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75	dlanod (1141)
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Not the Croc Hunter

Reviews by 'dlanod'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1141 reviews published to date.

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�Three Amigos! (1986)

Amigos stage Mexican fightback.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Stiles happy in Verona.

Sep 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

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101 Dalmatians (1996)

Cruella changes dog's spots.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

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13th Warrior, The (1999)

Arab done by numbers.

Aug 25, 2003
Scored 3/5

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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

HAL's bugs bug Dave.

Sep 4, 2003
Scored 6/5

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25th Hour (2002)

Norton repents too late.

Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5

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25th Hour (2002)

Ed-itorial comments on NY.

Sep 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

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27 Missing Kisses (2000)

Father and son affair.

Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5

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28 Days (2000)

Bullock driven to drink.

Sep 9, 2003
Scored 1/5

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3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)

Elvis's a-plenty, jailhouse flock.

Feb 7, 2004
Scored 4/5

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42nd Street (1933)

Ankle forces new angle.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)

Eight talking heads bagged.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

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8 Mile (2002)

Eminem rhymy and grimy.

Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5

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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

Robot's ending alienates viewers.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Abyss, The (1989)

Sub sinks, alien flies.

Sep 3, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Only detects animal-level stupidity.

Sep 11, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Addams Family, The (1991)

Gothic family disturbingly normal.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Adventures Of Milo And Otis, The (1986)

Lost pets find love.

Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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African Queen, The (1951)

Love boat visits Africa.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)

TMNT's masters painting, madness.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Ah! My Goddess! (1993)

Seduction of Celestin-ial angel.

Oct 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Airheads (1994)

Band hostages to airplay.

Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Alamo, The (1960)

'The Texas Monumental Massacre'.

Oct 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Alice In Wonderland (1951)

Little girl rabbits on.

Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Alien� (1992)

The Extraterrestrial Redemption.

May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Aliens (1986)

Mother(ship) comes to dinner.

Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5

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America's Sweethearts (2001)

Sisters swap boyfriend, publicist.

Sep 26, 2003
Scored 0/5

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American History X (1998)

Norton redeems child sacrifice.

Sep 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

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American Pie (1999)

Biggs becomes camwhore.

Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

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American Pie 2 (2001)

Less pie, more stupid.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 1/5

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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)

Biggs tied in knots.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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American Tail: Fievel Goes West, An (1991)

Animated rat tells tale.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Analyse This (1999)

DeNiro's mob psyche Crystalised.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5

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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)

Skit movie Pythonic victory.

Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Andre (1994)

Andre seals family together.

Oct 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Antz (1998)

Ants rebel against Stalin.

Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Any Given Sunday (1999)

Football's game of cameras.

Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Apocalypse Now (1979)

Morning's napalm kills confusion.

Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Apollo 13 (1995)

Hanks rockets from safety.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

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AristoCats, The (1970)

Catty high society flick.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Arlington Road (1999)

Robbins serial stage manager.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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As Good As It Gets (1997)

Flipped Jack Hunts girl.

Feb 18, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Disney's Atlantian interpretation sinks.

Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

Only gold is member.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

Powers thaws out Hurley.

Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Baby Face (1933)

Tigerous Lilly prospers.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Baby's Day Out (1994)

'Home Alone: Crawling Menace'.

Sep 10, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Baby-Sitters Club, The (1995)

Teens baby-sit own problems.

Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Baby... Secret Of The Lost Legend (1985)

Couple loves fake dinosaur.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Back To The Future Part III (1990)

Leaves Lloyd, audience behind.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bad Boys (1995)

Smith, Wesson, Lawrence, drugs.

Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bad Eggs (2003)

'Bad Boys' down under.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bambi (1942)

Environmentalist deer coming-of-age movie.

Sep 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bamboozled (2000)

Satirical show Damon's downfall.

Sep 6, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bank, The (2001)

Banker's fractal vision fractures.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Batman Forever (1995)

Riddles confuse Batman.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Batman Returns (1992)

Bat beats in-fighting menagerie.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bats (1999)

Winged rats lack bite.

Oct 6, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Battle Royale II (2003)

Nanahara is real terror(ist).

Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Beaches (1988)

Midler gets second wind.

Sep 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bean (1997)

Bumbling mute pains all.

Sep 7, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bedazzled (2000)

Devil-may-care remake.

Sep 9, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Beethoven (1992)

St Bernard hailed rescuer.

Oct 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Beethoven's 2nd (1993)

Dog finds bitch, dognapper.

Oct 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Ben-Hur (1959)

Race defines heavenly epic.

Sep 7, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Sikh with soccer fever.

Feb 12, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Benji (1974)

Kidnapping inspires terrifying terrier.

Oct 3, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Best In Show (2000)

Owners resemble showy dogs.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)

Themed Axel hunting park.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Big Daddy (1999)

Billy Madison becomes father.

May 23, 2004
Scored 1/5

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Big Jim Mclain (1952)

Duke trumps Red king.

Oct 18, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Billy Elliot (2000)

Ballet boy forgoes balls.

Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bird On A Wire (1990)

Forgettable Mel gets bird.

Sep 9, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Birdcage, The (1996)

Crossdressing comedy claims conservatives.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Blade (1998)

Snipes off at half-brothers.

Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Blazing Saddles (1974)

Black sheriff dishes dirt.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Blue Chips (1994)

Shaq attack scores jack.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Blues Brothers, The (1980)

Leia misfires missile.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bone Collector, The (1999)

Murderer provides installment plan.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Boogie Nights (1997)

Porn dissected for titillation.

Sep 7, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Boondock Saints, The (1999)

Conducting cop joins vigilantes.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bounce (2000)

Seat swapper scores wife.

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Braveheart (1995)

William Wallace gets downsized.

Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Stereotypes launch bloodless coup.

Sep 3, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

Bridget is (huge) pants.

Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Broken Arrow (1996)

Missing nuke breaks Travolta.

Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Brother Bear (2003)

Oh Brother, Collins un-bear-able.

Nov 16, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Bug's Life, A (1998)

Circus overthrows dictatorial grasshoppers.

Aug 28, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bulletproof Monk (2003)

Monk is scroll lock.

Nov 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bungee Jumping Of Their Own (2001)

Bus stops fledgling romance.

Aug 13, 2004
Unscored

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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)

Butch, Sundance take fall.

Feb 16, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Caddyshack (1980)

Gopher drives Chevy crazy.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5

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California Man (1992)

Prehistoric man, older jokes.

Nov 7, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Candyman (1992)

Mirror calls sweet killer.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Cannonball Run, The (1981)

All-star rally rallies stars.

Oct 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Casablanca (1942)

Sam keeps on playing.

Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Cats & Dogs (2001)

Spies surrender animal urges.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Cheaper By The Dozen (1950)

Father breeds guinea pigs.

Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Cheats (2002)

School cheating 'presidents' busted.

Jan 23, 2004
Scored 1/5

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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Car drives family overboard.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

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