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Reviews by 'Mike'
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with a total of
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reviews published to date.
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You've Got Mail (1998)
'You've Got Male!'
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Homer, for dummies.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Dildo dons prosthetic Wahlberg.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
Much doo-doo About Nothing.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Ho bags beau.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Frida (2002)
'Brow'beaten she-man fucks commie.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Hapless aliens abduct sitcom.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
American Pie (1999)
High-schooler violates apple pie.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Birds, The (1963)
Foul fowl fuel lovebirds.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Dick chick thwarts IRA.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Se7en (1995)
Fed-Exed Paltrow steals scene.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Gay killer sinks dreamboat.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Monster, audience in stitches.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
10 (1979)
Cornrow allure nets loser.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Soccerette kicks ball, family.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Cosmotologist pistol-whips IRAte terrorist.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Elizabeth (1998)
Bewigged Blanch-ette belies coquette.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Enchanted April (1992)
Frigid dowagers, sexy vacation.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Down-under histrionics precipitate matricide.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Homo-lilliputians confound architypical machismo.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Halflings kidnapped, Rohan ransacked.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
Eels zap corpse, interest.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
My Brilliant Career (1979)
Outback debutant contrives memoir.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shipping News, The (2001)
Simpleton spins tale, Moore.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Lucas's anime epitomizes bigotry.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Jarjar thwarts himself, plot.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
'Time Machine' meets 'Outbreak'.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
X2 (2003)
Stryker's waterlogged Waterloo.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Futuristic pinnochio sci-fi downer.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Angela's Ashes (1999)
Drunk Irish poverty film.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Curse Of The Jade Scorpion, The (2001)
Woody's jewels hypnotize Hunt.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Emma (1996)
Monied Matchmaker goes awry.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Boy wizard fondles jewel.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Howards End (1992)
Shrewd gentleman courts shrew.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mask, The (1994)
Goofball mask, goofball movie.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Neverending Story, The (1984)
Muppet-esque Oz-ish girly-boy fantasy.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Macabre Christmas claymation musical.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Upside-down Titanic sans heartthrob.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Anderson decorates formulaic cinema.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Ironically reunited genius family.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sense And Sensibility (1995)
Rickman finances dumped Winslet.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Kid's dead doc deadlock.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Puritanical Dead-head seeks same.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Heidi meets Ozmonds, Nazis.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Soylent Green (1973)
NRA attacks nummy fritters.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man (2002)
Lovestruck Spiderham flim-flams Goblin.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Titanic (1997)
Expensive vehicle sinks DiCaprio.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Trainspotting (1996)
McDruggie plunges suppositories, self.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Treasure Planet (2002)
Treasure Island- sci-fi animation.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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X-Men (2000)
Mutant superheroes repel Magnetman.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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