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997
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'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Magic, old fox, boys.
May 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(4)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Deus ex sewing machina.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(11)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon hides the salami.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Ricky does Paris.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Nightscope captures Paris, wildlife.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
10 (1979)
Bo-dacious. Dudley, squat.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
100 Years Of Horror: Scream Queens (1996)
Wail of the Century.
Mar 18, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
1776 (1972)
Political song and dance.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Nemo's squid pro quo.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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21 Grams (2003)
Sean's light-weight existentialism.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
30 Frames A Second: The WTO In Seattle (2000)
Puget sound and fury.
Jun 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Manhood's Dunne for lent.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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40,000 Years Of Dreaming (1997)
Aussie cinema serenades Miller.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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50 First Dates (2004)
Rendez-vous d�j� vu.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
61* (2001)
Stallard's, Durante's 15 minutes.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
6th Day, The (2000)
I'll be back-to-back!
May 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Without a (T)Race
May 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Hispanics vanish, Anglos panic.
May 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Brown disappears from pallet.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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A Hole In One (2004)
Desperately Seeking Transorbital Lobotomy.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
A Home At The End Of The World (2004)
Colin Farrell Does Dallas.
Dec 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Lugosi re-vamped for comedy.
Jul 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
The Ace of Spayeds.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Fairlane has shtick shit.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Queens, love, denial.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl In 3-D, The (2005)
'Spy Kids' on acid.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Aerial Submarine, The (1910)
Silent Sub-duction.
Apr 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Affair Of The Necklace, The (2001)
Necklace = neck loss.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
Shoe size: 007.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
Her Majesty's Schoolkid Circus.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alamo Bay (1985)
Malle de mer.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Alamo, The (2004)
Disney's Texas Waterloo.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alaska (1996)
Kids, bear outsmart Heston.
Jan 27, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Along Came Polly (2004)
Polly wants a weiner!
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Along Came Polly (2004)
Stiller needs Polly, Prilosec�.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
American Pie (1999)
Big tart gets humped.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Amityville's flies know crap!
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Among Giants (1998)
Postlethwaite electrifies Griffiths.
Aug 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid (2004)
Brazilian snakes visit Borneo. .
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Anarchism In America (1982)
Anti-States of America.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Ted Baxter Ferrelly impersonated.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Angels In The Outfield (1994)
Spirited play in Anaheim.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Angels In The Outfield (1994)
World Series heavenly-hosted.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Animal Farm (1954)
Sects with animals.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(26)
Animal Farm (1954)
Fora of fauna.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Ann Vickers (1933)
Irene's Dunne wrong, repeatedly.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
April Fool Joke, An (1901)
Hooky players. Hat trick.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Aquamarine (2006)
Fish-girl gets Clueless.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Aquamarine (2006)
Aqua-moronic.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Aquamarine (2006)
Debu-tuna.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Aquamarine (2006)
Lifeguard seeks, finds 'tail'.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Arkansas Judge (1941)
Roy Rogers: Arky lawyer.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)
Best-looking 'Godzilla' ever!
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Attack Of The Crab Monsters (1957)
Beverly Garland's got crabs!
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Attack Of The Crab Monsters (1957)
Roger Corman's 'Dungeness Dragons'.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Twin affinity, and Beyonc�.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Avatar (2009)
Blue skin, green message.
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Avatar (2009)
Greed gets the blues.
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Avatar (2009)
Cripple finds blue space.
Oct 7, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
Aviator, The (2004)
Russell requires aerodynamic brassiere.
Feb 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Aviator, The (2004)
Hughes: Wizard of bras.
Feb 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Baby's Day Out (1994)
Infant vs. three stooges.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Bad Santa (2003)
'South Pole' controls Santa.
Nov 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Bad Seed, The (1956)
Little monster gets bolted.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bad Seed, The (1956)
Cutie-pie killer fries.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bad Seed, The (1956)
God smites pre-teen murderess.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Baise-Moi (2000)
Natural Porn Killers.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Banana Joe (1982)
Rainforest comedy with ap-peal.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Banger Sisters, The (2002)
Dueling Band-hos.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Bank Dick, The (1940)
Fields's big swigging dick.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Barbecue: A Love Story (1997)
Trailer Romance, well-done.
May 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Barbershop (2002)
Clippers, shaving, points.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Barbie As The Princess And The Pauper (2004)
Poor Barbie? That's rich!
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Batman Begins (2005)
Rocket tank painted black.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Batman Begins (2005)
Joker leaves first card.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Drugged, hallucinating Katie's conversion.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batman defeats collagened nerd.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Battle Of The Somme, The (1916)
Somme Of All Fears.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Travolta's Alien Smithee Production?
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Bear, The (1988)
Fuzzy wuzzy outsmarts hunters.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005)
Supermarket stray produces syrup.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Beethoven (1992)
The Hound Of Music.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Being Mick (2001)
Loose lips, Sting, chicks.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Being There (1979)
Florist Gump.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Being, The (1983)
Landau, Buzzi? Toxic waste!
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 0/5
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Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Frog's legs on menu.
May 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Benchwarmers, The (2006)
Three Stooges little league.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Punjabi bends rules, kicks.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Benji: Off The Leash! (2004)
Benj finally gets off!
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Best In Show (2000)
Meet the Barkers.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Better Tomorrow II, A (1987)
Rice insulted, father outraged.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Big Daddy (1999)
'Hooters' inspires love, repeatedly.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Keanu's Radical History Tour.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Clinton's oral (saxual) performance.
May 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Billy Madison (1995)
Infantile imbecile awarded diploma.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Billy Madison (1995)
Sandler polishes teacher's apple.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Fowl Qaida.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Birds, The (1963)
Humans are easy peckings.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Birds, The (1963)
Flagrant fowl.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bite The Bullet (1975)
Great Race, western-style.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
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