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Reviews by 'nokenwari'
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with a total of
77
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Freaky Friday (1976)
Lucky, Dad wasn't horny.
Apr 17, 2007
Unscored
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(24)
Se7en (1995)
Se7ered headly sins.
Apr 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Trading Places (1983)
Jamie Lee Hooker.
Jun 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Wild Hogs (2007)
Easy does it Riders.
Apr 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Social Network, The (2010)
Facebook, the movie. Like.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
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(12)
Face/Off (1997)
Not typical skin flick.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Panic Room (2002)
Home alone for parents.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Windtalkers (2002)
Navajo is an enigma.
Apr 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
K.O. Cera Cera.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Karate Kid, The (2010)
Jaden becomes more Macchio.
Aug 19, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Memento (2000)
.forwards and backwards Watch.
May 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Most intimidating Bible quote.
Apr 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Cold dead chicks hot.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Hostel: Part II (2007)
Twice as hostile.
Aug 9, 2007
Unscored
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(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring thing final fling.
Apr 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Game, The (1997)
First prize: your life.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Sin City (2005)
Glorious girl's greyscale gore.
May 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Another wedding movie crashes.
Apr 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
2001: A Space Idiocy.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
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(3)
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Fox's follies foil farmers.
May 16, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Fight Club (1999)
First rule prohibits review.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Rhode Island cops Carrey.
May 14, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
An asptly named movie.
Aug 15, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Wolf Creek (2005)
Aussie hillbilly's hospitalising hospitality.
Jun 9, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
18 Again! (1988)
Teenager becomes burns victim.
Jun 2, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley gets stomach bug.
Aug 26, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Reverse in life a.
Aug 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Get Smart (2008)
CONTROLled comedy KAOS.
May 12, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Illusionist, The (2006)
Norton's magician lacks Prestige.
Aug 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Iron Man (2008)
Robot wars with heart.
Jun 11, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Oldboy (2003)
Incest equals creative revenge.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Shrek Forever After (2010)
Ogre fourth and multiply.
May 19, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Robot sequel to task.
May 16, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Troy (2004)
Epic Pitt horse shit.
Jun 4, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
21 Grams (2003)
Heavy movie lacks soul.
Jul 30, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Shagwell: best US agent.
May 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Heather Graham's Austin space.
Jul 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Avatar (2009)
Worthington 'connects' with steed.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Forrest Gump in reverse.
Aug 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Deliver Us From Evil (2006)
Irish priest's mucky charms.
Jul 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)
Multiverse of Chinese madness
May 31, 2022
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(1)
Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007)
Intergalactic surfer wipes out.
Jun 9, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Gone Girl (2014)
Amy's been Nicked?
Nov 3, 2014
Unscored
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(1)
John Wick (2014)
Don't kill Keanu's dog
Nov 3, 2014
Unscored
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(1)
Karate Kid, The (2010)
Jackie Chan bashes children.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Last Man On Earth, The (1964)
Final Price is right.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Liar Liar (1997)
Honest lawyer? Pure fiction.
Jul 9, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Smeagol wants precious little.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Omega Man, The (1971)
NRA president kills zombies.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Project: Kill (1976)
Nielsen overcomes brainwashing drugs.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Resurrection Of Zachary Wheeler, The (1971)
Shirley, not a zombie.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
Knives out.
Aug 20, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Semi-Pro (2008)
Ferrell's semi-fro.
May 19, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Second movie. Episode five?
Jul 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
UHF (1989)
Kramer's janitor saves station.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
X-Men (2000)
About mutants not transexuals.
Aug 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Zodiac (2007)
Cartooner chases car shooter.
Jul 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Airplane! (1980)
Flight. Over Macho Grande?
Aug 4, 2010
Unscored
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Flaky Dutchman eats skin.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Pump enhances Austin's powers.
Jul 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Felicity, shag me!
Jul 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Avatar (2009)
Worthington wears Blue-face.
Aug 20, 2010
Unscored
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Charlton's chariot chase.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
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Braveheart (1995)
Blue faces. Brown eyes.
Jul 1, 2008
Unscored
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Disturbia (2007)
Housebound Shia militant.
Aug 16, 2007
Unscored
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Fate has her way.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
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Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2011)
Hollywood's dragon tramp-stamp.
Aug 20, 2010
Unscored
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Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)
Harold, Kumar no hicks.
Jul 14, 2008
Unscored
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I Am Legend (2007)
Will Smith Omega Maniac.
May 14, 2008
Unscored
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Timber helps Wood.
Aug 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Niagara (1953)
Marilyn's marital border murder.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
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Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Five diamonds flush Pacino.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Waiving private's dyin'.
Jul 2, 2007
Unscored
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Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
Ex-Box the movie.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Step Up 3D (2010)
Audience dodges dancers.
Aug 20, 2010
Unscored
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Surf's Up (2007)
Penguins surf global warming.
May 28, 2008
Unscored
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X-Men (2000)
Mutant on mutant crime.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 3/5
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