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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
Four words, never backwards.
Reviews by 'Chris C'
Current status of
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with a total of
2031
reviews published to date.
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Scoring's just grand.
Oct 18, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
18 month Summer.
Jun 26, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Tom's Summer romance.
Jun 27, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Bunny's bugs.
Mar 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
�El Trio Magnifico!
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Creamed crackers.
Nov 2, 2009
Unscored
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10 (1979)
Dud and Bo-dacious woman.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda lacks conviction.
Feb 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
1492: Conquest Of Paradise (1992)
Columbus, Chris-crosses Atlantic.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
16 Blocks (2006)
Mosley, Mos, mostly mayhem.
May 4, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
16 Blocks (2006)
Bruce escorts career criminal.
May 4, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
1984 (1956)
Julia, Winston, subversive sex.
Jul 8, 2007
Unscored
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Blue Danube, black monolith.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Apes learn tool usage.
Dec 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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2012 (2009)
Inundation Earth!
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
2012 (2009)
Tidal waves extinguish volcanoes.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
21 Grams (2003)
Crossing Rivers, Jordan.
Oct 18, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Dead Mancs walking.
Aug 24, 2007
Unscored
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(20)
3-Iron (2004)
Korean burglar does laundry.
Mar 17, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
300 (2006)
Spartans odds 3333-1 against.
Mar 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
300 (2006)
Xerxes dreams impassable dream.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
300 (2006)
Cast of 1,000,300.
May 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
300 Spartans, The (1962)
Multi Spartans fighting Xerxes.
Apr 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
300 Spartans, The (1962)
Xerxes exerts extreme anxiety.
May 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
300 Spartans, The (1962)
Leonidas, Xerxes, reach impasse.
May 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
39 Steps, The (1935)
Hannay runs, clears name.
Jul 26, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
44 Inch Chest (2009)
Diamond pays Peanuts.
Jan 16, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
44 Inch Chest (2009)
Bad Peanuts? They Hurt.
Jan 16, 2010
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(1)
49th Parallel (1941)
Transatlantic U-boaters cross border.
Feb 15, 2007
Unscored
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51st State, The (2001)
Jackson, good pill hunting.
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
633 Squadron (1964)
Germans stung by Mosquitoes.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
84 Charing Cross Road (1987)
Hopkins, Bancroft, take epistles.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
9th Company, The (2005)
Russian 'Full Metal Jacket'.
Feb 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (2008)
(Loss of) Love Story.
Oct 26, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (2008)
No comings, only goings.
Nov 3, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
I, boy-bot.
Jul 1, 2007
Unscored
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(11)
Abduction (2011)
Lautner is Bourne Jr.
Nov 23, 2011
Unscored
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Above Us The Waves (1955)
HMS 'Das Boot'.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Abyss, The (1989)
E.T, swum home.
Feb 28, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Abyss, The (1989)
Abyss-mal movie about aliens.
Feb 28, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
Mastrantonio's watery hole.
Feb 28, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Accidental Tourist, The (1988)
Macon, minimum impact traveller.
Jun 3, 2010
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Accused, The (1988)
Foster's pool table rapeing.
Jun 3, 2010
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Ace Drummond (1936)
Ace flies a Trainor.
Jun 10, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Aces High (1976)
WW1 rookies - short careers.
Jun 12, 2010
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Acne (2003)
Same zits, different days.
Dec 20, 2010
Unscored
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Adolf Hitler - My Part In His Downfall (1972)
Gunner Milligan's war story.
Feb 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Adventure Of The Wrong Santa Claus, The (1914)
Octavius nicks St Nick.
Nov 3, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Nose long, story long-winded.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Desperately seeking Zuzu.
May 7, 2007
Unscored
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(10)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Drag Queens-land.
Apr 25, 2006
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(6)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Trans Australia road trip.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
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(4)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Errol buckles his swash.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Flynn's arrows, outrageous misfortunes.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
After The Sunset (2004)
Harrelson chases diamond nickers.
Jan 4, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
CIA: Cody in action.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Air Force (1943)
Flying Fortress defends Philippines.
Jun 12, 2010
Unscored
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Air Force One (1997)
President saves own plane.
Feb 12, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Air Mail (1932)
Air males carry post.
Jun 11, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Airplane sequel ROKs.
Feb 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Airplane! (1980)
Danger! High flying comedy.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Airplane! (1980)
Funniest disaster movie ever.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Airplane! (1980)
Hagerty blows inflatable pilot.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Airport (1970)
Disaster movie? It's plane!
Oct 27, 2010
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Airport (1970)
Disaster movie inspires Airplane!
Oct 27, 2010
Unscored
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Aladdin (1992)
Blue genie gets gold.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Aladdin (1992)
Robin Williams. Comic Genie-ous.
Jan 13, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ali (2001)
Ali needs his gloves.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Ali (2001)
Knockout performance from Smith.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Ali G's a member.
Jan 24, 2010
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Cohen, Staines, political career.
Jan 22, 2010
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Baron (Cohen) in Commons.
Jan 22, 2010
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Carroll's drugged dreams, animated.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Truly mad Deppy.
Jan 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Alice In Underland.
Mar 8, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Alien (1979)
'Jaws' in space: Brilliant.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Alien (1979)
Chest explodes. That Hurt.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley, Ryder, running riot.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley, spawn again.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
4lien.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley: jailbait for alien.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Alien� (1992)
Aliiien.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Alien� (1992)
Ali3n.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley flambees. Aliens attack.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Aliens (1986)
Aliien.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Aliens Of The Deep (2005)
Cameron seeks earthbound 'aliens'.
Jan 16, 2010
Unscored
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Aliens Of The Deep (2005)
Cameron's abyssal documentary.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
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Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
Space franchises collide again.
Apr 27, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
Aliens vs. village people.
Apr 27, 2007
Unscored
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(7)
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
Scientist rescues amnesiac cyborg.
Apr 8, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Alive (1993)
Hungry crash survivors cannibalise.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Alive: 20 Years Later (1993)
Cannibals reunited.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
All About Eve (1950)
The dawn of Eve.
Feb 9, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
All Creatures Great And Small (1975)
Herriot's history.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Remarque-able WW1 movie.
Jul 15, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(7)
All The President's Men (1976)
Woodward, Bernstein, uncover conspiracy.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Alpha And Omega (2010)
Animated howler.
Oct 26, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Alpha And Omega (2010)
Alpha? More like D-minus.
Oct 26, 2010
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Amazing Journey: The Story Of The Who (2007)
Doc-who-mentary.
Aug 11, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (1977)
Spidey vs the Samurais.
Apr 8, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Page Range
$1000 <---> Amazin
Amazin <---> Becomi
Bedkno <---> Bruce
Br�no <---> Childr
Chitty <---> Dawn O
Dawn O <---> Ed Woo
Educat <---> Footlo
For Th <---> Grosse
Grosse <---> Hitchh
Hitchh <---> Jackso
James <---> Lethal
Lethal <---> Memoir
Memphi <---> Never
New Yo <---> Phone
Pi <---> Reign
Repo M <---> Sherlo
Shinin <---> Star W
Star W <---> Those
Three <---> V For
Vampir <---> X-Men:
X-Men: <---> Zulu
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