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151	Rocat (307)
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Reviews by 'Rocat'

Current status of Movie mogul with a total of 307 reviews published to date.

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Bowling For Columbine (2002)

Guns N' Moses.

Feb 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (39)

Kindergarten Cop (1990)

Hasta la vista, babies.

Oct 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (38)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

As You Lock It.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (23)

Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)

Yellow brick road trip.

Aug 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (23)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

Bar'd.

Feb 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (22)

Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)

Mercury rises, falls.

May 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (21)

Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)

There's Something Off Mary.

Mar 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Godfather, The (1972)

Case of bed head.

Nov 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (16)

There's Something About Mary (1998)

Mary, come hair!

Sep 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote (16)

Logan's Run (1976)

Thirtynothing.

Jun 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Citizen Kane (1941)

Sled poisoning.

Apr 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Hindenburg, The (1975)

Passengers become Hinden burgers.

Feb 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

I, Robot (2004)

I, gnore Asimov.

Feb 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

What Women Want (2000)

FeMel.

Apr 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Flashdance (1983)

Welder dances; sparks fly.

Oct 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (14)

Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)

Kolahari.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Story Of Alexander Graham Bell, The (1939)

Lord of the rrrings.

Mar 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Boys Don't Cry (1999)

Single white shemale.

Feb 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Bureau Of Missing Persons (1933)

I.D. dead people.

Sep 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (13)

Godfather: Part II, The (1974)

Fish Al-Fredo.

Feb 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Dawn Of The Dead (1978)

I flee dead people.

Dec 7, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)

Pawgilists.

Jan 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Over-Incubated Baby, An (1901)

Hotten-tot.

Feb 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Collateral (2004)

Cruise paints town red.

Sep 7, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)

Trek: The Motionless Picture.

Feb 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

My big fat disappointment.

Sep 7, 2004
Unscored

Vote (9)

Over-Incubated Baby, An (1901)

Young hottie.

Feb 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Thelma And Louise (1991)

Road trip goes downhill.

Aug 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (9)

Dictionary Of Sex (1964)

Dicktionary.

Apr 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Lorenzo's Oil (1992)

Oil = Well.

Dec 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (9)

Cast Away (2000)

Hanks eventually fed, ex.

Feb 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Dictionary Of Sex (1964)

Terms of Engorgement.

Apr 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Erin Brockovich (2000)

Polluters go tits up.

Feb 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Chocolat (2000)

Cocoa Channel.

Feb 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Dead Man Walking (1995)

Death Pennalty.

Feb 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Breasts (1996)

Breast Picture.

Feb 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Muriel's Wedding (1994)

ABBA-dabba-I-do.

Jul 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Animal Farm (1954)

Porky's: a political film.

Feb 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Full Monty, The (1997)

Buns of steel.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)

1984 take on 1984.

Jun 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Groundhog Day (1993)

February 1st, 2nd, 2nd...

Feb 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Henry & June (1990)

Ninage a trois.

Jan 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Pulp on rear window.

Dec 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Erin Brockovich (2000)

Cleavage conquers chemical criminals.

Jan 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Godfather: Part III, The (1990)

Offer you Vatican't refuse.

Oct 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Best In Show (2000)

Pup friction.

May 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)

Fournication.

Feb 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Damage (1992)

Likes father, likes son.

Feb 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Robbins chooses early redemption.

Sep 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Terminal, The (2004)

Dearth of a nation.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Armageddon (1998)

Asteroid splits; audience too.

Feb 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Delicatessen (1991)

Clown's life at steak.

May 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

The Winter's Jail.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)

Whale phone home.

Feb 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Barb Wire (1996)

UnderWire.

Feb 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Car, The (1977)

Car-nage.

Feb 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Groundhog Day (1993)

Groundhog Day-ja vu.

Apr 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Lorenzo's Oil (1992)

Oil's well with Lorenzo.

Dec 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Mission: Impossible (1996)

Plot: Impossible.

Nov 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Mystic Pizza (1988)

Men get pizza tail.

Feb 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Dune (1984)

Classic book Lynched, Stung.

Oct 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)

Head abdicates Mary's body.

Mar 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Barbarella (1968)

Jane Fonda: heavenly body.

Feb 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Brazil (1985)

Future According to Gilliam.

Feb 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Car, The (1977)

Axle-murderer.

Feb 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

After Hours (1985)

SoHo Dunne him in.

Feb 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)

Hugh's still Jonesing.

Nov 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Car, The (1977)

Killer has auto motive.

Feb 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Erin Brockovich (2000)

Big corporation, big breasts.

Sep 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

I Know My First Name Is Steven (1989)

Uneven-Steven.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Mulan (1998)

Mulanimation.

Feb 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould (1993)

The Gouldberg Variations.

Feb 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Alien (1979)

Bursting with eggcitement.

Feb 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Fluffer, The (2001)

I'll huff... and fluff...

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Magnolia (1999)

Frognolia.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Marathon Man (1976)

Hoffman can't outrun cavities.

Feb 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Three Gorges: The Biggest Dam In The World (1998)

Dam nation.

Jun 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Groundhog Day (1993)

Punxsutawney perfected.

Feb 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)

I seed pod people.

Feb 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Marathon Man (1976)

Dentists' PR nightmare.

Feb 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Name Of The Rose, The (1986)

Connery downs Benedictine.

Sep 13, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Waterworld (1995)

Water, water everywhere; Costner.

Feb 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)

Covered bridges conceal adultery.

Oct 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Chien Andalou, Un (1929)

An eye for surrealism.

Dec 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Mark Of Zorro, The (1920)

Last letter's first film.

Mar 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Se7en (1995)

Seven sins ARE deadly!

Oct 3, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

28 Days (2000)

A month of Sandras.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Amityville Horror, The (2005)

Amityville Horror re-possessed.

Apr 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Andromeda Strain, The (1971)

Strange strain strains Stone.

Feb 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Arthur (1981)

Moore booze!

May 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Doctor Zhivago (1965)

Sharif fakes fidelity, ethnicity.

Dec 9, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)

LL races VW.

Feb 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

Nic sticks chick, kicks.

Feb 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Naked Cooking (2003)

No pan lines.

Feb 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Patch Of Blue, A (1965)

Blind girl is colourblind.

Feb 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Reluctant Astronaut, The (1967)

Knotts so fast.

Jan 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Repo Man (1984)

Unpaid car attracts aliens.

Feb 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Runaway Bride (1999)

Bride's wed Revisited.

May 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

Merry Knives of Windsor.

Feb 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Silent Running (1972)

Tree-hugging in space.

Jan 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

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