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Reviews by 'Pumpkin'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
544
reviews published to date.
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28 Days (2000)
Sandra Bullock, party animal.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey's ass, best actor.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Captain Kirk saves shuttle.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Myers beating dead horse.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Bachelor Party (1984)
Hanks has last fling.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bowling stoner's pissy rug.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Princess Leia stalks Belushi.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Brothers, The (2001)
Friends freak over commitment.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Casablanca (1942)
Bogart outsmarts Nazis.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Cat's Eye (1985)
Hays teeters on ledge.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Chinatown (1974)
Jack discovers incest plot.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Cliffhanger (1993)
Rambo goes mountain climbing.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
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D.C. Cab (1983)
Misfit cabbies run amock.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Dick Tracy (1990)
Madonna seduces another co-star.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Field Of Dreams (1989)
Farmer hears crops talking.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
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First Blood (1982)
Vietnam vet turns superhero.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Friday After Next (2002)
One joke, three movies.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Frighteners, The (1996)
Fox is fake Ghostbuster.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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From Hell (2001)
Depp chases saucy Jack.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Gimme Shelter (1970)
Rolling Stones snuff film.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
Millions slaughtered, Williams laughs.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Hustler, The (1961)
Newman gets thumbs broken.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ice Age (2002)
Sabertooth Tiger finds friends.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Giant bat eats kids.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
Keanu overloads tiny brain.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Knockaround Guys (2001)
Airline loses gangster's luggage.
May 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Liar Liar (1997)
Lawyer finds truth rewarding.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Lion King, The (1994)
Cub finds bug-eating friends.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Mask, The (1994)
Masked Carrey chases Diaz.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Machines kick humans' asses.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Minority Report (2002)
Tom: drug addicted murderer.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Scary monsters punch timeclock.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
British accent fools family.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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My Blue Heaven (1990)
Martin does DeNiro impression.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Net, The (1995)
Cyber-hottie becomes virtual victim.
May 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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North (1994)
Frodo plays 'Forrest Gump'.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Original Kings Of Comedy, The (2000)
Nothing original or comical.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Others, The (2001)
Dead servants hide curtains.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Philadelphia (1993)
Gay lawyer gets AIDS.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Julia charges for sex.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Princess Bride, The (1987)
Farm boy turns pirate.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Prizzi's Honor (1985)
Contract killers find love.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Rage: Carrie 2, The (1999)
Telekinetic bitch-slaps arrogant lads.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Rock, The (1996)
Limey jailbird saves Alcatraz.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Rocky III (1982)
Rocky avenges Mickey's death.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Scarface (1983)
Pacino in gang bang.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Secret Of NIMH, The (1982)
Widow mouse learns truth.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Shallow Hal (2001)
Fatties need love too.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Shining, The (1980)
Kid creepier than Jack.
May 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Hills alive with music.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Soylent Green (1973)
People taste like chicken.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Stand, The (1994)
America catches the plague.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Tomb Raider (2001)
Film ruined another game.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Tommy Boy (1995)
SNL road trip skit.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Tommyknockers, The (1993)
Whole town uncovers spaceship.
May 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Tremors (1990)
Attack of killer gophers.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Turner & Hooch (1989)
Gump and Scooby Doo.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Wayne's World (1992)
Too long SNL skit.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
Fresh Prince's blazin' saddle.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
No stinkin' badges needed.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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10 (1979)
No silicone. All Bo.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Williams goes without script.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Graffiti (1973)
George Lucas's 'Happy Days'.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Angela's Ashes (1999)
Siblings dropping like flies.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Soldiers take road trip.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Arthur (1981)
Drunkard buys Liza's love.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Fox gets future shock.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Fox: West's shortest cowboy.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Banger Sisters, The (2002)
Old whores' memory lane.
May 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Batman Forever (1995)
Franchise gets neon makeover.
May 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Brooks's western buddy film.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Blood Work (2002)
Eastwood/ movie needs CPR.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bound (1996)
Tilly robs then licks.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cadence (1990)
Sheen works chain gang.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
Nerd rents hottie's love.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Casino (1995)
Scorsese scorches Sin City.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Conqueror, The (1956)
The Duke plays Mongolian.
May 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Creepshow (1982)
Killer comics come alive.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Crying Game, The (1992)
Terrorist has penis issues.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Gay robber's true story.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dracula 2000 (2000)
Dracula is actually Judas?
May 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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End Of Days (1999)
Devil ruined Arnie's career.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Erik The Viking (1989)
Vikings find Godly children.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
Clint's girlfriend ruins movie.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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F/X (1986)
Movie make-up saves day.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Firestarter (1984)
Hot headed future hottie.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Foreign languages excite Jamie.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Fly, The (1986)
Human fly wants mate.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Samurai mostly drives around.
May 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Ghost Ship (2002)
Floating haunted house sinks.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Ghostbusters (1984)
Effects don't overshadow story.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ghostbusters II (1989)
Now chasing failing careers.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Green Mile, The (1999)
Convict works healing miracles.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Guarding Tess (1994)
Cage protects grouchy bitch.
May 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Heaven (2002)
Bird murders wrong family.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Hudson Hawk (1991)
Bruce steals across Europe.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Iron Giant, The (1999)
Big trashcan actually friendly.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Jerry Maguire (1996)
Unemployed agent shows money.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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King Kong (1933)
Monkey tours Big Apple.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Mutt finds rich bitch.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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