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Reviews by 'Rocat'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
307
reviews published to date.
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Checkmate (2003)
Guy Handels chess pieces.
Aug 22, 2005
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Social Network, The (2010)
Fincher friends Facebook.
Jan 24, 2010
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Take My Advice: The Ann And Abby Story (1999)
Ann's, Abby's advice adventures.
Jul 31, 2005
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Waiting For Woody Allen (2004)
Woody Godot.
Jun 22, 2005
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Banana Cop (1984)
Oriental murder was occidental.
Jun 6, 2005
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Killer Lasagna, The (2002)
Reeking ricotta retaliates.
Jul 30, 2005
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Social Network, The (2010)
Social network. Antisocial actions.
Nov 8, 2010
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
Thick DNA thins Jovovich.
Jun 22, 2005
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Monkey Warfare (2006)
Rebels without a car.
Sep 27, 2010
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Super Size Me (2004)
Livin' large.
Nov 5, 2010
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Duck Amuck (1953)
Animator tortures subject.
Aug 1, 2005
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Election (1999)
Politicians get early start.
Jun 7, 2005
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Island Of Terror (1966)
Silicon creatures do splits.
Jun 21, 2005
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Last Truck: Closing Of A GM Plant, The (2009)
End of the line.
Nov 6, 2010
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Parallax View, The (1974)
Parallax bars Beatty.
May 31, 2005
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Two Men And A Wardrobe (1958)
North, south Poles, wardrobe.
Jun 15, 2005
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Waterboy, The (1998)
Sandler wets himself, others.
Jun 3, 2005
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Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Buckaroo flushes Johns.
May 30, 2005
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Bring It On (2000)
Cheer yo.
Dec 10, 2004
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Car, The (1977)
Automokill.
Feb 16, 2005
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Cold Feet (1984)
Spousal switch warms feet.
Sep 15, 2004
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Damage (1992)
Binary Binoche.
Feb 3, 2005
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Don Juan DeMarco (1994)
Depp perception isolates Brando.
Feb 8, 2005
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Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Edison pioneers snuff movies.
May 22, 2005
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Fight Club (1999)
Pitt: bull.
Jun 15, 2005
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Green Ray, The (1986)
Green gets bit part.
Feb 13, 2005
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Invisible Child (1999)
I-maggie-nary daughter.
May 22, 2005
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(1)
Kissed (1996)
Corpsicles.
Mar 30, 2005
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Like Water For Chocolate (1992)
Hot food, hot people.
Apr 11, 2005
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Meteor (1979)
Connery fires at asteroid.
Feb 11, 2005
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Monica In Black And White (2002)
White House gets whitened.
Feb 15, 2005
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(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Doubtfire's gender doubtful.
Jun 7, 2005
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Naked Cooking (2003)
Main ingredient: melons.
Feb 10, 2005
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Naked Yoga (1974)
The skinny on yoga.
Feb 11, 2005
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(1)
Name Of The Rose, The (1986)
Connery on Abbey road.
Sep 13, 2004
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(1)
Semi-Tough (1977)
Burt, Kris turnover Clayburgh.
Sep 7, 2004
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(1)
Taps (1981)
Cadets graduate...from life.
Feb 23, 2005
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(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Schwarzenegger plays Popeye.
Feb 13, 2005
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True Grit (1969)
Daring Darby dazzles Duke.
Feb 22, 2005
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Working Girl (1988)
From secretary to yuppie.
Apr 4, 2005
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Humans ascend; computer descends.
Sep 15, 2004
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Attack Of The Puppet People (1958)
Miniaturized men miffed, mutinous.
Feb 9, 2005
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Car, The (1977)
Guilty of vehicular homicide.
Feb 16, 2005
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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Go to sleep - permanently.
Apr 8, 2005
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Black comedy goes nuclear.
Mar 30, 2005
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(1)
Elephant Walk (1954)
Taylor tackles tusks.
Sep 14, 2004
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(1)
Exotica (1994)
Kirshner uncovers; mystery uncovered.
Mar 8, 2005
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(1)
Getting Straight (1970)
Gould gets with it.
Sep 5, 2004
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(1)
Invasion Of The Bee Girls (1973)
Bee-girl B-movie.
Feb 12, 2005
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Invisible Child (1999)
Dotted-line daughter.
May 22, 2005
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King Ralph (1991)
Goodman throne into power.
Mar 30, 2005
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Naked Cooking (2003)
Cooking and looking.
Feb 10, 2005
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(1)
Name Of The Rose, The (1986)
Bond takes on Catholics.
Sep 13, 2004
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(1)
Nikita (1990)
Government improves killer's skills.
Oct 19, 2004
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(1)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee-wee weepy over bike.
Mar 30, 2005
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Praying With Anger (1992)
Shyamalan navigates cultures, street.
Sep 12, 2004
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(1)
Pr�t-�-Porter (1994)
Altman rips clothing.
Feb 2, 2005
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(1)
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
TraVOLTa's discoing is electric.
Aug 22, 2005
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Shadow Of The Wolf (1992)
Mifune, Tilly are Inuit.
Feb 15, 2005
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(1)
Soup Industry, The (1915)
In the can.
Nov 19, 2010
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(1)
Torn Curtain (1966)
Newman's, Andrews's Curtain call.
Mar 9, 2005
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(1)
Waking Ned (1998)
Winning ticket. Much Guinness.
Jan 10, 2005
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(1)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Mirror misses mutt.
Feb 11, 2005
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(1)
Alive (1993)
Canny ball players.
Feb 8, 2005
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(1)
Babies Rolling Eggs (1902)
'White' House adds yolk.
May 17, 2005
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(1)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Kids Family Robinson.
Jan 28, 2005
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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Nap, trap, wrap.
Apr 5, 2005
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(1)
Happiness (1924)
Shopgirl finds happiness secret.
Sep 5, 2004
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Independence Day (1996)
Goldblum outsmarts superior aliens???
Sep 11, 2004
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Name Of The Rose, The (1986)
Connery meets medi-evil.
Sep 13, 2004
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(1)
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Suspects enjoy being handcuffed.
May 12, 2005
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Nude Teachers (2001)
Lessons in ogleography.
Feb 10, 2005
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(1)
Return Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1988)
Tomatoes regurgitated.
Jan 28, 2005
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(1)
Soldier, The (2003)
Army in Hairy situation.
Feb 3, 2005
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(1)
Thief Who Came To Dinner, The (1973)
O'Neal steals jewellery, Bisset.
Sep 13, 2004
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(1)
To Die For (1995)
Kidman is ice queen.
Sep 26, 2004
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(1)
Unbearable Lightness Of Being, The (1988)
Czechs cancelled; Day-Lewis survives.
Jun 6, 2005
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When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg acts sex acts.
Sep 10, 2004
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Humans rise; computer falls.
Sep 15, 2004
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(1)
54 (1998)
Meet Julie Black.
Feb 2, 2005
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Australian tran-sportation goes nowhere.
Sep 9, 2004
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Arrival Of A Train At La Ciotat (1896)
Steam train steamrolls audience.
Jul 30, 2005
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(1)
Car, The (1977)
Automobile age's Black Death.
Feb 16, 2005
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Car, The (1977)
Car pool of blood.
Feb 16, 2005
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Cinemania (2002)
Movie house: nut house.
Feb 11, 2005
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(1)
Corporation, The (2003)
Carps about corps.
Jun 7, 2005
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(1)
Fear And Desire (1953)
Kubrick begins war theme.
Feb 18, 2005
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Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)
Coke goes down well.
Dec 6, 2004
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(1)
Hibernatus (1969)
Grandpop-sicle.
Mar 9, 2005
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Incident At Loch Ness (2004)
Fun with Nessie.
May 29, 2005
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Metropolis (1927)
Fr�hlich is deep Thinker.
Mar 3, 2005
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Once A Thief (1990)
Yun-Fat exploits disability insurance.
Feb 11, 2005
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Plank, The (1979)
Despairing audience walks plank.
Feb 8, 2005
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Quiet Man, The (1952)
O'Duke.
Jun 21, 2005
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Safety Last! (1923)
Time-tested Harold Lloyd.
Mar 23, 2005
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Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Bard gets psychotherapy.
Feb 9, 2005
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Unbearable Lightness Of Being, The (1988)
Day-Lewis, Soviets screw Czechs.
Jun 7, 2005
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Why Go Naked? (1997)
Revealing British people.
Jun 6, 2005
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Working Girl (1988)
Melanie promotes herself.
Mar 24, 2005
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Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Dracula and his Fang.
Feb 11, 2005
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