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Reviews by 'punz'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
214
reviews published to date.
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
Dogs. Vil.
Feb 11, 2012
Unscored
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer kills, sings.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Tinocchio.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(35)
Adaptation. (2002)
Dramatist's dilettante doppelganger dies.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Alien (1979)
Green eggs & harm.
Jan 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Frenchy fudges faltering franchise.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Alien� (1992)
Converted cons confront creature.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Aliens (1986)
Queen takes Bishop.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Animal Farm (1954)
Trotskyites with trotters.
Sep 19, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Animal Farm (1954)
Commie rats, pigs, horses.
Sep 19, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
Anomalisa (2015)
Puppety love.
Aug 25, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Antz (1998)
Allen typecast as insect.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Apartment, The (1960)
The O.D. Couple.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Chopper, Hopper, acid dropper.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Arrival (2016)
Close Encounters: Word Kind.
Dec 23, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Arrival (2016)
Close Inkounters.
Dec 1, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Atonement (2007)
Kissable cunt causes calamity.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Au Hasard Balthazar (1966)
Ass abused.
Mar 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Balibo (2009)
Hack journalists.
Dec 30, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Peckers can't be beaten.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Black Rain (1989)
Garcia loses prisoner, head.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ford's foes = faux folks.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Iron Gosling.
Jun 24, 2018
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Blob, The (1958)
For Whom The Gell Tolls.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Blood Simple (1984)
Innkeeper instigates ill-fated investigation.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Frank sexuality.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Bridge, The (2006)
Pearly Gate Bridge.
Sep 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
The Blown Bunny.
Mar 19, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Vincent, Van, Blow.
Mar 19, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Cabaret (1972)
Blitzkreig Bop.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Cabaret (1972)
Nazi with a Z.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Cape Fear (1991)
Cady-shock.
Aug 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Carrie (1976)
Sissy taunted.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cars (2006)
Chrome on the range.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Cat People (1982)
John Heard pussy-whipped.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Children Of Men (2006)
The Mummy Returns.
Apr 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chinatown (1974)
Dick suffers knife injury.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Jude Out-Law.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Clooney wears moustache, directs.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Control (2007)
Joyless Division.
Nov 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Control (2007)
Ian Curtis sings, swings.
Nov 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Control (2007)
Monochromatic Mancunian music movie.
Nov 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Control (2007)
Curtis curtails crooning career.
Jan 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Conversation, The (1974)
Hackman misreads line.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Hard-boiled prison picture.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Crazy Heart (2009)
Country. Muse. Sick.
Mar 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)
Amorous amphibian ambushes Adams.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Lars tortures actress. Again.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Dark Star (1974)
The original Smart Bomb.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Days Of Wine And Roses (1962)
Lemmon gives spirited performance.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Dead Ringers (1988)
Twin Freaks.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Computer-generated sharks/ script.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Hunter trapped by game.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Dogville (2003)
Nic tricks hicks.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Don't Look Now (1973)
The Midget Of Venice.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Down By Law (1986)
Tom Waits, Barkin mad.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Dune (1984)
Lynch devoured by worms.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Edge Of Tomorrow (2014)
Looper Trooper.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Electric Horseman, The (1979)
Bob goes electric.
Aug 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Pachydermatology.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
A Merrick-an Beauty.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Eraserhead (1977)
From Hair To Paternity.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
A Fistful Of Bananas.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Satanic sequel sucks severely.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Blair Witch Projectile vomits.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(121)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Doctor. Strange love.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Bonfire Of The Libraries.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Fargo (1996)
Natal cop. Fatal chop.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Finding Nemo (2003)
The Bait Escape.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Frank (2014)
Head trip.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
Vote
Freaks (1932)
Trapeze artist turns chicken.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
French Connection, The (1971)
Popeye the jailor man.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
From Here To Eternity (1953)
Burt berates boxing bugler.
Feb 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Frost/Nixon (2008)
Dick's lies & videotape.
Feb 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Kubrick studies marine life.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2006)
Downey very downy.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2006)
From hair to eternity.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2006)
Snapper turns snipper.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Gattaca (1997)
Genes swapped. Planets hopped.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Girl Can't Help It, The (1956)
50s hits & mammaries.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Method Marlon's mumbling mafioso.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
De Niro. Pacino. Mafioso!
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Golden Compass, The (2007)
Brat. Daemon.
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Monochrome Murrow/ McCarthy movie.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Bear shoot backfires.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Unkind rewind.
Feb 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Harvey (1950)
Hare-of-the-dog.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Her (2013)
Romancing The Phone.
Feb 1, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(2)
High-Rise (2015)
A tall story.
Dec 6, 2016
Unscored
Vote
High-Rise (2015)
Anti-social climbers.
Dec 1, 2016
Unscored
Vote
Hindenburg, The (1975)
Blimp goes limp.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Killer turns griller.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Property/ moral values plummet.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Killing made on real-estate.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Hurt Locker, The (2008)
Pearce bombed, film didn't.
Mar 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Hurt Locker, The (2008)
War is shell.
Mar 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(7)
I'm Not There (2007)
5 Zimmermen, 1 Zimmerwoman.
Mar 7, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Informant!, The (2009)
Rat Damon.
Dec 24, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Inland Empire (2006)
Pretty Dern confusing.
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Into The Wild (2007)
Supertramp goes on tour.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
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