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Reviews by 'BoneSawMcGraw'
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with a total of
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Oldboy (2003)
Octopus gets raw deal.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Matrix, The (1999)
Rubber fetishists defy physics.
Aug 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Akira (1988)
Kid becomes giant robo-slug.
Jul 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Trojan rabbit proves fruitless.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Play It Again Scam.
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Kraken eats Gilbert Grape.
Jan 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Total Recall (1990)
Tale of three titties.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Subterranean homesick Bruce.
Jan 16, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Terry's tall teutonic tales.
Sep 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Lizards occupy game room.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Nutcase ruins Williams' meal.
Oct 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Protagonists "Run away" regularly.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Terry's twisted time-travelling tale.
Aug 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
El Guapo Receives Sweater.
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Snuff proves most efficacious.
Sep 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Alien (1979)
Monster lets cat survive.
Oct 25, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Batman (1989)
Dark Knight's no Joker.
Jul 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Belle ends Beast's plight.
Sep 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Belle ends mystic enchantment.
Sep 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Belle ends father's incarceration.
Sep 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Belle ends Gaston's advances.
Sep 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Robots in disguise, dude.
Dec 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Kilted crusader's caledonian campaign.
Oct 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Longshanks plays the blues.
Dec 7, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Carlito's Way (1993)
Benny Blanco - belligerent Bronxian.
Nov 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Carlito's Way (1993)
Wanker Blanco plugs Pachanga.
Nov 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Casablanca (1942)
Bogey uses bean analogy.
Sep 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Ichi The Killer (2001)
Ichi's scratchi shoes.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Ichi The Killer (2001)
Chokes chiken, kills yakuza.
Jan 22, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Leon (1994)
Plant survives, Hitman dies.
Oct 31, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Brian, Jesus, both Capricorn.
Nov 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Forest destroyed, Ents annoyed.
Oct 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Nazgul acquire horse upgrade.
Oct 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Lost Boys, The (1987)
Coreys kill Kiefer's clan.
Nov 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Memento (2000)
John G inspires tattoo.
Sep 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Memento (2000)
Bumped head, wife dead.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Tree avoids herring chopping.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Warbling Family Hoodwinks Nazis.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Stand By Me (1986)
Outing meets dead end.
Dec 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Time Bandits (1981)
Little people steal riches.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Untimely sweating proves deadly.
Jan 31, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Willis thwarted by Monkeys.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
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