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Reviews by 'Livewire'
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with a total of
132
reviews published to date.
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6th Day, The (2000)
Clone bigot gets cloned.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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At Play In The Fields Of The Lord (1991)
Kathy Bates naked, filthy.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Babylon 5: A Call To Arms (1999)
Shadows' final assault: Earth.
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Babylon 5: In The Beginning (1998)
Minbari decimate Earth fleet.
Aug 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Babylon 5: The Gathering (1993)
Enigmatic ambassador's attacker hunted.
Jul 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Babylon 5: The Legend Of The Rangers: To Live And Die In Starlight (2002)
Weightless ninja destroys ships.
Apr 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Babylon 5: The River Of Souls (1998)
Aliens bottle moribund humans.
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Big Trouble (2002)
Bowler, Tick: Miami cops.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
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Blow (2001)
Director overdosed and died.
Oct 3, 2004
Unscored
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Fraudster flies free; flees.
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Clean Slate (1994)
Detective loses identity daily.
Mar 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Closet Land (1991)
One-scene torture drama.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Constantine (2005)
Punk exorcist prevents Antichrist.
Mar 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Dangerous Brothers Present: World Of Danger (1986)
Mayall, Edmondson obnoxious daredevils.
Sep 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Daredevil (2003)
Rooftop gymnast uses sonar.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Dear God (1996)
Posties bring prayers true.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Dutch (1991)
Al Bundy becomes stepdad.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Eraser (1996)
X-ray rail guns. Wicked!
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
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Ewoks: The Battle For Endor (1985)
Orphan rescued by Muppets.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
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Exit To Eden (1994)
Psychiatrist makes prudes fornicate.
Mar 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Far And Away (1992)
Farmer, heiress leave Ireland.
Oct 19, 2004
Unscored
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Final Approach (1991)
Psychiatrist interviews amnesiac pilot.
Jul 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Firehead (1991)
Defective Russian cyborg defects.
Jul 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Frankenhooker (1990)
Distraught nerd reassembles fiancee.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
Cobra Commander slithers away.
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Hard Eight (1996)
Old gambler mentors loser.
Mar 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Heavy Metal (1981)
Pre-anime adult cartoons.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Hell Comes To Frogtown (1987)
Roddy battles post-apocalyptic frogmen.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Doctor obliterates weakling cenobites.
Mar 28, 2005
Unscored
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Hellraiser (1987)
Puzzle bridges Hell, earth.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth (1992)
Crappiest cenobites ever. Bartender?!
Mar 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
High Spirits (1988)
O'Toole creates haunted castle.
Jul 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Highlander (1986)
Immortal humans instinctively duel.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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House Arrest (1996)
Kids kidnap squabbling parents.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Baldwin tracks renegade sub.
Jul 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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I, Robot (2004)
Inventor murdereded by robot?
Aug 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Jungleground (1995)
Criminal city hunts Roddy.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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K-PAX (2001)
Prot protects Porter's perspicacity.
Jan 12, 2005
Unscored
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Last Prostitute, The (1991)
Wheaton befriends retired hooker.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Loose Cannons (1990)
Aykroyd, Hackman; buddy cops.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Masala (1991)
Surreal Indo-Canadian family adventures.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Men Of Respect (1990)
Mafioso's missus machinates murder.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Miller's Crossing (1990)
Byrne regrets cancelling execution.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Minority Report (2002)
Psychics predict crime. Infallible?
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Mr. Destiny (1990)
Belushi experiences alternate lifeline.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Mr. Stitch (1996)
Frankenstein's monster: Wesley Crusher.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Neighbors (1981)
Belushi demonstrates home lighting.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Never Been Kissed (1999)
Undercover journalist impersonates teenager.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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One, The (2001)
Killing alternate selves strengthens.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Paper Mask (1990)
Cheats tests; flunks surgery.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Pitch Black (2000)
Aliens' mealtimes decades apart.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Razorback (1984)
Killer: Pig with mohawk.
Mar 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Road To Wellville, The (1994)
Fitness freak's fat farm.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Oldman/ Roth duo hilarious.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Short Time (1990)
Cop believes he's dying.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Small Soldiers (1998)
Army toys wage war.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)
Circumstantial evidence implicates bride.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Soylent Green (1973)
Overpopulation devalues life immensely.
Oct 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Klingon peacemaker assassinated: conspiracy!
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Borg relentless, Picard berzerk.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk on death: 'Fun!'.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Runaways return to conquer.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Stuart Saves His Family (1995)
Smalley character finally entertains.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Subway (1985)
Safecracker hides under ground.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Superman (1978)
Lois highly accident-prone.
Sep 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Taking Care Of Business (1990)
Bum, executive swap careers.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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To Kill A Priest (1988)
Priest advocates solidarity, dies.
Aug 1, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Top Secret! (1984)
Rock star defeats Germans.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Twisted (1986)
Spoiled brat broils cat.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Underworld (1996)
Sarcastic heavy gets revenge.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Vulgar (2000)
Violated 'Vulgar' vows vengeance.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Wedlock (1991)
Prisoners wear exploding collars.
Jul 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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What Lies Beneath (2000)
Ford: God-awful villain.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
White Dwarf (1995)
World halved: light, dark.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Why Me? (1990)
Thief flees cops, terrorists.
Aug 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Akira (1988)
Teenager evolves; loses control.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Babylon 5: Thirdspace (1998)
Artifact opens another 'hyperspace'.
Aug 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Britannia Hospital (1982)
Surgeon beheads, reattaches, re-beheads.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Casper (1995)
Casper, you're no Beetlejuice.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
City Hunter (1993)
Cartoon-based Chan flick.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Deadliest Season, The (1977)
Hockey player's crosscheck fatal.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Doom Generation (1995)
Violent society eliminates pacifist.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dr Who And The Daleks (1965)
Homicidal fireplugs on wheels.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dune (1984)
Worms poop delicious spice.
Oct 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fantastic Four, The (1994)
Corman's 'Four' total bore.
Mar 10, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Fearless (1993)
Crash cures fear, allergies.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fortress (1992)
Procreating twice means jail.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Four Rooms (1995)
Witches. Brats. Threesome. Gamblers.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Holy water super soakers.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Hideaway (1995)
Goldblum, killer telepathically linked.
Sep 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
High Strung (1994)
Oedekerk dies from complaining.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hotshot (1986)
P�l� trains soccer brat.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jingle All The Way (1996)
Rival dads hunt toy.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Knight Moves (1992)
Killer frames chess master.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Knute Rockne All American (1940)
Immigrant becomes football legend.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Kuffs (1992)
Slater inherits police department.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Liquid Sky (1982)
Aliens eat sex hormones.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Microwave Massacre (1983)
Microwave makes cannibalism popular.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
My Fellow Americans (1996)
Grumpy Old Ex-Presidents.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Nicholas And Alexandra (1971)
Look 'Who' plays Rasputin.
Aug 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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