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Reviews by 'spyderman'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
226
reviews published to date.
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American Pie (1999)
Stifler samples Unnatural Light.
May 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
End Of Days (1999)
Schwarzenegger: 'Get (dev)out!'.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Aliens (1986)
Newt's jacked city.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
All Nude Summer (1998)
June's moons.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Biggs's addiction: stiffing glue.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stifler samples poo-poo platter.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Annie Hall (1977)
Ditsy woman proclaims 'la-di-da'.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Arrival Of Train Of Cattle (1901)
Jerky transportation.
Nov 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
See Spot run over.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Roma Empire Invades America!
Sep 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Babe (1995)
Ham-handed barnyard tale.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bambi (1942)
The Deer Hunted.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Deer and Present Danger.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Mathematician has trouble integrating.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Best In Show (2000)
Dog and Posey show.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Bestiality (1976)
Kibbles 'n Tits.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Bestiality (1976)
Dog Date Afternoon.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Slack To The Future.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Braveheart (1995)
Scotland's Blue Man Group.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Bun-taping wrestler detained.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Breast Men (1997)
Mountains out of molehills.
Jul 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Breasts (1996)
Melo(n)drama.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Bridge(t) Under Double Throbbers.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Buck Naked Arson (2001)
Ashes and asses.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Love Me (Chicken) Tender(s).
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Busty Cops (2003)
Keystone Kups.
Jul 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Chicken Run (2000)
Jailhouse Cock.
Nov 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Natural corn killers.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Chinatown (1974)
Noah Cross: reservoir hog.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Man scores, then Skor�s.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Class (1983)
Bisset dabbles in McCarthyism.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Clue (1985)
Mull cuts the Mustard.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Colin's Sleazy Friends Rocks (2002)
Malone's forward porn reviews.
Oct 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
King Lean.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Chopthello.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Julius Teaser.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Lackbeth.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Sausage lays-on-ya.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Santa empties his sack.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Married, with chilled hen.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Corvette Summer (1978)
Luke, streetwalker.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Crimes And Misdemeanors (1989)
Anjelica snuffed, Woody rebuffed.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dance Naked (1995)
Mikhail Bare-yshnikov.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
The PrognostiVader.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Duvet buffet.
Nov 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Digital Penis (2000)
RAM rod.
Jul 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Swayze studies Grey's anatomy.
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Edward Penishands (1991)
Rubber gloves.
Jul 31, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Eleventh Commandment, The (1988)
Spermin' on the Mount.
Jul 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
End Of The Affair, The (1999)
Moore's God-damned affair.
Dec 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Fir meets fur.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Riding pine.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
'In bed' now redundant.
Jul 29, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Erotic Misadventures Of The Invisible Man, The (2003)
Fucking no-see-ums!
Jul 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Testicle icicles.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Evel Knievel (1971)
All About Evel.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Explosion Of A Motor Car (1900)
The Ford Model TNT.
Aug 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Fart: The Movie (1991)
Rear Windblow.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Fatal Chocolate, The (1912)
Milky Wake.
Jul 22, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Female Masturbation (1978)
Giving yourself the finger.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Skip Ben Stein's History.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
Denmark's rotten. Curtain. Applause.
Nov 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Chicagonads.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Bye, Bye Shirtie.
Dec 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Starlight Exposed.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Booby and the Beast.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Fletch (1985)
Doc uses whole fist.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Frankenweenie (1984)
Zom-beagle.
Nov 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Friday The 13th: A Nude Beginning (1987)
Skinnydipping in Crystal Lake.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ghost Ship (2002)
High seas dead people.
Apr 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ghost World (2001)
Buscemi climbs on Birch.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
'Machine' not running clean.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
GI Jokes.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
The Talented Mr. Hunting.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Goonies, The (1985)
One-Eyed Willie's mast hoisted.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Graduate, The (1967)
Dustin, dustin' off Bancroft.
Nov 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Grandma Shoots, Grandma Scores (2000)
Needlepoint guard.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
Bandits escape in chevre-olet.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Fievel goes immortal.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
Woody does sister swap.
Jan 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)
Santa paws.
Jul 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Harold And Maude (1971)
When Harry Met Granny.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Harold And Maude (1971)
Baby, Ruth.
Aug 30, 2010
Unscored
Vote
History Of The World: Part I (1981)
Bogus eunuch ruins tunic.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Wants to share cottage.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?, The (1964)
Undead can dance.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Geroni-mini-mo.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Dances With Fleas.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Bad Motherfucker narrates WWII.
Aug 30, 2010
Unscored
Vote
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Full stem ahead.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Jerk, The (1979)
Extra best thermos selected.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Jerk, Too, The (1984)
One Jerk too many.
Aug 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
The Bared Stitch Project.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Junior (1994)
Schwarzen-pregger.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Kalifornia (1993)
Pitt, Duchovny chug 'reeb's.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kentucky Fried Movie, The (1977)
Klahn rules mountain singlehandedly.
Sep 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
King Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters, The (2007)
Wiebe's Mario outscores Mitchell's.
Aug 30, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kissed (1996)
Boffin' in the coffin.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Cage: hooked on tonics.
Apr 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Glover has explosive diarrhea.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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