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Microwave Massacre

(1983)
65 reviews
Film rated 3.3 / 5  (Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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Gone with the Ping.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (42)   
Aaaaaargh, heeeelp, uurrrgh, ping.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (40)   
Microwaves goodbye.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (27)   
The Ping and Die.
demonic 
  Vote (20)   
Killing by unconvectional means.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (18)   
Killer radiates evil.
AC 
  Vote (18)   
Kills from inside out.
Sean 
  Vote (17)   
Wife is smoking hot!
Yukon 
  Vote (13)   
Micromanaging murders!
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (12)   
Pierce wife before heating.
Falken 
  Vote (12)   
Mum in the oven.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (11)   
Kills but doesn't brown.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (10)   
Kill. Stir. Leave standing.
tortoise 
  Vote (9)   
Donald redefines eating pussy.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (9)   
Wife's warm on inside.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (9)   
Pierce skin before murdering.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (8)   
Ensure victim piping hot.
tortoise 
  Vote (8)   
Donald: the cooking monster?
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (7)   
Wife's radiant after preparation.
Stalean 
  Vote (7)   
Microwave kills time, wife.
bennyr81 
  Vote (7)   
Amana radar-rage.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (5)   
Hookers cooked to order.
kolo 
  Vote (5)   
Wife becomes nuked food.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Heated discussion- heated wife.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Wife's hot 'n ready.
kolo 
  Vote (4)   
Murder in 30 seconds.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (4)   
Micro mass murder.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (4)   
Husband eats his wife.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Wife becomes fast food.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Wife sandwiches taste great.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Wife warms up.
bife 
  Vote (4)   
Microwife dinner.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (4)   
Murder by convectional methods.
Canklefish 
  Vote (4)   
Bake the dead.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (4)   
Frosty gets heated.
noncentz 
  Vote (3)   
Donald Nuke 'Em.
Falken 
  Vote (3)   
Husband nukes his wife.
Falken 
  Vote (3)   
Hookers make convenience food.
Anthony 
  Vote (3)   
Wife is Microwave safe.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Dead, but still cooking...
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (3)   
Bake my wife, please.
boydegg 
  Vote (3)   
Donald offers leg, breast.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Wife's entree into heaven.
Stalean 
  Vote (2)   
Cereal Nuker.
Yelnats 
  Vote (2)   
Remove jewelry before nuking.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (2)   
Wife gives husband indigestion.
The General 
  Vote (2)   
Wife cooks in microwave.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
Burning hunks of lover.
Chris C 
  Vote (2)   
Nuked wife absolutely glowing.
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Wife, husband push buttons.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Bad cook cooked badly.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Fully defrost before killing.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Donald constructs new menu.
little red 
  Vote (1)   
Donald microwaves hooker snacks.
Paddy C 
  Vote (1)   
Instant murder dinners.
Clara 
  Vote (1)   
Crime, timer, and punishment.
Catuli 
  Vote (1)   
Kills in 1/10 time!
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (1)   
Husband's wife for dinner.
yuzaname 
  Vote (1)   
Microwave makes cannibalism popular.
Livewire 
  Vote (1)   
Microwaveable marital mayhem.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Cannibal construction worker cooks.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Contractor, cannibal, Kenmore killer.
curt922 
  Vote (1)   
Microwave's owners for dinner.
JWMP 
  Vote (1)   
Ho Dee Dee Dee.
calmer 
  Vote    
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