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Reviews by 'Rovark'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5075
reviews published to date.
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Suburbanites suspect new neighbours.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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'Doc' (1971)
Yulin just ain't Wyatt.
May 24, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
'Doc' (1971)
Earp's OK sidekick biopic.
Dec 24, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Mammoth stampede destroys pyramid.
Dec 9, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
11th Hour, The (2007)
Bandwagons apparently eco-friendly.
Sep 16, 2008
Unscored
Vote
12 Angry Men (1997)
Lone Lemmon turns majority.
Sep 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
127 Hours (2010)
Franco forgoes fouled forearm.
Jan 23, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
2 Guns (2013)
Doughnut diner deters Denzel
Sep 14, 2013
Scored 3/5
Vote
2,000 Women (1944)
MM POW XX's.
May 17, 2012
Scored 2/5
Vote
2012 (2009)
Emmerich's Baktun bunkum epic.
Sep 18, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
21 Grams (2003)
Benicio - Pen, heart - Penn.
Jul 31, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
28 Weeks Later (2007)
Carlyle's family reunion FUBAR.
May 16, 2012
Scored 3/5
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30 Days Of Night (2007)
Hartnett gets dusted.
Nov 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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30 Days Of Night (2007)
Granny's grass-grower- grievous.
Nov 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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30 Days Of Night (2007)
Hartnett's dazed night.
Nov 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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30 Days Of Night (2007)
Barrow, Alaska; biting cold.
Mar 25, 2008
Scored 3/5
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300 Spartans, The (1962)
Leonidas's bodyguard faithfully follows.
May 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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300: Rise Of An Empire (2014)
This Isn't A SEQUEL!
Feb 1, 2014
Scored 3/5
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300: Rise Of An Empire (2014)
Salt water, Artemisia; Well
Mar 18, 2014
Scored 3/5
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8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Animated recidevist Sandler's excremental.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 0/5
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8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Christmas orphaning warps Sandler.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 0/5
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8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Sandler cries, finds humanity.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 0/5
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8 Mile (2002)
Eminem's road to success.
Jan 19, 2009
Scored 2/5
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8 Mile (2002)
Loser rapper becomes Emineminent
Oct 26, 2016
Scored 2/5
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About Schmidt (2002)
Forthright Bates intimidates Nicholson.
May 17, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Abraham Lincoln (1930)
Huston plays 'honest' lawyer
Mar 5, 2014
Unscored
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Accountant, The (2016)
Autistic assassin settles accounts
Nov 16, 2016
Scored 3/5
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Aces 'N' Eights (2008)
Baddie gunfighter Boxleitner turns.
Aug 22, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Adolf Hitler - My Part In His Downfall (1972)
Milligan's winning wartime memoirs.
Feb 4, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
'Dorothy's friends' visit Alice.
Aug 17, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl In 3-D, The (2005)
Brat's imaginary 'superheroes' realised.
Aug 22, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn, The (2011)
Animated Belgian boy's adventures
May 4, 2015
Scored 2/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Steamboat, skipper, spinster, sub.
Sep 10, 2009
Scored 5/5
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After.Life (2009)
Ricci. Interred. Pre-expiration.
Feb 6, 2014
Scored 4/5
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Aguirre: The Wrath Of God (1972)
Kinski seeks golden city.
Aug 22, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Aguirre: The Wrath Of God (1972)
Conquistador Kinski's gold-greed.
Aug 22, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Aguirre: The Wrath Of God (1972)
Apocalyptic Kinski; the 'ORrer.
Sep 23, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Airplane! (1980)
'Find fish-forgoing flier'.
Feb 22, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Agrabah urchin pursues princess.
Jun 8, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Robin Williams improvisational Genie-ous.
Jun 8, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alamo, The (2004)
Western Napoleon booted out.
Mar 18, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Alamo, The (2004)
Texans favour mission-position.
Mar 18, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Alex Cross (2012)
Arrogant Cross's family targetted
Jun 16, 2015
Scored 2/5
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Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Depp/Carroll/Burton's Alice.
Jul 30, 2011
Unscored
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Alien Autopsy (2006)
Sci-fi featuring little Ant.
Dec 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Aliens In The Attic (2009)
Small aliens, loft-y ambitions.
May 17, 2012
Scored 2/5
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All About Eve (1950)
Ingenue infiltrates star's circle.
Apr 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
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All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Schoolboys lose innocence, lives.
Oct 8, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Amazing Grace (2006)
Mr. Fantastic ends slavery.
May 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
American Graffiti (1973)
Harrison Ford - scratch race
Mar 3, 2014
Scored 3/5
Vote
American Tail, An (1986)
Russian mice emigrate Stateside.
Jan 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Amputating A Leg (1902)
Edison stumped for plot.
Jan 30, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Burrito 'bereaves' biker Black.
Jan 20, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Black boots Burgundy's Baxter.
Jan 19, 2009
Scored 1/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
TV Somethings Completely Recycled
Jan 10, 2017
Scored 4/5
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Androcles And The Lion (1952)
Christian-eating lion, pause.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Angel Wore Red, The (1960)
Bogarde seeks holy relic.
Oct 28, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Angry Silence, The (1960)
Strike Condemming Attenborough Blackballed.
May 8, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008)
Teen hunk is Groome'd.
Feb 4, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008)
Cutie 'Groome's rival's boyfriend.
Feb 4, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
Anna And The King (1999)
Anna King, Thai-walker.
Jun 8, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Anonymous (2011)
Shakespeare wasn't really shakespeare.
Jun 17, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Anonymous (2011)
Aristocrat anonymously becomes bard.
May 22, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Anonymous (2011)
Oxford - the writer stuffed.
May 17, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Antony And Cleopatra (1972)
Heston has Hildegarde hots.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Anzio (1968)
Unleashed Wildcat's a chicken.
May 10, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Anzio (1968)
Drive to Rome - stalls.
May 10, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Apache Rifles (1964)
Apache Hawk - Audie's hostage.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Appaloosa, The (1966)
Saxon steals Marlon's mustang.
Mar 24, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Appointment In London (1952)
Bogarde's Brits bomb Bosche.
Aug 5, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Arabian Adventure (1979)
Rooney's robots terrify Tobias
Feb 17, 2014
Scored 2/5
Vote
Arthur Christmas (2011)
Santa generations save Christmas
Jan 10, 2017
Scored 4/5
Vote
Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Ford backfires on Jesse
Nov 11, 2015
Scored 3/5
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Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Jessie's gun gift backfires
Nov 11, 2015
Scored 3/5
Vote
Assassins (1995)
Stallone's a principled assassin.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
Astro Boy (2009)
Guns-in-buns android.
Oct 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Depp alienated, Theron impregnated.
Aug 7, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Technologically advanced Atlanteans - illiterate.
Jan 25, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Atonement (2007)
Brat's apology decades late.
May 22, 2012
Scored 2/5
Vote
Audrey Rose (1977)
Rose reincarnated as Ivy
Nov 21, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
Austerlitz (1960)
Napoleon defeats Russo-Austrian coalition.
Aug 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Australia (2008)
Kidman, Jackman, go camping.
Jul 18, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
Avanti! (1972)
Lemmon follows dad's lifestyle.
Jul 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Avanti! (1972)
Mills grinds Lemmon's pips.
Jul 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Avatar (2009)
Unobtainium. Fucking seriously Cameron?
Aug 6, 2011
Scored 2/5
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Pyramid provides Alien arena.
Mar 12, 2008
Scored 2/5
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Ancient alien Antarctic arena.
Mar 13, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Awakening, The (2011)
Florence finds phantom familia(l)
Sep 22, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
McFly's musicianship makes mark.
Jun 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Barretts Of Wimpole Street, The (1934)
Laughton's paternal protectiveness- questionable.
May 1, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Battle Of Britain (1969)
Dowding defies, defeats Deutsch.
Oct 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Battle Of Britain (1969)
Spitfire squadrons harry huns.
Sep 10, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Bear Island (1979)
Climatologists, Arctic Nazi gold
Mar 6, 2017
Scored 3/5
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Paranoid Schizophrenic wins Nobel.
May 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Beauty And The Beast (1946)
Cocteau's fantastical fairytale.
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Bedazzled (2000)
Hurley; Devil in disguise.
Sep 7, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Bee Movie (2007)
Litigation? let it bee.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Beethoven's 3rd (2000)
Judge condemns doggy franchise.
Mar 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Oriental Anti-Western rebel executed.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
7.5th floor hides portal.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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