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'Salem's Lot (2004)
A Lot at stake.
Jul 8, 2010
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(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Heartbroken architect wannabe's slides.
Aug 25, 2009
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...And Justice For All (1979)
Unforthright Forsythe. Implacable Pacino.
Nov 10, 2010
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
�Tres Vatos! �No Risa!
Jan 15, 2010
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
�Three ridiculous sombreros!
May 12, 2011
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris briefly rendered speechless.
Jul 3, 2010
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Stiles IS Hurricane Katrina.
Nov 20, 2010
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1000 Cumshots (2003)
Iconic, orgasmic, ejaculative disgustarama.
Dec 21, 2009
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(6)
127 Hours (2010)
Laborious limb-lopping liberates.
Jan 14, 2011
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127 Hours (2010)
Extrication leaves canyoneer stumped.
Feb 3, 2011
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13th Warrior, The (1999)
Antonio ibn Banderas: wulfish.
Sep 28, 2010
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1941 (1979)
Belushi chomps cigar, carpet.
Dec 9, 2009
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Submersible slipslides 60K.
Jul 9, 2010
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Mason's Nemo: undersea Ahab.
Feb 11, 2011
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
Smoulderama of passion, dysfunction.
Oct 14, 2010
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HALlucinogenic 21st-century voyage.
Jun 18, 2010
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
AI sings slowly, badly.
May 6, 2011
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Evolution: Black Box technology.
May 7, 2011
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Pod bay ingress denied.
May 7, 2011
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Moon-Jupiter signal investigated.
May 7, 2011
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Tycho Magnetic Anomoly--God?
May 7, 2011
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Heywood wooden. HAL unholistic.
May 7, 2011
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dawn of man, Compucinema.
May 7, 2011
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2012 (2009)
Interesting apocalyptic story ark.
Nov 18, 2009
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2012 (2009)
Cusack cruises to Arkadia.
Jan 20, 2010
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21 (2008)
Card counter's double downfall.
Jun 26, 2010
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21 Grams (2003)
Semi-transferable soul smolders.
Jul 5, 2010
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28 Days Later (2002)
World's loudest zombies reshuffle.
Nov 5, 2010
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3:10 To Yuma (2007)
Perforated Bale; victorious nonetheless.
Oct 14, 2008
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3:10 To Yuma (2007)
Rustlin' Russ. Good Christian.
Jan 11, 2011
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(4)
300 (2006)
Persian perversion spatters Spartans.
Feb 18, 2011
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(3)
300 Spartans, The (1962)
Leonidas (da Sixties).
Feb 22, 2011
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carpetesque chest undergoes deforestation.
Nov 3, 2009
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(6)
48 Hrs. (1982)
Breeze bestirs jailbird's junk.
Dec 9, 2009
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(3)
50 First Dates (2004)
Sleep, perchance to forget.
May 12, 2010
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50 First Dates (2004)
'Eternal Sunshine'--blonde version.
Jul 16, 2010
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(7)
50/50 (2011)
Wastin' away again: Carcinomaville.
Oct 21, 2011
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(6)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Sandler Hannukuffed by animation.
Jun 8, 2011
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(6)
8 Mile (2002)
Mathers' Rabbit manneredly eminent.
Nov 3, 2009
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(3)
8 Mile (2002)
B. Rabbit: rabid rapper.
May 28, 2010
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(5)
8MM (1999)
Whackumentary invertigated; perps whacked.
Sep 28, 2010
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9to5: Days In Porn (2008)
Shenanigans in the pubicles.
Nov 16, 2009
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A Room With A View (2007)
Botched, altered Forster remake.
Mar 27, 2011
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A Sound Of Thunder (2005)
Past proves horribly changeable.
Mar 11, 2010
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A-Team, The (2010)
Hannibal lectures Face off.
Jun 28, 2010
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Cybernetic sympathizer's interminable submersion.
Feb 28, 2010
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(3)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Osment: synthetic, submerged, surreal.
Feb 21, 2011
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(2)
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Alabaster Babes, Bjorn Again.
May 25, 2011
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(4)
Abbott And Costello In The Navy (1941)
Lou's chalkboardings add confusion.
Feb 5, 2011
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(2)
About A Boy (2002)
Lad and man unislanded.
Sep 11, 2010
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(3)
About Schmidt (2002)
Retired. Widowed. Jacuzzied. Dazed.
Jan 29, 2010
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(4)
Absence Of Malice (1981)
Distraught Newman describes shearing.
Mar 31, 2011
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Absent Minded Professor, The (1961)
Disney's bounciest, flightiest comedy.
Nov 6, 2009
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(2)
Abyss, The (1989)
Hydraulic pressure creates tension.
Dec 8, 2008
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(3)
Accidental Tourist, The (1988)
Shaver, economic with foam.
Sep 17, 2010
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Accused, The (1988)
Tragic tupping travesty. TILT!
Oct 1, 2010
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(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Gumshoe. Animals. Operatic anus.
Feb 19, 2010
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr. (2009)
Mom framed for Pandaing.
Jan 26, 2011
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Gumshoe's innumerable spit-takes.
Jan 25, 2011
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(2)
Across The Universe (2007)
Apple cored; boneless Bono.
Oct 10, 2008
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(3)
Across The Universe (2007)
Liverpudlian bastard migrates artistically.
Aug 10, 2009
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(6)
Adam's Rib (1949)
Tracy! Hepburn! Shysterly Duo!
Feb 13, 2011
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(1)
Adaptation. (2002)
Orchid collector, screenplay: Killers.
Sep 25, 2009
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Addams Family Values (1993)
Morticia's with quasi-child.
Jun 5, 2010
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Addams Family, The (1991)
Gomez: corn on macabre.
Dec 29, 2009
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(11)
Addiction, The (1995)
Vampire's required reading: Burroughs.
Sep 27, 2010
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Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Get real, Matt/Emily!
Mar 8, 2011
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Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Doorways determine destiny's destination.
Mar 15, 2011
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(2)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Blowhard Baron's bombastic blandishments.
Jun 2, 2011
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(5)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Godforsakenville gig's Trans Sportation.
Sep 26, 2010
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(2)
Affliction (1997)
Arthritic abuser obfuscates offspring.
Apr 16, 2010
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African Cats (2011)
Lions' pride; Cheetahs' prosperity.
Apr 26, 2011
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(3)
African Queen, The (1951)
One boat. Two fossils.
Apr 23, 2010
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(2)
African Queen, The (1951)
Charlie's angels: scow, dowager.
Jul 24, 2010
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(1)
Against All Odds (1984)
Jock dick cops chick.
Apr 24, 2011
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Age Of Innocence, The (1993)
Scorsese's languorous Victorian exploration.
Aug 22, 2010
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Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Heston hesitates. Harrison harasses.
Mar 29, 2010
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Aileen: Life And Death Of A Serial Killer (2003)
Should Wournos: scary eyes!!!
Jun 17, 2010
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Air Force One (1997)
Harrison's a kickass Prez.
Feb 2, 2011
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(2)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Funnybone, we've got problems.
Jun 13, 2010
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(5)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Shatner, shuttle, jokes unsubtle.
Jun 13, 2010
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Airplane! (1980)
Slapstick at 30,000 feet.
May 14, 2010
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(8)
Airport (1970)
1970 IED ventilates aircraft.
Aug 22, 2010
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(2)
Akira (1988)
Psychic psycho's sidekick: Kaneda.
Apr 24, 2011
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Aladdin (1992)
Nefarious Wizard. Multifarious Genie.
Oct 21, 2008
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(5)
Alarm (2008)
Ex-Dubliner doubly insecure.
Mar 4, 2011
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Albert Nobbs (2011)
Close trains: vest tight.
Jan 22, 2012
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Albert Nobbs (2011)
Close trope: phobiaed femme.
Jan 22, 2012
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(2)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Alistair Graham's crackers. Proof!
Aug 7, 2010
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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
Hash-slinger: desert songbird.
Aug 6, 2011
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(4)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Johnny's, Tim's hat trick.
Mar 3, 2010
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Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Johnny's eyes: Depp charges.
May 15, 2010
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(5)
Alice In Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)
Hatter rings DeBell.
May 2, 2011
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(4)
Alice's Restaurant (1969)
Arlo dumpfounded, then undrafted.
Oct 16, 2008
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(5)
Alien (1979)
Android's 'blood' is milky.
Jun 23, 2009
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley ripoff's Alien taint.
Sep 8, 2010
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Alien� (1992)
Ripley's third time: harm.
Sep 10, 2010
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Aliens (1986)
Android ripped. Eggs burned.
Jul 9, 2010
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Alive (1993)
Training table: crasher buffet.
Apr 17, 2011
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All About Eve (1950)
Davis: Too Tallulah lurer.
Apr 11, 2011
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Page Range
'Salem <---> All Ab
All Qu <---> Avenge
Aviato <---> Black
Black <---> Bullet
Bullit <---> Civil
Clan O <---> Dawn O
Day Af <---> Due Da
Duel <---> Fargo
Fast & <---> Game,
Gandhi <---> Gulliv
Hair <---> How To
How To <---> Invisi
Iris <---> Klute
Knocka <---> Lost B
Lost B <---> Meet T
Meet T <---> Murder
Murder <---> One Fl
One Fl <---> Polloc
Polter <---> Reside
Return <---> Sense
Separa <---> Snappe
Snatch <---> Story
Story <---> The Bu
The Go <---> Town,
Toy St <---> Verdic
Vertig <---> Why We
Wild A <---> X2
X2 <---> Zorro,
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