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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Been bare, done Jack.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(23)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Wonka needs fresh heir.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Horsemen headless no more.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Gyllenhaal becomes Ledger's domain.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Jarhead (2005)
Marines miss women, war.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Beat That My Heart Skipped, The (2005)
Talented thug tinkles ivories.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp dates grateful dead.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Joe Buck stops here.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Hal wants Keir-free world.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Hard herders' homo hangups.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Hot Heath Takes Jake.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Ennis Courts, Scores Love.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Ennis mars Twist's tail.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Chinatown (1974)
Jack, dad do Faye.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Viggo's Guns and Poses.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Stall in the family?
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Jarhead (2005)
Naked Jake entertains troops.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gollum hops, ring drops.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
My Beautiful Laundrette (1985)
Lavender lads launder London.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Cute kid cops corpses.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Third Man, The (1949)
Orson's Lime runs out.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Third Man, The (1949)
Orson's acting simply sub-Lime.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Third Man, The (1949)
Orson finds Limelight dangerous.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Third Man, The (1949)
Lime jumps to conclusion?
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Third Man, The (1949)
Orson favors dark Greene.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Third Man, The (1949)
Greene's Lime covers Vienna.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Third Man, The (1949)
Lime Greene Vienna capers.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Deneuve finds wetted bliss?
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Naughty computer undoes 'nauts.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Beat That My Heart Skipped, The (2005)
Rough 'n' tumble rhapsody.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Hitchcock's harrowing feathered frenzy.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Pernicious peckers pepper people.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Body Heat (1981)
Killer Kathy bests Bill.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Rump riders graze anatomy.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Heedless horsemen's night-time rides.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys' Brawling Bareback Buggery.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys: lavender 'n' leather.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Dandy dudes' Wyoming wanks.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Randy ranchers, romantic romps.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Kinky cowboys' campfire cuddle.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Baaahd-ass cowboys in love.
Jan 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cat People (1982)
Here, here kitty Kinski!
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Cat People (1982)
Purr-fect role for Nastassja.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp delivers craven cocoanut.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Date wraith.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's damned date.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Carter craves Depp's livelihood.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's bride kinda blue.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Groom's hot, bride's not.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Physician flees fucking freaks.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Far From Heaven (2002)
Queer Quaid, no Moore.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Mammy's moxie saves Scarlett.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Reb belle drawls criticism.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harold And Maude (1971)
Bawdy Maude humps Harold.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Tom Stall's tall tales.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jarhead (2005)
Jake wags weaponry. Wow!
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jarhead (2005)
Jake's unjust desert desserts.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bea Tracks, Tricks, Triumphs.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bea stings killer honey.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Jesus Christ! Willem Dafoe?
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Maurice (1987)
Wilby woos gamin Graves.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Repulsion (1965)
Deneuve hates dates.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Seven Years In Tibet (1997)
Heinrich Harrer's Heavenly Hiatus.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Brad's undies undo Geena.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Guys Diazed and Confused.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Third Man, The (1949)
Welles limns Harry Lime.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Renton's Low-rent Hellholes.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Deneuve's winsome wet duets.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Genevieve weds wrong guy.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage rages, Caine reigns.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Failing forecaster targets future.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Spritz needs bluster buster.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Hope-less Nicholas forecasts failure.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Fractious forecaster's stormy encounters.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Misfit Spritz's intemperate behavior.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
Burtons' extreme blame game.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Knowledge comes to (astro)naught.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Hal harasses cornered Keir.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Mean mainframe scuttles spacemen.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Bogart battles Kate's conniptions.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
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All About Eve (1950)
Broadway's Bette Noir.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Mozart, tart, old fart.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Wretched Wolfgang's last writes.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Requiem for a reprobate.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Being Julia (2004)
Bening beats boy toy.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Being Julia (2004)
Cheating boyfriend sees stars.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Being Julia (2004)
Fennel rues sage actress.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Being Julia (2004)
Bening banishes two-timing Tom.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Being Julia (2004)
Brazen Bening boffs boy.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Piqued beaks target Tippi.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Crazy gulls get head.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Frenzied fliers' killer bills.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Beaked bombers blitz bay.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Hitchcock finds Hedren gull-ible.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Gulls' goal: seaside homicide.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Brief Encounter (1945)
Torpid train station seduction.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Cat People (1982)
Nastassja: paws for concern.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Cat People (1982)
Black leopards jeopardize people.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Charade (1963)
Cary's philatelic philanderings.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Charade (1963)
Criminal Cary nearly cancelled.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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