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Reviews by 'calmer'
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with a total of
22025
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Trump Card (2020)
D'Souza exposes American socialism.
Oct 4, 2020
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Save Yourselves! (2020)
Couple unplugs before invasion.
Oct 1, 2020
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A Call To Spy (2019)
SOE seeks female spies.
Oct 1, 2020
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The Last Shift (2020)
Stanley makes last Stanwich.
Oct 1, 2020
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Bang her and smash.
Sep 21, 2020
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Son Of The South (2020)
Klansman's grandson becomes activist.
Sep 12, 2020
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Ab-normal Beauty (2004)
Tapes make Jiney jumpy.
Sep 12, 2020
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J.R.R.T: A Film Portrait Of J.R.R. Tolkien (1996)
Tolkien was hobbitual storyteller.
Sep 10, 2020
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The Death Of Father Christmas (2020)
Santa's sundown.
Sep 10, 2020
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The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)
Bodyguard protects assassin's spouse.
Sep 10, 2020
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Roundhay Garden Scene (1888)
Single-lens camera debuts.
Sep 10, 2020
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Sully (2016)
Savvy Sully saves all.
Sep 8, 2020
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Oliver! (1968)
Plot Twists and turns.
Sep 8, 2020
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The Prophet (2014)
Mustafa beomes marked man.
Sep 7, 2020
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Twist (2020)
Modern twist on Twist.
Aug 15, 2020
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Fart: The Movie (1991)
Heather weathers Russell's farts.
Aug 15, 2020
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Fart: The Movie (1991)
Russell's TV fart fantasy.
Aug 15, 2020
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Fart: The Movie (1991)
Russell's active sphincter muscle.
Aug 15, 2020
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Fart: The Movie (1991)
TV flips to farts.
Aug 11, 2020
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From Mossad To Eichmann (2020)
Salty Eitan tells tales.
Aug 3, 2020
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Last Duel, The (2021)
Charles pits knight, squire.
Jul 30, 2020
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She Dies Tomorrow (2020)
Amy's dread proves contagious.
Jul 30, 2020
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Rumble (2021)
Winnie coaches lovable underdog.
Jul 25, 2020
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The Furies (2019)
Mutants butcher kidnapped women.
Jul 25, 2020
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Sniper: Assassin's End (2020)
Becketts weave through Vancouver.
Jul 25, 2020
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A Soldier's Revenge (2020)
Haunted Connor drinks, kills.
Jul 25, 2020
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Men Of The Sky (1942)
WWII pilots are glorified.
Jul 20, 2020
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Behind The Tunes: Looney Tunes Go To War! (2005)
Cartoons go to war.
Jul 20, 2020
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Diamonds Are Forever: Oil Rig Attack (2006)
Unseen DAF footage.
Jul 20, 2020
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Ava (2020)
Chastain was Common's woman.
Jul 14, 2020
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Nest, The (2020)
Law returns to London.
Jul 14, 2020
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Summerland (2020)
Evacuee warms Arterton's heart.
Jul 14, 2020
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Homewrecker (2019)
Gayne presents intergenerational clash.
Jul 14, 2020
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Think Like A Dog (2020)
Oliver, Henry link telepathically.
Jul 14, 2020
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The Prison Within (2020)
Hervey chronicles untreated trauma.
Jul 14, 2020
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Calm With Horses (2019)
Arm arrives at crossroads.
Jul 14, 2020
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Amulet (2020)
Tomaz deals with PTSD.
Jul 14, 2020
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Becky (2020)
Neo-Nazi James ruins weekend.
Jul 9, 2020
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Feels Good Man (2020)
Furie fights for Pepe.
Jul 9, 2020
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Denise Ho - Becoming The Song (2020)
Ho weaponizes her voice.
Jul 9, 2020
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Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Rural gay men lensed.
Jul 9, 2020
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Debt Collectors (2020)
French, Sue vs lowlifes.
Jul 9, 2020
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1BR (2019)
Bloom wilts under pressure.
Jul 9, 2020
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The Fight (2020)
Trump tests ACLU.
Jul 7, 2020
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I Used To Go Here (2020)
Struggling Kate revisits college.
Jul 7, 2020
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The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)
The Conjur-III-ng.
Jul 6, 2020
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Unhinged (2020)
Russell's road rage.
Jul 6, 2020
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The Mole Agent (2020)
Chilean mole investigates abuse.
Jul 6, 2020
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Yes, God, Yes (2019)
"American Pie" for girls.
Jul 6, 2020
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Child's Play (1988)
Chucky Horror Picture Show.
Jul 6, 2020
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Overwatch: The Movie (1970)
Overwatch vs Omnic Crisis.
Apr 26, 2020
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M (1931)
German criminals turn vigilante.
Apr 25, 2020
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Infidel (2019)
Caviezel's kidnapped in Cairo.
Apr 25, 2020
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Babyteeth (2019)
Milla meets Moses, flips.
Apr 25, 2020
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Most Wanted (2020)
Canuck journalist unearths scandal.
Apr 25, 2020
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Eating Up Easter (2018)
Isolated island applies lessons.
Apr 23, 2020
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Close Encounters Of The Fifth Kind (2020)
CE-5 community close up.
Apr 23, 2020
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The Forever Purge (2021)
Fifth, final Purge installment.
Apr 18, 2020
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Final Kill (2020)
Morrone's burned out bodyguard.
Apr 18, 2020
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Street Of Shame (1956)
Whores in Floating World.
Apr 17, 2020
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Story Of Adele H, The (1975)
Lieutenant leaves Adele lovelorn.
Apr 17, 2020
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The Daughters Of Fire (2018)
Carri makes feminist porn.
Apr 17, 2020
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Dames (1934)
Millionaire deems Broadway filthy.
Apr 17, 2020
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Mr. Strauss Takes A Walk (1942)
Animals help Strauss compose.
Apr 17, 2020
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Bring Me The Head Of Rafaello Carboni! (2013)
Crest chronicles colonial atrocities.
Apr 14, 2020
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Missouri Traveler, The (1958)
Runaway orphan causes stir.
Apr 14, 2020
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Moments In A Stolen Dream (1977)
Aimless Joey meets Ana.
Apr 14, 2020
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A Nun's Curse (2020)
Monday's rough on inmates.
Apr 12, 2020
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Come Play (2020)
Larry inhabits smart phones.
Apr 10, 2020
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Extraction (2020)
Rake rescues kidnapped kid.
Apr 10, 2020
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The One And Only Ivan (2020)
Ivan, Stella plot escape.
Apr 9, 2020
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Death On The Nile (2022)
Poirot sleuths in Egypt.
Apr 9, 2020
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King Richard (2020)
Serena, Venus owe Richard.
Apr 9, 2020
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The 420 Movie: Mary & Jane (2020)
Sisters save father, city.
Apr 8, 2020
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Do Not Reply (2019)
Text messages trap teen.
Apr 7, 2020
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Sound Of Metal (2019)
Diagnosis makes Ruben recalibrate.
Apr 5, 2020
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Survive The Night (2020)
Disgruntled doctor held hostage.
Apr 5, 2020
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La Belle �poque (2019)
Jaded Victor revisits past.
Apr 5, 2020
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About Endlessness (2019)
Andersson's vignettes exude irony.
Apr 5, 2020
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White, White Day, A (2019)
Ex-policeman Ingimundur's sustained denial.
Apr 5, 2020
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Green Knight, The (2020)
Gawain confronts eponymous figure.
Apr 5, 2020
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Fire Will Come (2019)
Arsonist Amador returns home.
Apr 5, 2020
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Good Woman Is Hard To Find, A (2019)
Bolger subverts the patriarchy.
Apr 5, 2020
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My Blue Heaven (1950)
Grable, Dailey want child.
Apr 2, 2020
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Eternals (2021)
Eternals forced into action.
Apr 2, 2020
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Morbius (2022)
Biochemist isolates vampire gene.
Apr 1, 2020
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Passion Of The Christ: Resurrection, The (2021)
3 days, 1 movie.
Apr 1, 2020
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The Lost Husband (2020)
Goat farm shelters widow.
Apr 1, 2020
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Gold Dust (2020)
Prospectors pluck Marchbank's money.
Apr 1, 2020
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Same Boat (2019)
Squad targets attorney Lilly.
Apr 1, 2020
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The Night Clerk (2020)
Voyeur Bart becomes suspect.
Apr 1, 2020
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Resistance (2020)
Boy Scouts vs Nazis.
Mar 30, 2020
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Slay The Dragon (2019)
Gerrymandering presents moral challenges.
Mar 30, 2020
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The Scapegoat (2012)
Standing in Spence's shoes.
Mar 30, 2020
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Escape From Pretoria (2020)
Jenkin, Lee plot breakout.
Mar 30, 2020
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Shirley (2020)
Moss embodies Shirley Jackson.
Mar 29, 2020
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True History Of The Kelly Gang (2019)
Kelly's painted as victim.
Mar 25, 2020
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Hy�nes (1992)
Linguere has hidden agenda.
Mar 25, 2020
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Promising Young Woman (2020)
Past trauma drives Cassie.
Mar 24, 2020
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Impractical Jokers: The Movie (2020)
Staten Island stooges' pranks.
Mar 24, 2020
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