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Reviews by 'Josh the cat'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5602
reviews published to date.
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Godfather, The (1972)
Bed. Head.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(73)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Rules set in stone.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(70)
American Pie (1999)
'Cherry' Pie.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(60)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Raquel's arse hides hole.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(55)
Deliverance (1972)
Buttock clenching river ride.
May 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(51)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Mighty erection toasts celebrities.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(51)
Se7en (1995)
Paltrow has bit part.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(46)
Supergirl (1984)
Bird flies.
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(46)
Roof Sex (2003)
Fiddling on the roof.
Aug 31, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(44)
Pi (1998)
Maths Max.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(41)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Von Trapped by war.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(39)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman gets egged on.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(38)
Ghost (1990)
Swayze enters Whoopi, repeatedly.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(38)
Logan's Run (1976)
30th birthday party ill-advised.
May 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(37)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
MechANAKIN.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(37)
Se7en (1995)
Sins prove truly deadly.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
Abyss, The (1989)
Breathe water, see aliens.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(34)
Airplane! (1980)
Inflatable co-pilot gets girlfriend.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Dr. No (1962)
007's 001 movie.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(34)
Point Break (1991)
'Keanu' surfs crime wave!
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Schindler's List (1993)
Schindler fires blanks.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(34)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin straps on plastic.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Hole singer loses half.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(33)
Last Prostitute, The (1991)
Ho today, gone tomorrow.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(33)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Gere's puss in boots.
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Trucker regrets sexist comments.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
Babe fondles fireman's hose.
Mar 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Naked wrinklies raise crinklies.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Day The Earth Caught Fire, The (1961)
Global warming comes early.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Fluffer, The (2001)
Clients stand to attention.
Jul 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(31)
Karen Carpenter Story, The (1989)
Eat, puke, sing, die.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(31)
L.A. Story (1991)
Martin learns 'sign' language.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Singing untraps Von Trapps.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
I c borg.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Ryan cums to order.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Awards given posthumously.
Jan 22, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(30)
Fluffer, The (2001)
Fluffer faces stiff job.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(30)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Tumbledore.
Jan 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Lake Placid (1999)
Lake far from Placid.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Robocop (1987)
Tin man gets heart.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Morgan Freedman, eventually.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(30)
Titanic (1997)
Boat sinks, Leo follows.
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(30)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Idiots in a canoe.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Thinking man's courtroom epic!!
Aug 22, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(29)
Amistad (1997)
Slave trade. Revolting.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(29)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Hanks visits dark side.
Mar 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Cinderella (1950)
Scrubber goes to ball.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(29)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Skeletal army get fleeced!
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Audience Dredds Sly's performance.
Jan 24, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(29)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Freeman serves free man.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(29)
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
Killer signs on.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(29)
10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
George becomes popular name.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(28)
Accused, The (1988)
Trailer trash gets pinballed.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Deep Throat (1972)
Linda has a facial.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(28)
Midnight Express (1978)
Prisoner escapes Tur(n)key.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(28)
Animal Farm (1954)
Pigs make themselves equal.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Deep Throat (1972)
Linda wants pearl necklace.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(27)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Eastwood shoots his load.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
G.I. Jane (1997)
Jane does the marines!
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Spellbound (2002)
Spellbinding.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(27)
Splash, Too (1988)
Second splash no smash.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(27)
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
Girl fondles squirter.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Labradead.
Aug 21, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(26)
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens escape with (c)luck.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Prisoner eggs himself on.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Dick Tracy (1990)
Beatty's Dick entices Madonna.
May 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Mary Head on stake.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(26)
Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)
Merry Fistmas.
Jan 26, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(26)
Hollow Man (2000)
Burnt Bacon murdered many.
Jan 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Orgasm Raygun, The (1998)
Foreplay made easy.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(26)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
19 years- poor payout .
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(26)
She (1965)
'She' will be obeyed.
Jul 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Spellbound (2002)
Say, spell, say, applause.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
TRON (1982)
Hacker in bits - literally.
May 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
10 (1979)
Dwarf seeks classical sex.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Batman Returns (1992)
Bat & Cat spat.
May 12, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Literary criticism at extremes.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Emma (1996)
Emma wants him, Knightley.
Jul 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Hill, The (1965)
Prisoners endure monstrous erection.
May 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Bobbitt's bits reunited.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(25)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Shotgun divorces Kurt / Courtney.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Murder At 1600 (1997)
Alda shoots for President.
Dec 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Predator 2 (1990)
Aliens reduce gang membership.
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Them! (1954)
Anti-nuclear 'ant'y film.
Feb 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Hair gel that's orgasmic.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Waterworld (1995)
Water, water, everywhere. Bugger.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(25)
Who Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe? (1978)
Cooks iced.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(25)
About A Boy (2002)
Hugh Grants Marcus family.
Mar 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Apollo 13 (1995)
N(eed) A(nother) S(huttle)- A(aarrrggghh)!!!
Mar 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Boot, Das (1981)
Nazi submariners get canned.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Carry On Doctor (1967)
Nurse May, doctor won't.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Edge, The (1997)
'Hannibal' eats bear meat.
Sep 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Catcher in rye field.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Slapper earns easy $1M.
May 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Whip traded for stick.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Idiots in shopping trolley.
Dec 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Lion King II: Simba's Pride, The (1998)
Film loses Simba pride.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(24)
Logan's Run (1976)
Ageing proves fatal.
May 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(24)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Crawford vs Crawford.
May 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Ted learns zipper protocol.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
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