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Reviews by 'calmer'
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with a total of
22025
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#1 (2010)
Rungo receives odd pencil.
Oct 10, 2013
Scored 0/5
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#1 (2005)
Morality is story's key.
May 13, 2008
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#TheFaustFlick (2017)
Bank blanks Faust's hopes.
Apr 18, 2017
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Scoring plays earn K's.
May 11, 2006
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Motivating football team's expensive.
May 11, 2006
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Finding end zone's rewarding.
May 11, 2006
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Collegians paid like pros.
May 11, 2006
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
One G per TD.
May 11, 2006
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Show-biz owners boost morale.
May 11, 2006
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Brown's lucky number 13.
May 11, 2006
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$5,000,000 Counterfeiting Plot, The (1914)
Dress purchase proves costly.
Feb 21, 2008
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$50,000 Challenge, The (1989)
Participants play for 50K.
Mar 7, 2008
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$pent (2000)
Max craves gambler's rush.
Sep 24, 2012
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$pent (2000)
Max maxes out credibility.
Sep 9, 2012
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'Bama Girl (2008)
Jessica jars status quo.
Mar 23, 2010
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Wary welcomers watch weirdos.
Jun 13, 2006
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Dante's hellish suburbia.
Jun 13, 2006
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'E' (1981)
Second letter supplants fifth.
Jun 13, 2006
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'E' (1981)
E-B-onics.
Jun 13, 2006
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'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Geriatric prestidigitation baffles youths.
Mar 30, 2005
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'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Cunning codger confuses kids.
Apr 5, 2005
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(6)
'G' Men (1935)
Cagney delivers Zanuck's lines.
Jun 13, 2006
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'G' Men (1935)
Brick's thrown at mob.
Jun 13, 2006
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'Gator Bait (1976)
Bayou babe baits bastards.
Jun 13, 2006
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'Gator Bait (1976)
Desiree does in dunces.
Jun 13, 2006
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'Gator Bait (1976)
Comely poacher corners cops.
Jun 13, 2006
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'Golden Prison': The Louvre, 'A' (1964)
Grand museum's unlikely beginnings.
Jun 13, 2006
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'Golden Prison': The Louvre, 'A' (1964)
Hunting lodge becomes icon.
Jun 13, 2006
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'Night, Mother (1986)
Depressed daughter discusses disposal.
Jun 13, 2006
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'Night, Mother (1986)
Agoraphobic Sissy stops suffering.
Jun 13, 2006
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(1)
'R Xmas (2001)
Park Avenue pusher abducted.
Jun 16, 2006
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'R Xmas (2001)
Bitter Ice-T ruins Christmas.
Jun 16, 2006
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'R Xmas (2001)
Career Day intimidates Dad.
Jun 16, 2006
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'R Xmas (2001)
Crack proceeds pay tuition.
Jun 16, 2006
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'R Xmas (2001)
Rapper kidnaps Caribbean dealer.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Round Midnight (1986)
French fan revitalizes jazzman.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Round Midnight (1986)
Jazzman's music, soul unravel.
Jun 16, 2006
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(1)
'Round Midnight (1986)
Dexter Gordon's eerie magnetism.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Round Midnight (1986)
Gordon's tour de force.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Round Midnight (1986)
Near Seine sax player.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Salem's Lot (2004)
Kurt hurts Salem.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Salem's Lot (2004)
Cast like vampires: Soul-less.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Salem's Lot (2004)
Barlow lays Salem Lowe.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Salem's Lot (2004)
Salem's bloodier by Hauer.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Silent Night, Smurfy Night.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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'Twas The Night Before Christmas (1974)
Kringle's boxers in bunch.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Twas The Night Before Christmas (1974)
Santa shows vindictive side.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Twas The Night Before Christmas (1974)
Santa's pissed by letter.
Jun 16, 2006
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(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Joseph woos cynical Zooey.
Jun 13, 2012
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(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Dating Summer's Tom's bummer.
Sep 9, 2012
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(1)
(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Webb weaves tangled romance.
Mar 16, 2010
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Daffy flushed off stage.
Jun 16, 2006
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Daffy, Sam cashed in.
Jun 16, 2006
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Carrots warp cartoon stars.
Jun 16, 2006
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Sam still hates rabbits.
Jun 16, 2006
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Bugs flubs.
Jun 16, 2006
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(Past Present Future) Imperfect (2004)
Colvilles cross about Chrissie.
Jul 19, 2011
Unscored
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(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
Madcap gay space farce.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(1)
(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
German camp without showers.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
Gay heroes save Earth.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
Dreamship crew misses Uranus.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
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...And Justice For All (1979)
Al gores horny judge.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
...Maybe This Time (1981)
Fran can't keep man.
May 13, 2008
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...Maybe This Time (1981)
Fran's clock tick-tocks.
May 13, 2008
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...So Goes The Nation (2006)
Buckeye State's election bellwether.
Aug 26, 2008
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(1)
...Yahaan (2005)
Romance amidst Kashmir's conflict.
Jun 13, 2012
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.com For Murder (2002)
Brummel stays at beau's.
Aug 24, 2011
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< Air (2008)
Bereaved Jackie's belly banished.
Aug 30, 2011
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? (2005)
Blowup doll completes trio.
Mar 23, 2007
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[Rec] (2007)
TV crew gets quarantined.
Oct 22, 2009
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[REC] 4: Apocalypse (2014)
Angela awakens at sea.
Jul 23, 2018
Unscored
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[Rec]� (2009)
SWAT reconnoiters [Rec] scene.
Mar 2, 2011
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Moronic Martins mount up.
Jul 21, 2007
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(1)
00:05'01 (2008)
Earthlings take five daily.
Mar 30, 2013
Unscored
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(1)
007 In Egypt (2006)
Moore's un-Corked in Mideast.
Feb 1, 2007
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(1)
0506HK (2007)
Quentin questions his origins.
Jun 24, 2012
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06/05 (2004)
Van Gogh fictionalizes assassination.
May 21, 2008
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06/05 (2004)
Dutch politician's fatal mis-Fortuyn.
May 21, 2008
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1 Love (2003)
Gast's documentary shows balls.
Dec 28, 2010
Unscored
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1 Love (2003)
The scoop on hoops.
Jun 17, 2013
Unscored
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1 Mile To You (2017)
Teen runs to recall.
Apr 2, 2017
Unscored
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1 Na 1 (2002)
Belgrade basketballer battles upward.
Oct 10, 2011
Unscored
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon wiltin' in Hilton.
Mar 29, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Heiress bares hairless mons.
Apr 1, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Fun Night In Paris.
May 1, 2007
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(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton plumbing gets inspection.
Feb 25, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris honey moons, sweet.
Feb 25, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris Hilton: Unplugged, Plugged.
Feb 25, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Vacant Hilton's vapid video.
Feb 25, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon's buried in Paris.
Feb 25, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton's pubic access channel.
Feb 25, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
1 Guy In Paris.
Apr 1, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris Hilton catches Salomon(ella).
Feb 25, 2007
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1% (2017)
Slow Skink sours Sugar.
Sep 24, 2017
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1% (2017)
Copperhead Paddo shields Skink.
Sep 23, 2017
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Cocksucker cuisine, maid easy.
Jun 20, 2006
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Gravy gets protein enriched.
Jul 23, 2006
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Randy chef's raunchy recipe.
Jul 23, 2006
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Human Jizz Mops III.
Jun 20, 2006
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Goo's gobbled with biscuits.
Jul 23, 2006
Unscored
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Page Range
#1 <---> 1,001
1,001 <---> 18 Gra
180 <---> 30 Is
30 Is <---> 97 Ech
99 And <---> Abbott
Abbott <---> About
About <---> Abyss,
Accele <---> Acroba
Across <---> Adapta
Adapta <---> Adrena
Adrena <---> Advent
Advent <---> Affair
Affair <---> After
After <---> Agent
Agent <---> Aladdi
Aladdi <---> Alexan
Alexan <---> Alice
Alice <---> Alien
Alien <---> All Ba
All Bo <---> All Qu
All Qu <---> All Th
All Th <---> Alma M
Almost <---> Alphab
Alphab <---> Amateu
Amateu <---> Ambush
Ambush <---> Americ
Americ <---> Americ
Americ <---> Amos &
Amreek <---> Annihi
Anon <---> Are Yo
Are Yo <---> Asylum
Asylum <---> Awoken
AWOL <---> Bad Bi
Bad Bl <---> Bank J
Bank J <---> Bath W
Bath W <---> Beauti
Beauti <---> Below
Beltwa <---> Beyond
Beyond <---> Bill,
Billio <---> Black
Black <---> Blood
Blood <---> Blur C
Blurre <---> Bonnie
Bonnie <---> Boss'n
Boss'n <---> Brave
Braveh <---> Bring
Bring <---> Bubble
Buccan <---> Buse,
Bushwi <---> Califo
Califo <---> Captai
Captiv <---> Catch
Catch <---> Chaos
Chap O <---> Cherry
Cherry <---> Christ
Christ <---> Clarit
Clarkw <---> Cocain
Cocain <---> Colour
Colour <---> Consta
Consta <---> Costum
Cosy D <---> Cresce
Crew, <---> Cup Of
Cup Of <---> Dance
Dance <---> Dartmo
Darwin <---> Dead D
Dead D <---> Death
Death <---> Delila
Deliri <---> Desser
Destin <---> Did Yo
Didgor <---> Dissol
Distan <---> Don Mc
Don Qu <---> Downto
Downwa <---> Drowne
Drug A <---> Easter
Easter <---> El Des
El Inc <---> End Of
End Of <---> Everyb
Everyb <---> Extrem
Extrem <---> Famili
Famili <---> Fat Ro
Fat: W <---> Fifty
Fifty <---> First
First <---> Float
Float <---> Forbid
Forbid <---> Frag
Fragil <---> Freque
Freque <---> Furry
Fuschi <---> Gas, F
Gasoli <---> Ghost
Ghost <---> Glass
Glass <---> Going
Going <---> Good,
Goodby <---> Great
Great <---> Grim
Grim <---> Guru
Guru <---> Handke
Handso <---> Harris
Harris <---> Heart
Heart <---> Henry
Henry' <---> Higher
Highla <---> Holdin
Hole I <---> Hoopin
Hoot <---> Houseb
Housem <---> Hunger
Hunger <---> I Feel
I Feel <---> I, A M
I, A M <---> Impost
Imprac <---> Incons
Inconv <---> Inspir
Inspir <---> Iron P
Iron P <---> James
James <---> Jill A
Jillia <---> Journe
Journe <---> Just T
Just T <---> Kentuc
Ketchu <---> Killer
Killer <---> Kiss K
Kiss K <---> Kung F
Kung F <---> Lars A
Lars A <---> Last T
Last T <---> Leaves
Leaves <---> Let Me
Let Me <---> Life W
Life W <---> Little
Little <---> Lonely
Long D <---> Lost I
Lost I <---> Love T
Love's <---> Mé
M.O.O. <---> Maiden
Mail <---> Man Th
Man V <---> Marie
Marie <---> Max Ha
Max Ke <---> Mement
Mement <---> Midori
Midsum <---> Mirage
Miriam <---> Moka
Mole, <---> Mornin
Morphi <---> Mr. Ri
Mr. Ro <---> MVP 2:
My 5 W <---> My Win
My Win <---> Necess
Necess <---> Night
Night <---> No Lon
No Man <---> Not To
Not Wi <---> Occupa
Occupa <---> On A C
On A D <---> One We
One We <---> Osmosi
Osmosi <---> Over T
Over T <---> Panthe
Panthe <---> Pastor
Patch <---> Perfec
Perfec <---> Pictur
Pie's <---> Plaste
Plastr <---> Pootie
Pootie <---> Pour
PoV <---> Prince
Prince <---> Puck H
Pucked <---> Quest
Quest <---> Rag Ta
Rag Ta <---> Ratato
Rated <---> Red Da
Red Di <---> Remnan
Remote <---> Reveng
Reveng <---> Risk
Risk <---> Rocket
Rocket <---> Rubber
Rubber <---> Saddes
Saddes <---> Sanctu
Sanctu <---> Saving
Saving <---> Scorch
Scorpi <---> Secret
Secret <---> Septem
Septem <---> Sex Wi
Sex, D <---> Shante
Shaoli <---> Shippi
Shippi <---> Shtick
Shtick <---> Sin &
Sin Ci <---> Skills
Skills <---> Sleepy
Sleepy <---> Snake'
Snakes <---> Solomo
Solomo <---> Sound
Sound <---> Speed
Speed <---> Spun
Spun <---> Starte
Starti <---> Stolen
Stolen <---> Street
Street <---> Suicid
Suicid <---> Surfwi
Suriyo <---> Sword
Sword <---> Tales
Tales <---> Tempta
Tempta <---> The 42
The 9t <---> The Di
The Do <---> The La
The La <---> The Re
The Ri <---> The Wa
The We <---> Thirst
Thirst <---> TiF
Tiger <---> Tokyo
T�ky� <---> Towelh
Tower <---> Trek,
Trembl <---> Trucke
True <---> Twine
Twist <---> Unchai
Unchar <---> Unreal
Unreal <---> Vampir
Vampir <---> Victim
Victor <---> Wah-Wa
Waikik <---> Ward 1
Ward, <---> Way We
Way, T <---> Welcom
Welcom <---> When I
When M <---> Whole
Whole <---> Winnie
Winnie <---> Wolf I
Wolf I <---> Wrong
Wrong <---> Yellow
Yellow <---> Youngs
Your F <---> Zoo
Zoo <---> Zyzzyx
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