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Reviews by 'cjd'
Current status of
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with a total of
215
reviews published to date.
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You, Me And Dupree (2006)
College crazy crashes honeymoon.
May 20, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Sex Mex road trip.
Oct 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
X2 (2003)
Jackman jeopardises Jean Grey.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Furry Frasier versus Phoenix.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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X-Men (2000)
Picard's new mutant teammates.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
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X-Men (2000)
Wolverine rattles Jean's genes.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
X-Men (2000)
Hugh's huge sideburns.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wolf Creek (2005)
Outback psycho terrorises tourists.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Wolf Creek (2005)
Crocodile Bundy.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Withnail & I (1987)
Withnail's lighter fluid cocktail.
Sep 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Shakespeare for MTV generation.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne gets ballroom blitzed.
Jul 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Fawksian fetishist = twisted firestarter.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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V For Vendetta (2006)
Portman's bald and beautiful.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Upside Of Anger, The (2005)
Mother's drunkenness disgusts daughters.
Dec 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Underworld: Evolution (2006)
UnEvolved life-sapping sequel.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Unbreakable (2000)
Samuel L Crashman.
Aug 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Ultraviolet (2006)
Milla exposes UV raybans.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 0/5
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Tsotsi (2005)
Soweto thug's redemption journey.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Trouble With Harry, The (1955)
Hitchcock whodunnit . . . of corpse!
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
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TMNT (2007)
Leonardo outdraws jungle gun-runners.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 2/5
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TMNT (2007)
The fantastic four's renaissance.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Ten Little Indians (1965)
The nursery rhyme murders.
Feb 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Tell No One (2006)
Murdered spouse plays undead.
Aug 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Tell No One (2006)
Tracksuited widower tracks clues.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Reese pieces marriage together.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Superman Returns (2006)
Planet reports plate tectonics.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Superman Returns (2006)
Clark averts continental drift.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Superman Returns (2006)
Lex's brave new world.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Superman Returns (2006)
Superman's lost in Spacey.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Striking Distance (1993)
Willis investigates nursery crime.
Mar 21, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Striking Distance (1993)
Bruce solves waterbaby murders.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Starter For Ten (2006)
Cheat prospers in love.
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Pre-pubescent pod-racing.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey gains black belt.
May 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Snakes rattle in hold.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Stewardesses serve snakebite.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Fangs for flying AA.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Sin City (2005)
Miller's crossing plotlines.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Bill makes fat suit.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sideways (2004)
Wine snobs diss merlot.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Lps decapitate living dead.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Pegg survives zombie invasion.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shanghai Knights (2003)
Karate cowboys confuse history.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Shanghai Knights (2003)
Chaplin and Chan slapstick.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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See No Evil: The Moors Murders (2006)
Shameless peroxide mancunian murderess.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Se7en (1995)
Paltrow's pitt-iful punishment.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Scotland, Pa. (2001)
Burger and bard.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Scotland, Pa. (2001)
Much ado about cooking.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Scotland, Pa. (2001)
Maura relishes burger war.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Scotland, Pa. (2001)
Machiavellian burger king.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Scary Movie (2000)
Doofus outwits teenage stereotypes.
May 27, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Scanner Darkly, A (2006)
Keanu's undercover drugs bust.
Sep 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Resident Evil (2002)
A.I. checkmates Milla.
Mar 16, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Orange mole ruins heist.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Double agent orange.
Jul 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Rat Race (2001)
Bean's been sleeping.
Oct 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Pursuit Of Happyness, The (2006)
Broke broker banks billions.
Jan 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Pursuit Of Happyness, The (2006)
Fresh prince / fresh broke.
Jan 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Ezekiel Jackson delivers justice.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
Anti-deforestation eco-fable.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Plunkett & Macleane (1999)
Dandy & randy highwaymen.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Geoffrey rushes aging process.
Jan 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Jack's back. Dead right.
Jul 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Perfect Catch, The (2005)
Ben's a baseball gunner.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
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One Hour Photo (2002)
Psycho's family photo wallpaper.
Jun 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
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On A Clear Day (2005)
Lardin' it, Glasgow style.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Office Space (1999)
Stapler theft starts fire.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Office Space (1999)
Hypnotist fatally hypnotises himself.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Office Space (1999)
Workplace slacker garners promotion.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Clooney ruins pacino's casinos.
Aug 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Number 23, The (2007)
Number obsession masks murder.
Jan 21, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Notes On A Scandal (2006)
Spinster fiddles kiddie-fiddler.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Notes On A Scandal (2006)
Schoolmistress turns emotional blackmailer.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Futuristic dictators rewrite history.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Night At The Museum (2006)
Unnatural history unnaturally resuscitates.
Jul 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Nausicaa Of The Valley Of Wind (1984)
Apocalypse blow.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Vote pedro t-shirt campaign.
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Dynamite dancing - auditorium explodes.
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
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My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Keanu navigates sleepy River.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
Japanese siblings re-imagine Harvey.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Murder On The Orient Express (1974)
Trans-Siberian ammassed murderers.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Mulholland Drive (2001)
Lynch's lesbian reality dream.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Nicole can-can't sing.
Aug 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Kylie keeps spirits up.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Absinthe-fuelled psychedelic nightmares.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
Argentine Easy Riders.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Abrams rabbit foot MacGuffin.
Jan 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Pugilist . . . paraplegic . . . passed away.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Matrix, The (1999)
Pill-popping technogeekery.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo blinded by Revelations.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Oracle & architect reunited.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo given architecture lesson.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
Branagh's gothic cadaver caper.
May 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Little Nicky (2000)
Sandler survives Keitel hell.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Ugly duckling pageant satire.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Less Than Zero (1987)
Bangles score downey's downer.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Bagger advances Damon's career.
Feb 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Golfing exorcises Damon's demons.
Feb 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
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League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Finding Nemo's catamaran.
Mar 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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