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Reviews by 'nokenwari'
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Zodiac (2007)
Cartooner chases car shooter.
Jul 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
X-Men (2000)
Mutant on mutant crime.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
X-Men (2000)
About mutants not transexuals.
Aug 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wolf Creek (2005)
Aussie hillbilly's hospitalising hospitality.
Jun 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Windtalkers (2002)
Navajo is an enigma.
Apr 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Wild Hogs (2007)
Easy does it Riders.
Apr 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Another wedding movie crashes.
Apr 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(4)
UHF (1989)
Kramer's janitor saves station.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Epic Pitt horse shit.
Jun 4, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Robot sequel to task.
May 16, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Trading Places (1983)
Jamie Lee Hooker.
Jun 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Surf's Up (2007)
Penguins surf global warming.
May 28, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Step Up 3D (2010)
Audience dodges dancers.
Aug 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Second movie. Episode five?
Jul 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Social Network, The (2010)
Facebook, the movie. Like.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
An asptly named movie.
Aug 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Sin City (2005)
Glorious girl's greyscale gore.
May 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Shrek Forever After (2010)
Ogre fourth and multiply.
May 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Semi-Pro (2008)
Ferrell's semi-fro.
May 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Se7en (1995)
Se7ered headly sins.
Apr 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
Knives out.
Aug 20, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
Ex-Box the movie.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
K.O. Cera Cera.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Waiving private's dyin'.
Jul 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Resurrection Of Zachary Wheeler, The (1971)
Shirley, not a zombie.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Most intimidating Bible quote.
Apr 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Project: Kill (1976)
Nielsen overcomes brainwashing drugs.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Panic Room (2002)
Home alone for parents.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Omega Man, The (1971)
NRA president kills zombies.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Oldboy (2003)
Incest equals creative revenge.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Five diamonds flush Pacino.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Niagara (1953)
Marilyn's marital border murder.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Memento (2000)
.forwards and backwards Watch.
May 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Rhode Island cops Carrey.
May 14, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Timber helps Wood.
Aug 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring thing final fling.
Apr 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Smeagol wants precious little.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Liar Liar (1997)
Honest lawyer? Pure fiction.
Jul 9, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Last Man On Earth, The (1964)
Final Price is right.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Karate Kid, The (2010)
Jaden becomes more Macchio.
Aug 19, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Karate Kid, The (2010)
Jackie Chan bashes children.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(1)
John Wick (2014)
Don't kill Keanu's dog
Nov 3, 2014
Unscored
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(1)
Iron Man (2008)
Robot wars with heart.
Jun 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Illusionist, The (2006)
Norton's magician lacks Prestige.
Aug 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
I Am Legend (2007)
Will Smith Omega Maniac.
May 14, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Hostel: Part II (2007)
Twice as hostile.
Aug 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)
Harold, Kumar no hicks.
Jul 14, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Gone Girl (2014)
Amy's been Nicked?
Nov 3, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2011)
Hollywood's dragon tramp-stamp.
Aug 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Get Smart (2008)
CONTROLled comedy KAOS.
May 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Game, The (1997)
First prize: your life.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Freaky Friday (1976)
Lucky, Dad wasn't horny.
Apr 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Fight Club (1999)
First rule prohibits review.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Fox's follies foil farmers.
May 16, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007)
Intergalactic surfer wipes out.
Jun 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Face/Off (1997)
Not typical skin flick.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)
Multiverse of Chinese madness
May 31, 2022
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Fate has her way.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Disturbia (2007)
Housebound Shia militant.
Aug 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Deliver Us From Evil (2006)
Irish priest's mucky charms.
Jul 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Cold dead chicks hot.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Reverse in life a.
Aug 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Forrest Gump in reverse.
Aug 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Blue faces. Brown eyes.
Jul 1, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Ben-Hur (1959)
Charlton's chariot chase.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Avatar (2009)
Worthington 'connects' with steed.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Avatar (2009)
Worthington wears Blue-face.
Aug 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Shagwell: best US agent.
May 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Felicity, shag me!
Jul 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Heather Graham's Austin space.
Jul 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Pump enhances Austin's powers.
Jul 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Flaky Dutchman eats skin.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Alien� (1992)
Ripley gets stomach bug.
Aug 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Airplane! (1980)
Flight. Over Macho Grande?
Aug 4, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
2001: A Space Idiocy.
Aug 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
21 Grams (2003)
Heavy movie lacks soul.
Jul 30, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
18 Again! (1988)
Teenager becomes burns victim.
Jun 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
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