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Pillow Book, The (1996)
Library of Sexual Congress.
Apr 17, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Psycho (1960)
Perkins punctu(r)ates perfectly.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Ennis mars Twist's tail.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Baaahd-ass cowboys in love.
Jan 21, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Cat People (1982)
Nastassja: paws for concern.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote    
Cat People (1982)
Here, here kitty Kinski!
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Cat People (1982)
Black leopards jeopardize people.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote    
Birds, The (1963)
Gulls' goal: seaside homicide.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Cute kid cops corpses.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Psycho (1960)
Perkins pokes larcenous Leigh.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Joe Buck stops here.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Birds, The (1963)
Beaked bombers blitz bay.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Birds, The (1963)
Pernicious peckers pepper people.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Beat That My Heart Skipped, The (2005)
Rough 'n' tumble rhapsody.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Birds, The (1963)
Frenzied fliers' killer bills.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Birds, The (1963)
Crazy gulls get head.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Beat That My Heart Skipped, The (2005)
Talented thug tinkles ivories.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Jarhead (2005)
Jake's unjust desert desserts.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Jarhead (2005)
Jake wags weaponry. Wow!
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Jarhead (2005)
Marines miss women, war.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Cat People (1982)
Purr-fect role for Nastassja.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Weather Man, The (2005)
Fractious forecaster's stormy encounters.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Weather Man, The (2005)
Hope-less Nicholas forecasts failure.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Weather Man, The (2005)
Spritz needs bluster buster.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Weather Man, The (2005)
Failing forecaster targets future.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage rages, Caine reigns.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Being Julia (2004)
Brazen Bening boffs boy.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote    
Being Julia (2004)
Cheating boyfriend sees stars.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote    
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Haley's dread: walking dead.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Birds, The (1963)
Hitchcock finds Hedren gull-ible.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Jarhead (2005)
Naked Jake entertains troops.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Jarhead (2005)
Mendes maximizes Jake's jiggling.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Birds, The (1963)
Piqued beaks target Tippi.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Birds, The (1963)
Hitchcock's harrowing feathered frenzy.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Weather Man, The (2005)
Misfit Spritz's intemperate behavior.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Being Julia (2004)
Bening banishes two-timing Tom.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote    
Being Julia (2004)
Fennel rues sage actress.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote    
Being Julia (2004)
Bening beats boy toy.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote    
My Beautiful Laundrette (1985)
Lavender lads launder London.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
My Beautiful Laundrette (1985)
London lads' wishful washing.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Third Man, The (1949)
Welles limns Harry Lime.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Reb belle drawls criticism.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Mammy's moxie saves Scarlett.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Third Man, The (1949)
Greene's Lime covers Vienna.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Third Man, The (1949)
Orson favors dark Greene.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Third Man, The (1949)
Lime jumps to conclusion?
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Third Man, The (1949)
Orson finds Limelight dangerous.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Third Man, The (1949)
Orson's acting simply sub-Lime.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Charade (1963)
Criminal Cary nearly cancelled.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Charade (1963)
Donen's Parisian stamp deal.
Oct 29, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Charade (1963)
Cary's Parisian philatelic pursuit.
Oct 29, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Dandy dudes' Wyoming wanks.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
Albee's cunning couple clash.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
Burtons' extreme blame game.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
Nasty Burtons browbeat neighbors.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Jesus Christ! Willem Dafoe?
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Rhett, roots vex Vivien.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett deserves damned closure.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Corpse Bride (2005)
Groom's hot, bride's not.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's bride kinda blue.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Corpse Bride (2005)
Talented skeletons dazzle Depp.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Corpse Bride (2005)
Corpse Carter wedding crasher.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Corpse Bride (2005)
(Buried) Bride and Prejudice.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Corpse Bride (2005)
Date wraith.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Chinatown (1974)
Jack, dad do Faye.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Chinatown (1974)
L.A. parent traps Faye.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
Corpse Bride (2005)
Carter craves Depp's livelihood.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's damned date.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Demy directs chanteuse Deneuve.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Parasol mates must part.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Pregnant parasol pusher Deneuve.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Genevieve weds wrong guy.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Third Man, The (1949)
Lime Greene Vienna capers.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Third Man, The (1949)
Orson's Lime runs out.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Deneuve finds wetted bliss?
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Deneuve's winsome wet duets.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Far From Heaven (2002)
Queer Quaid, no Moore.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Charade (1963)
Cary's philatelic philanderings.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Amadeus (1984)
Requiem for a reprobate.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp delivers craven cocoanut.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Crazed chocolatier punishes punks.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote    
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Wacko Wonka's sweet seductions.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote    
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Wonka needs fresh heir.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (13)   
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp's barren cocoa baron.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote    
Taxi Driver (1976)
Vengeance drives psycho cabbie.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Taxi Driver (1976)
Testy Travis' midnight madness.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp dates grateful dead.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bea stings killer honey.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Amadeus (1984)
Wretched Wolfgang's last writes.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Repulsion (1965)
Deneuve hates dates.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Amadeus (1984)
Mozart, tart, old fart.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Guys Diazed and Confused.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Damp Deneuve loses lover.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Mean mainframe scuttles spacemen.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Naughty computer undoes 'nauts.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Hal harasses cornered Keir.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Hal wants Keir-free world.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Knowledge comes to (astro)naught.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gollum hops, ring drops.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Jackie Brown (1997)
Jackie finesses Jackson, FBI.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote    
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