 2005
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(2)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Contact Bridge.
Aug 18, 2005
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(2)
Naked Yoga (1974)
Butt Pilates.
Aug 26, 2005
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(2)
Nude Bowling Party (1995)
Bare spares.
Aug 17, 2005
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Vote
(2)
Nude Cigar Smoking (1997)
Twice as many butts.
Aug 19, 2005
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(2)
Nude Prisoners (1994)
Sing Sing's ding-dings.
Aug 24, 2005
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(2)
Nude Restaurant, The (1967)
Stroganoff with clothing off.
Aug 24, 2005
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(2)
Nude Yoga Workout (1995)
Swami salami.
Aug 29, 2005
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(2)
Nudist Colony Of The Dead (1991)
Tails from the crypt.
Aug 17, 2005
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(2)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Rocky and Bull-Twinkle.
Jul 15, 2005
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(2)
Pay It Forward (2000)
Haley gets his halo.
Apr 15, 2005
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(2)
Pinocchio (1940)
Plank's constantly telling lies.
Nov 6, 2005
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(2)
Pinocchio 3000 (2004)
C3PinOcchio.
Apr 14, 2013
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(2)
Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)
Cypress Kill.
Oct 9, 2005
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(2)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
The Happiest Hedgehog.
Oct 8, 2005
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(2)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Ringwald's dress = turnip costume.
Sep 14, 2005
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(2)
Real Genius (1985)
Young smarty's popcorn party.
Sep 4, 2005
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(2)
Run Ronnie Run! (2002)
Reality show carries Cross.
Nov 5, 2005
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(2)
Se7en (1995)
Villain. Head's bogus journey.
Aug 16, 2005
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(2)
Sideways (2004)
Miles pops corks, Madsen.
May 13, 2005
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(2)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Farmer Ted sows seed.
Apr 12, 2005
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(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Psychiatrist's flatline personality disorder.
Apr 22, 2005
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(2)
St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
Lowe does sax scene.
Oct 29, 2005
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(2)
Terms Of Endearment (1983)
Greenways: humping Jack, Flap.
Jun 1, 2005
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