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Reviews by 'Ali'
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Abyss, The (1989)
Sea-butterflies rescue Harris, earth.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Alpha Dog (2006)
Mazursky goes all 'Hollywood'.
Feb 13, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Arthur And The Invisibles (2006)
Besson's Animated Stinker.
Feb 13, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Blow Out (1981)
DePalma's unsubtle Hitchcock homage.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
For Your Consideration (2006)
American Award-Show Satire.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Wartime legend interviews Liberace.
Aug 22, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Hollow Man (2000)
Can't see Kevin, coming.
May 4, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Indian Runner, The (1991)
Aragorn goes full-frontal.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Jimmy And Judy (2006)
Teenage exploits, digitally documented.
Dec 8, 2006
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(1)
Waterworld (1995)
Costner makes fish-kebab.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
10,000 mammoths, Boring Crap.
Apr 25, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
21 Grams (2003)
Hearty Christian commits murder.
Jul 30, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy's geekiness pays off.
Apr 2, 2007
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(2)
Alien (1979)
Weaver vanquishes phallic pest.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Almost Famous (2000)
Horny groupies deflower virgin?
May 31, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
City Of Angels (1998)
Angel's misjudged plunge.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
American's Vietnamese-Russian Roulette.
Oct 22, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Tattooed catchphrases inspire hilarity.
Jan 8, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Ed TV (1999)
Truly hideous Truman rip-off.
Jul 2, 2007
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(2)
Elf (2003)
Ferrell fights furious wee-man.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Evolution (2001)
Orlando's rect-alien enema.
Aug 22, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Friday The 13th Part III (1982)
Murder in 1D; 3D.
Jan 16, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
From Hell (2001)
Dragon Chaser chases killer.
Jun 27, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Nerd loves Pot(ts).
Jun 6, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Leigh yearns to eat.
Nov 27, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
H Is For House (1973)
Peter drops H-Bomb.
Feb 13, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
Horny Mickey, suicidal Woody.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Harold And Maude (1971)
Auntie's Baby Bloomers.
May 17, 2006
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Horny Potter faces nemesis.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Haunted Honeymoon (1986)
Cross-dressing DeLuise scares silly.
Jan 15, 2006
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(2)
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008)
Horny 'teen' fights fairies.
Jul 12, 2007
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(2)
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
Immortals' Reckoning; Ret-conning.
Aug 7, 2007
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(2)
Igby Goes Down (2002)
Godfather thumps cuckolding godson.
Jun 27, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Knocked Up (2007)
Rogen knocks up Heigl.
Feb 14, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Kramer shows little (Kra)Mercy.
Jun 6, 2006
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(2)
Last Emperor, The (1987)
'Caged' Emperor cages insects.
Oct 24, 2006
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(2)
Last Supper, The (1995)
Perlman uncovers liberals' scheme.
Nov 7, 2006
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(2)
Life Of Python (1990)
Americans mispronounce 'Python'.
Jan 3, 2008
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
King bows to midgets.
May 31, 2006
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(2)
Marathon Man (1976)
Larry the Loco Dentalist.
May 9, 2006
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(2)
Matador, The (2005)
Bullfighter as Assassin Metaphor.
May 9, 2006
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Fashionistas are Cyber-Anarchistas.
May 12, 2006
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(2)
Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A (1987)
Mum's killer's worst nightmare.
Jun 4, 2006
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(2)
North By Northwest (1959)
Man defeats bi-plane shocker.
Oct 24, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Zemeckis journeys Uncanny Valley.
Feb 27, 2007
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(2)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Santa's village: Uncanny valley.
Mar 16, 2007
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(2)
Powder (1995)
Whitey's persecuted.
Oct 25, 2007
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(2)
Proof (2005)
The Daddy Diaries.
Oct 4, 2008
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(2)
Property Of The State: Gay Men In The Apartheid Military (2003)
Asimbonan-gay!
Mar 23, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Ray (2004)
Childhood Trauma Haunts Icon.
May 11, 2006
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(2)
Resurrection (1980)
Burstyn's Touch of God.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Rushmore (1998)
Kid Dramatist gets drunk.
Dec 18, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Secret Garden, The (1993)
Inspirational garden inspires family.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Hal's a right fat-ishist.
Aug 10, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Herald of the Dead.
Apr 12, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)
Shark attacks; Bond skis.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Belly, Baldy fight McDowell.
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Stardust (2007)
Dust till moon.
Sep 10, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
S�per, El (1979)
Homeless hombre's migratory misery.
Jan 15, 2007
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(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Robotic arm creates time-loop.
May 28, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Terminator, The (1984)
Puny Paxton, Royally Punk'ed!
May 26, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Two Jakes, The (1990)
Towne's tawdry Chinatown sequel.
Oct 25, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Unforgiven (1992)
Hackman hacked Munny times.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Virtuosity (1995)
Denzel russles Cy-Crowe's Feathers.
May 25, 2006
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(2)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Gromit Cracks Were-Rabbit Case.
Dec 14, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
X Files, The (1998)
Confusing Files get convoluted.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Yojimbo (1961)
Ronin double-crosses mortal enemies.
Jul 31, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
'R Xmas (2001)
Da Christmas Blow out!
Apr 25, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Vicarious accusations, finally withdrawn.
Jul 21, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
300 Spartans, The (1962)
Spartans part with life.
May 15, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Abyss, The (1989)
Cameron's aliens: Water butterflies.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
After Midnight (1989)
Professor's portmanteau horror yarn.
Mar 15, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Am�lie (2001)
Frenchwoman's saccharine, nauseating naivete.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
American Dreamz (2006)
Satire lampoons Bush, Cowell.
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Brando mumbles; Sheen rumbles.
Nov 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
April Fool Joke, An (1901)
Arcane April Fools film.
Mar 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Around The World In 80 Days (2004)
Conan the Lute Player.
Oct 2, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Jack's Repartee: Oh, Seedy.
Jun 24, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Anachronistic agent antagonises arch-enemy.
Jan 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Predators pre-date Aliens?
Aug 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Archaeologists' dreadful Dreadlock Holiday.
May 3, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Bamboozled (2000)
Spike channels Al Jolson.
Jun 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Batman (1989)
Perma-smile vs Perma-frown.
Oct 12, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Beach, The (2000)
Swinton cups DiCaprio's balls.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Economic theoretician hallucinates people.
Nov 29, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Being There (1979)
Gardiner: Jesus Christ substitute.
Mar 16, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Big Momma's House (2000)
Pig becomes Big Brother.
Feb 13, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Marky Mark's an Aubergenious!
May 12, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Plumpy Newscaster, Austen fan.
May 25, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
The cowboys of bummer.
Jan 6, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Bullitt (1968)
Frisky drive through Frisco.
Jun 2, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Callas Forever (2002)
How a Diva died...
Feb 16, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Purr, fur and loathing.
Apr 23, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
City Of The Living Dead (1980)
Fulcian Lovecraft? The Horror!
Mar 29, 2007
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(3)
Closer (2004)
Portman conned them all.
May 12, 2006
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(3)
Cocaine Cowboys (1979)
Warhol, Cocaine, Enabler.
Jul 26, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Jude: Odysseus; Nicole: Penelope.
Feb 28, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Coming To America (1988)
Prince pisses off neighbours.
Dec 4, 2006
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(3)
Commando (1985)
Bennett becomes shish kebab.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Bamboo ballet, sword-fights.
Jul 20, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
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