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Reviews by 'Ali'
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with a total of
1269
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Braveheart (1995)
Clash of the Tartans.
Apr 10, 2006
Unscored
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(39)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Tail from the Crypt.
Jan 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Da Al G Show.
Aug 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Manimal Farm.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration (1990)
The Search for Cock.
Feb 5, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Rogerin' Me.
Apr 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Yeast of our worries.
Feb 27, 2007
Unscored
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(34)
Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)
High Ho.
Mar 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (2004)
Lars Attacks.
Nov 19, 2006
Unscored
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(33)
Rectuma (2004)
Public Enema Number One.
Jan 14, 2007
Unscored
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(33)
Wind In The Willows, The (1996)
Toad Trip.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
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(33)
Blade Runner (1982)
Handroid.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Of bison, men.
Jul 16, 2007
Unscored
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(32)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Moldy Hawn.
Mar 2, 2007
Unscored
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(32)
Fight: Science Against Cancer, The (1950)
Finding chemo.
Jan 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Miami Vice (2006)
Of Vice and Mann.
May 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration (1990)
She's gonna blow, Cap'n!
Mar 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Star Trek: Disco Generation (1998)
Space: The Vinyl Frontier.
Aug 19, 2007
Unscored
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(32)
Dracula In Istanbul (1953)
Ottoman Vampire.
May 8, 2007
Unscored
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(30)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Documentarian documents documentaries, documentarians.
Apr 2, 2007
Unscored
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(29)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Batgirl: Clueless; Batman: Clooney.
Nov 26, 2006
Unscored
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(29)
Earthquake (1974)
Film, LA: many faults.
Apr 14, 2007
Unscored
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(29)
Jaws (1975)
Shaw. Shark. Shock.
Jun 7, 2006
Unscored
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(29)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Frictionary.
Jul 16, 2007
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Vote
(29)
Rear Window (1954)
Zoom with a View.
Jun 15, 2007
Unscored
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(29)
Sinbad: Legend Of The Seven Seas (2003)
Turban Legend.
Jun 24, 2007
Unscored
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(29)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Qui-Gon, but not forgotten.
Jan 2, 2007
Unscored
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(29)
Chess Dispute, A (1903)
Chess pains.
Jan 6, 2008
Unscored
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(28)
Duel (1971)
Trucking Hell.
Aug 17, 2006
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(28)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Chimpan-zzz...
May 10, 2007
Unscored
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(28)
Pretty Woman (1990)
'Lady' is a tramp.
May 10, 2007
Unscored
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(28)
Transformers (2007)
The Fight of Bumblebee.
Aug 10, 2007
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(28)
Alexander (2004)
Big Gay Al.
Feb 28, 2007
Unscored
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(27)
Birdcage, The (1996)
Poof Daddies.
Jan 4, 2007
Unscored
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(27)
Erotic Adventures Of Bonnie & Clyde, The (1988)
Boner 'n Clyde.
Jun 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Monster House (2006)
The House That Roared.
May 31, 2007
Unscored
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(27)
Queen's Speech (1999)
Soliloqueen.
Jun 7, 2006
Unscored
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(27)
Scooby-Doo (2002)
Shaggy, Dog.
Mar 9, 2007
Unscored
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(27)
Sid And Nancy (1986)
Punk, Drunk, Love.
May 27, 2007
Unscored
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(27)
Trainspotting (1996)
O.D. Wan.
Jul 9, 2007
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(27)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Oy to the World.
Jan 16, 2007
Unscored
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(26)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Seize the (Opus) Dei.
Dec 29, 2005
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(26)
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Sean of the Red.
Jan 3, 2008
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(26)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Falstaff's full staff.
Feb 16, 2007
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(26)
Musical Mountaineers (1939)
Yokel Chords.
Apr 13, 2007
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(26)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Pretentious in Pink.
Jun 2, 2006
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(26)
Queen's Speech (1999)
The Regina Monologues.
Dec 27, 2005
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(26)
Refrigerator, The (1991)
A chillin' villain.
Sep 13, 2007
Unscored
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(26)
Revenge Of The Killer Meat! (2003)
Meat gone bad.
Jan 29, 2007
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(26)
When Jesus Was A Kid (1993)
Playing God.
Mar 16, 2007
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(26)
Capricorn One (1977)
Astronauts? Astro-Nots.
Jan 19, 2007
Unscored
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(25)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Like Godfather Like Son.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(25)
Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)
Ebenezer Screws.
Sep 27, 2007
Unscored
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(25)
Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)
Hos! Hos! Hos!
Mar 30, 2008
Unscored
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(25)
Over The Hedge (2006)
Hedge Fun.
Jun 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Leave? No, T.Hanks.
Jan 21, 2007
Unscored
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(25)
Scary Movie (2000)
Moron terror.
Sep 6, 2007
Unscored
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(25)
Shining, The (1980)
Nicholson: Stark Raving Dad.
Feb 27, 2007
Unscored
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(25)
Zombie Cop (1991)
Police Corpse.
Mar 29, 2007
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(25)
Addams Family Values (1993)
Hand rocks the cradle.
Feb 26, 2007
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(24)
Christopher Reeve: Courageous Steps (2002)
Clark Bent.
May 8, 2007
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(24)
Gay Muslims (2006)
Sodom Hussein.
Dec 27, 2006
Unscored
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(24)
Help! I'm A Fish (2000)
Salmon-chanted Evening.
Mar 20, 2007
Unscored
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(24)
I Am Legend (2007)
Good Will hunting deer.
Jan 2, 2008
Unscored
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(24)
Impotence (1975)
Dead wood.
Mar 29, 2008
Unscored
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(24)
Lovers And The Donkey, The (1902)
Ass-anova.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Nerdy Dancing.
Feb 27, 2007
Unscored
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(24)
Odyssey, The (1997)
Penelope; cruise.
Apr 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Queenfishers.
Jan 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Rectuma (2004)
Enema of the State.
Mar 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Robocop (1987)
Welded Weller.
Mar 18, 2007
Unscored
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(24)
Roof Sex (2003)
Banging on the Ceiling.
Nov 21, 2006
Unscored
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(24)
Tarka The Otter (1979)
The lives of otters.
Mar 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Amistad (1997)
Serfin' USA.
Jan 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)
Titzilla.
Feb 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Little Caesar. Literally.
Jan 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride and Gloom.
Jun 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Cruising (1980)
Scent of a Man.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Edison, The Man (1940)
Bulb fiction.
Sep 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
'Let My People Cum!'.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Jewish Bride, The (1997)
I got jew babe.
Oct 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Sit on the Bottle.
May 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Nell (1994)
Girl's gone wild.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Snake on a Snake.
Nov 15, 2006
Unscored
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(23)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Stallone's ring cycle concludes.
Jan 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration (1990)
U-Whore-A.
Mar 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Republic: Sith for Brains.
Jan 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Mars Attacks.
Apr 17, 2007
Unscored
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(23)
You And Me And Uncle Bob (1993)
Bob's their uncle.
Apr 6, 2007
Unscored
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(23)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Spoiler Alert: Oldman sucks!
Apr 20, 2007
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(22)
Company Of Wolves, The (1984)
Dunces with wolves.
Apr 19, 2007
Unscored
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(22)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Run Solo.
Apr 17, 2007
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(22)
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Tw-ice Age.
Mar 5, 2007
Unscored
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(22)
Inherit The Wind (1960)
Viva La Evolucion!
Jun 26, 2007
Unscored
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(22)
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (1939)
Stewart gives standing oration.
Jun 26, 2007
Unscored
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(22)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Brokeback Mountain Goats.
Nov 15, 2006
Unscored
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(22)
Rocky (1976)
Mumbler humbles rival rumbler.
Sep 20, 2007
Unscored
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(22)
Thinner (1996)
Fatboy, slim.
Mar 28, 2007
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(22)
Thinner (1996)
Nutrition Impossible.
Dec 31, 2007
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(22)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Villain Grace.
Jul 9, 2007
Unscored
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(22)
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