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Reviews by 'dlanod'
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with a total of
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Zoolander (2001)
Stiller the one (model).
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Frankenstein's in the Genes.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Young Einstein (1988)
Das beer's in Einstein.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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You've Got Mail (1998)
Hanks's penile enlargement spam.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Space-jacking SPECTRE risks war.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Yellow Submarine (1968)
Excessively animated Beatles trip.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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XXx (2002)
Bond without any style.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
X2 (2003)
Logan goes on Stryke-r.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
X-Men (2000)
Gandalf vs Captain Picard.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Wyatt Earp (1994)
Western biopic us-Earp's crown.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Script is not enough.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Close collects strays.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Wog Boy, The (2000)
Scam's all Greek.
Aug 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Bewitching classic blown away.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Witness For The Prosecution (1957)
Vole buried by wife.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Witches, The (1990)
Be-witching, Dahl-ing.
Oct 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wings Of Eagles, The (1957)
Duke Weads scriptwriter's autobiography.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Winged Migration (2001)
Chick flick, beautifully done.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Hobbits make chocolate singing.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Chocolateer's moral message.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Sickeningly sweet Wilder confection.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Willow (1988)
Tolkien-lite.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Movie dies before youths.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Wild Wild Mess.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(13)
Wild Things (1998)
Neve takes the Bacon.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken (1991)
Saddle girl can't see.
May 30, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Neurotic dentist extracts hitman.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Rabbit upset, set up.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
White Men Can't Jump (1992)
White man shoots, scores.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Bullock meets the family.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Where Eagles Dare (1968)
Allies castle Nazis, checkmate.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
When Time Expires (1997)
Time expired, Hamill rotten.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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What Women Want (2000)
Mel shocked, frocked, schlocked.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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What About Bob? (1991)
Wiley stalker chases doc.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Seann Rock-s the jungle.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Corpse really stinks.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Sandler sings for supper.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Wayne's (Mr) mojo risin'.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
Losers do TV show.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Wayne's World (1992)
Mike Myers as Wayne(ker).
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Alligator snappier than Sandler.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Warm Water Under A Red Bridge (2001)
Kleptomaniac has plumbing problem.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Warm Water Under A Red Bridge (2001)
Woman's water breaks, geysering.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Biological WMDs- common cold.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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War Games (1983)
Computer gets M.A.D.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Clay cleaning paneful experience.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Gromit outwits chicken penguin.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Waking Ned (1998)
Irish Bernie wins lottery.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Wagons East (1994)
Candy sings, pioneering ends.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wagon Master (1950)
Mormons gather Western entourage.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Wag The Dog (1997)
Media coup in Albania.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Von Ryan's Express (1965)
Blue Eyes beats brown-shirts.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Volcano (1997)
Jones blows his top.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Silicon Valley saviour stinks.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004)
Helsing gets more animated.
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004)
Jackman's acting sketchy.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Van Helsing (2004)
Jackman vs Monsters Inc.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000)
Vampiristic romance almost inanimate.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Amazing con, Sose Spacey.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Untouchables, The (1987)
Ness' Untouchables not touching.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Underworld (2003)
Rolling Beckinsale gathers Lycan.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Under The Tuscan Sun (2003)
Italians wander via Lane.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Under Siege (1992)
Seagal cooks up crap.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
Human crash-test dummy.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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U.S. Marshals (1998)
'Fugitive II: Convoluted Conspiracy'.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
U-571 (2000)
Americans subsume glorified calculator.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Two Mules For Sister Sara (1970)
Maclaine's hooker has habit.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Two Mules For Sister Sara (1970)
Eastwood's whore getting nun.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Two Hands (1999)
Heath wakes, smells Rose.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Twister (1996)
Helen hunts for twisters.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Twin Peaks (1990)
Palmer's case (plastic)wrapped up.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Prisoner's past release date.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Hanks goes to dogs.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Truth About Cats & Dogs, The (1996)
Catty Garofalo's dog ugly?
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Reality TV goes Hollywood.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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True Lies (1994)
Curtis strips, Arnie searches.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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True Grit (1969)
Rooster crows for hunters.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Troy (2004)
Pitt hits Homer.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Troy (2004)
Legolas of Troy.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Troy (2004)
Petersen sacks the Iliad.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
TRON (1982)
Man needs Save Game.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Trinity Is STILL My Name! (1972)
Paternal wishes produce banditos.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Treasure Planet (2002)
Ron loses Stevenson's island.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Trainspotting (1996)
Drugged Scots call shots.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Trail Of The Pink Panther (1982)
Death doesn't stop Clouseau.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Tragedy Of Macbeth, The (1971)
Polanski's definitive Scottish play.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Traffic (2000)
Catherine Zeta-Jones now drugless.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Trading Places (1983)
Prince, pauper, black, white.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Woody gets the girl.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 2 (1999)
Tomboy gets Woody.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Toy Story (1995)
Woody neurotic as namesake.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Hotel residents flaming imbeciles.
Jan 3, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie forgets, redials, recalls.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise turned ice-cold maverick.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Tootsie (1982)
Pauper is the princess.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Yeoh builds Asian bonds.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Tombstone (1993)
Doc pulls through O.K.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Jolie's fun and games.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Implausible queens ruin scenes.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Lawyer Pecks at racism.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Page Range
Zoolan <---> To Kil
Titani <---> Sister
Singin <---> Pulp F
Pulp F <---> Never
Never <---> Mars A
Man Wi <---> Jurass
Jungle <---> Harry
Harrie <---> Firm,
Findin <---> Dark C
Darede <---> Bone C
Blues <---> Alien:
Alien <---> �Three
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