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Reviews by 'Josh the cat'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5602
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Éramos Pocos (2005)
Mother-in-law substitutes for wife.
May 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(6)
'A' (1965)
Alphabet letters stalk writer.
Dec 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(4)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Hanks snoops on neighbours.
Aug 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Hanks' neighbours from hell.
Aug 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Merry Smurfmas.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(3)
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Happy Chrismurf.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(17)
**** (1967)
Warhol shoots day's film.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(5)
*batteries not included (1987)
Mechanical aliens defend tenants.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
...And Justice For All (1979)
Forsythe hires moralistic Pacino.
Feb 8, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(2)
...And Justice For All (1979)
Pacino gets Judge justice.
Feb 8, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(3)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Pearl buttons amuse banditos.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Actor cowboys defend mexicans.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(10)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Cowboys wear sparkly outfits.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hotel (Heiress) entered repeatedly.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(3)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton entered repeatedly.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(10)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon gets blowed.
Oct 2, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(3)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon has Hilton heiress.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(2)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hotel Heiress hosts hustler.
Jul 22, 2008
Scored 0/5
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(5)
10 (1979)
Dwarf seeks classical sex.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(25)
10 (1979)
Bo's boobs beach bouncer.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
10 (1979)
Sand burns Dudley Moore.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
10 (1979)
Bo beaches bouncing boobs.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(14)
10 (1979)
Dirty Dudley dates Derek.
Oct 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(17)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Guy cool after run!!!
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(8)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Run, thats cool, Guy!
Jun 10, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(5)
10 Rillington Place (1971)
Dickie dicks stiffs.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Man-hater Stiles tamed, eventually.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Guitar buys Julias love.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
George becomes popular name.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(28)
10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
National Union of Georges.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(5)
1000 Marys (2001)
Mary becomes popular name.
May 16, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(10)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Thinking man's courtroom epic!!
Aug 22, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(29)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Racist eleven proved wrong.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
13 Rue Madeleine (1947)
Cagney culls colluder Conte.
Apr 4, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(5)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Immigrant fights 'the Wendol'.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Vikings appal Arab warrior.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
1492: Conquest Of Paradise (1992)
FRENCH Columbus discovers America.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(9)
16 Blocks (2006)
Willis blocks corrupt cops.
Sep 15, 2009
Scored 2/5
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1941 (1979)
Jap sub scouts Hollywood.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(6)
1969 (1988)
Kiefer protests, grieves brother.
Sep 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
1984 (1956)
Smith suffers for love.
Mar 1, 2010
Scored 2/5
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2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Diesel avoids furious sequel.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(5)
2,000 Women (1944)
Swinging women free airmen.
Dec 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1997)
Nasty Nemo sinks ships.
Apr 20, 2009
Scored 1/5
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1997)
Nemo seeks royal revenge.
Apr 20, 2009
Scored 1/5
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(1)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Gilled guards imprison sailors.
Aug 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
200 Cigarettes (1999)
Hogmanay '81, smoky party.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer commands space quest.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
2012 (2009)
Cusack chases ark ride.
Aug 16, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(2)
2012 (2009)
Survivors seek African port.
Dec 30, 2012
Scored 2/5
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21 Grams (2003)
Smoking Penn does maths.
Feb 28, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(5)
24 Hour Party People (2002)
Madchurians rave hard.
Feb 15, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(5)
25 Ways To Quit Smoking (1989)
Stopping smoking seems sore.
May 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(10)
28 Days (2000)
Bullock dumps drug addiction.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
28 Days (2000)
Bullock bins booze, barbiturates.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(13)
28 Days (2000)
Buscemi battles Bullock's addiction.
Dec 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
28 Days Later (2002)
Manchester zombie free zone.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
UK suffers zombie rage.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Animal rights creates zombies.
Feb 29, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(3)
28 Weeks Later (2007)
Zombies re-infiltrate clean London.
Aug 6, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(4)
3-2-1 Penguins: The Cheating Scales Of Bullamanka (2001)
Cheating child reprieves penguins.
Oct 7, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(2)
3: The Dale Earnhardt Story (2004)
Daytona's 499 lap crash.
May 10, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(4)
3:10 To Yuma (2007)
Christian battles captured Crowe.
Dec 4, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
300 (2006)
Spartans' maths don't work.
May 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
300 (2006)
Persians regret Spartan offensive.
May 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(5)
300 (2006)
300 defenders 1 survivor.
May 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(5)
300 (2006)
Sparse Spartans pound Persians.
May 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(16)
300 Spartans, The (1962)
Fighting Spartans die honourably.
Jun 21, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(2)
300 Spartans, The (1962)
Egan's men die bravely.
Jun 21, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(3)
3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)
Costner's Elvis heist job.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
39 Steps, The (1959)
More, Hannay avoiding Nazis.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(9)
39 Steps, The (1959)
Hitch's Hannay steps again.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(10)
39 Steps, The (1935)
Nazis hypnotise memory man.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
39 Steps, The (1935)
Spies kill memory man.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
4 Devils (1928)
Murnau's circus: devilish deeds.
May 7, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(3)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
No-sex policy pulls babes.
May 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(5)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy enjoys 'sand bags'.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(17)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Virgin regrets poker game.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(18)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Smart Tech, socially inept.
Sep 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy learns birds/ bees.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy has Aquarius experience.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy's juices flow, finally.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(20)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
When Andy met Trish.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(5)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy's age of virginity.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(10)
48 Hrs. (1982)
Murphy gets Nolte punched.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
48 Hrs. (1982)
Nolte gets Murphy paroled.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
50 First Dates (2004)
Sandler's 'Groundhog Day' romance.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(13)
50 First Dates (2004)
Sandler hones dating experience.
Mar 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(10)
50 First Dates (2004)
Vet dates amnesiac Drew.
Mar 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(2)
50 First Dates (2004)
Drew's year of Sundays.
Mar 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(10)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Listing documentaries by rank.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
51st State, The (2001)
Golfing Jackson whoops Carlyle.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(3)
54 (1998)
Myers plays 70s playboy.
Sep 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(4)
55 Days At Peking (1963)
Heston adopts Chinese girl.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
55 Days At Peking (1963)
Heston battles boxer army.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(6)
61* (2001)
Ruth's record chased, broken.
Sep 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
633 Squadron (1964)
Mosquitoes fly over Fjords.
May 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
6th Day, The (2000)
Governator gets cloned, even.
Jan 18, 2010
Scored 2/5
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7th Voyage Of Sinbad, The (1958)
Sinbad's shrunken wifes tale.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(3)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Sandler's Christmas basketball animation.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Page Range
É <---> 8 Craz
8 Head <---> Advent
Advent <---> Americ
Americ <---> Assass
Assass <---> Bat*21
Batman <---> Beverl
Beverl <---> Blown
Blue L <---> Breast
Breast <---> Call M
Camelo <---> Casper
Cassan <---> Christ
Christ <---> Conque
Conspi <---> Crumb
Crumb <---> Dead P
Dead P <---> Dirty
Dirty <---> East I
East I <---> Enter
Enter <---> Fantas
Fantas <---> Flesh
Flesh <---> Free W
Free W <---> Gift,
Gigi <---> Green
Gregor <---> Harry
Harry <---> Hoffa
Hole, <---> I'm Al
I'm No <---> Invinc
Invinc <---> Joe Ve
Joe, T <---> King R
King R <---> Last T
Last T <---> Little
Live A <---> Madaga
Made I <---> Martin
Marty <---> Midnig
Midnig <---> Moulin
Moulin <---> Nation
Nation <---> Nutty
Nutty <---> Operat
Operat <---> Pet Se
Peter <---> Polloc
Polter <---> Quadro
Quadro <---> Reel P
Regard <---> Rocky
Rocky <---> Sammy'
Sammy' <---> Shakie
Shakie <---> Sky's
Slacke <---> Southe
Southe <---> Star W
Star W <---> Superm
Supers <---> Terry
Terry <---> Thunde
Thunde <---> Transy
Transy <---> Undisp
Undisp <---> Walk T
Walk T <---> White
White <---> World
World' <---> Zus &
Zyzzyx <---> Zzyzx
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