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Reviews by 'spyderman'
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with a total of
226
reviews published to date.
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Zombie Cop (1991)
To resurrect and serve.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Young Einstein (1988)
Theory of special ale-tivity.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Woman In Red, The (1984)
LeBrock gets much Wilder.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Woman Found Dead In Elevator (2000)
Going (six feet) down.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy lubricates stiff lumberjack.
Apr 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Witches, The (1990)
Of mice and coven.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Outrageously jaundiced moralizing midgets.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Why Go Naked? (1997)
Motives for loathing clothing.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)
Egg salad and capers.
Apr 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Weird Science (1985)
Geeks develop computer chippie.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Martians party in Jersey.
Apr 14, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Lovable lumps catch rabbits.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Surecock Holmes.
Oct 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Lisbon sisters: slab-happy.
Apr 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Vacuuming Completely Nude In Paradise (2001)
Men pushing vacuums.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Gabriel burns, Keyser rolls.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
A shipload of drip.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Unforgiven (1992)
Munny bags money bags.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Twister (1996)
Cloudy. Chance of bovine.
Dec 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Totally Nude Gymnastics (1994)
Uneven parallel bares.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Totally Nude Gymnastics (1994)
Gymnasty.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnold cranks air supply.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Top Gun (1986)
Goose lays golden Meg.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Tootsie (1982)
Durning: yearning... learning... burning.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Tommy Boy (1995)
Spade: bad hair day.
Nov 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
To Live And Die In L.A. (1985)
Dafoe's faux dough finished.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Terms Of Endearment (1983)
Greenways: humping Jack, Flap.
Jun 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Tailhouse Rock (1985)
Behind bares.
Jul 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Superman II (1980)
Oh Zod, You Devil!
Apr 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Stuart Little (1999)
Mouse strengthens family ties.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Luke sees Leia naked.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
Lowe does sax scene.
Oct 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Spies Like Us (1985)
Appendectomy patient shaved, unsaved.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Deer armed. Gozilla harmed.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987)
Stoltz chooses band geek.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Psychiatrist's flatline personality disorder.
Apr 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Farmer Ted sows seed.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Six Days Seven Nights (1998)
Heche gets Ford pickup.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Simon Birch (1998)
Ashley Judd: lousy outfielder.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Signs (2002)
M. Night's Shyamaliens.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Sideways (2004)
Miles pops corks, Madsen.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Robbins flushed from system.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Singapore Swing(er).
Jul 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sex Aliens (1986)
Bucknaked Rogers.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Smith portrays organic farmer.
Sep 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Se7en (1995)
Villain. Head's bogus journey.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Scream Queens' Naked Christmas (1996)
Snow, balls.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Run Ronnie Run! (2002)
Reality show carries Cross.
Nov 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Farrow's child surprisingly horny.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Jockstraps get Lam-basted.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Real Genius (1985)
Young smarty's popcorn party.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Quick And The Dead, The (1995)
Crowe-mancing the Stone.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Ringwald's dress = turnip costume.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
The Happiest Hedgehog.
Oct 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Play-Mate Of The Apes (2002)
The Grade-X Ape.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)
Cypress Kill.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Pinocchio In Outer Space (1965)
Pinocchio becomes Mars-ionette.
Nov 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pinocchio 3000 (2004)
C3PinOcchio.
Apr 14, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Pinocchio (1940)
Plank's constantly telling lies.
Nov 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Pinocchio (2002)
Benigni performs log role.
Nov 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pi (1998)
Sines from God.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Pi (1998)
Math hysteria.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
People Vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)
Natural porn killers' lawsuit.
Apr 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Penis Envy (2004)
Women's pre-pee thoughts.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pay It Forward (2000)
Haley gets his halo.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Outsiders, The (1983)
Greaser saves kiddies, dies.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Outsiders, The (1983)
Greaser sizzles in fire.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Rocky and Bull-Twinkle.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Rainbow trout.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Double ewe.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Gay is for horses.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Nudist Memories (1959)
Trip down mammary lane.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Nudist Colony Of The Dead (1991)
Tails from the crypt.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Nude Yoga Workout (1995)
Swami salami.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Nude Vampires (1994)
Fangs and wangs.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Nude Teachers (2001)
Ass-tronomy lessons.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Nude Tai Chi (1996)
Pants-free Tai Chi.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Nude Students (2001)
Tests and testes.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Nude Stretching (1996)
Loosening muscles (and zippers).
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nude Secretaries (1994)
Secretareolas.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Nude Restaurant, The (1967)
Stroganoff with clothing off.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Nude Prisoners (1994)
Sing Sing's ding-dings.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Nude Prisoners (1994)
San Quentin, sans denim.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nude On The Moon (1961)
...giant peep for mankind.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nude Nurses (1993)
Patient care, totally bare.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Private eyes' privates eyed.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Vag with a badge.
Jul 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Nude Ice Skating (1998)
Triple Lutz, nipples, butts.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Nude Cigar Smoking (1997)
Twice as many butts.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Nude Bowling Party (1995)
Bare spares.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
No Impact Man (2009)
Surviving without toilet paper.
Aug 30, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Naansters!
Oct 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
New Jack City (1991)
Cracking up with Rock.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Naughty Stewardesses (1975)
Muffthansa.
Jul 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Naturism UK (1995)
Mind The Gasp.
Jul 29, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Bear claw goes uneaten.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Naked Yoga (1974)
Butt Pilates.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Naked World (2003)
Wales' tails.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Naked Weapon (2002)
Madam M's deadly femmes.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Naked States (2000)
Skin-nesota.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
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