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Reviews by 'Ali'
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'R Xmas (2001)
Da Christmas Blow out!
Apr 25, 2006
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(3)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Is Anakin's showstopper Footloose?
Jun 8, 2007
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(8)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Balls, held by Hilton.
Jun 15, 2007
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(7)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton has roomy Ballroom.
Jun 18, 2007
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(8)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
B.C.? No, just BS!
Mar 8, 2008
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(16)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
10,000 mammoths, Boring Crap.
Apr 25, 2008
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(2)
10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
George of Urban Jungle.
May 30, 2006
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(7)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Vicarious accusations, finally withdrawn.
Jul 21, 2006
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(3)
18 Again! (1988)
'Big,' Reversed.
Jun 2, 2006
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(7)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Giant Octopus hounding Nemo.
Nov 23, 2006
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(7)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer reads loose lips.
Nov 21, 2006
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(8)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Ape...Monolith...Spaceship...WTF?
Mar 26, 2007
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(10)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL of a trip!
Jun 18, 2007
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(12)
2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
Naked HAL.
May 24, 2007
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(7)
2010 (1984)
A monolithical let-down.
May 27, 2006
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(8)
21 Grams (2003)
Hearty Christian commits murder.
Jul 30, 2007
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(2)
28 Days Later (2002)
Manchester: full of rage-aholics!
Nov 13, 2006
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(7)
30 Foot Bride Of Candy Rock, The (1959)
Wifezilla.
Jan 6, 2008
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(9)
300 (2006)
Clash of the Spartans.
Dec 20, 2006
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(14)
300 Spartans, The (1962)
Spartans part with life.
May 15, 2007
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(3)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Can't Lent a Hand.
May 31, 2006
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(7)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy's geekiness pays off.
Apr 2, 2007
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(2)
50 First Dates (2004)
Forget-full of meet-cutes.
Dec 20, 2005
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(4)
50 First Dates (2004)
'Mementous' rom-com.
Nov 2, 2006
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(8)
50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Documentarian documents documentaries, documentarians.
Apr 2, 2007
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(29)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Oy to the World.
Jan 16, 2007
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(26)
8MM (1999)
Cage overacts: Snuff said!
Oct 21, 2006
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(9)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
AI sees dead people.
Dec 19, 2005
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(10)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Intelligence Designed.
Jun 7, 2007
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(15)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Mother's little boy-toy.
Sep 5, 2007
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(14)
About A Boy (2002)
Boy story.
May 7, 2008
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(12)
Abyss, The (1989)
Sea-butterflies rescue Harris, earth.
May 17, 2006
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(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
Cameron's aliens: Water butterflies.
Jul 12, 2006
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(3)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Snake on a Tree.
Dec 12, 2006
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(14)
Adaptation. (2002)
Cage uncages fictitious brother.
Oct 31, 2006
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(8)
Adaptation. (2002)
Cooper's Floral Fixation.
Jul 30, 2007
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(6)
Addams Family Values (1993)
Hand rocks the cradle.
Feb 26, 2007
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(24)
Addams Family, The (1991)
Familial Feelings Pester Fester.
May 12, 2006
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(8)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
'Baby's' got a 'dingo'.
Sep 5, 2007
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(9)
After Midnight (1989)
Professor's portmanteau horror yarn.
Mar 15, 2007
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(3)
Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Michelangelo's Impressive Pop(e)-Art.
Jun 24, 2006
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(10)
Aida (1953)
Sing like an Egyptian.
Jun 19, 2007
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(17)
Aladdin (1992)
Prince A-li(ar).
Jun 1, 2006
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(7)
Alexander (2004)
Big Gay Al.
Feb 28, 2007
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(27)
Alexander Graham Bell (1965)
Discovery, with bells on.
May 12, 2007
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(7)
Alexander Nevsky (1938)
Knights confront Russian cold-front.
Dec 18, 2006
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(6)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Alice: Hole-y Shit!
Dec 5, 2006
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(7)
Alien (1979)
Weaver vanquishes phallic pest.
Jul 18, 2006
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(2)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley revives; franchise dies.
Apr 10, 2007
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(7)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley makes bald choice.
May 27, 2007
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(9)
Alien� (1992)
'Mother' endures painful C-Section.
Jun 5, 2007
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(8)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley ripped to pieces.
Jun 5, 2007
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(8)
Alien� (1992)
Penal Colony; Penile Monster.
Sep 10, 2007
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(4)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley's Mad about Reiser.
May 10, 2006
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(8)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley: The astro-Newt's 'Mother'.
Jan 4, 2007
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(7)
Aliens In The Wild, Wild West (1999)
Western UFOria.
Dec 23, 2006
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(8)
Alive And Kicking (1996)
Alyve? Not for long.
Jan 6, 2008
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(7)
All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
The Hound of Music.
Dec 3, 2007
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(15)
Almost Famous (2000)
Horny groupies deflower virgin?
May 31, 2006
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(2)
Almost Famous (2000)
Journalist's 'Strumming of Age'.
Jul 28, 2006
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(8)
Along Came Polly (2004)
Grace-ful entry shocks Hubby.
May 10, 2006
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(4)
Alpha Dog (2006)
Mazursky goes all 'Hollywood'.
Feb 13, 2007
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(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Austro-Hungarian Idol.
May 9, 2006
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(8)
Am�lie (2001)
Frenchwoman's saccharine, nauseating naivete.
Aug 30, 2006
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(3)
American Dreamz (2006)
Satire lampoons Bush, Cowell.
Apr 26, 2006
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(3)
American Graffiti (1973)
Han Solo and Chevy.
Nov 4, 2006
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(21)
American Pie (1999)
'Loser' caught pink handed.
May 26, 2006
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(7)
American Pie (1999)
Pie coitus interruptus.
Jan 6, 2008
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(6)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Nadia outs closet nerd.
May 29, 2006
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(7)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Beauty beds the geek.
May 8, 2007
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(8)
American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005)
A Pie Too Four.
Apr 19, 2006
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(8)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stifler gets wedding shitters.
Dec 28, 2005
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(8)
Amistad (1997)
Serfin' USA.
Jan 4, 2007
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(23)
Anaconda (1997)
Voight's in a Snake.
Mar 29, 2007
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(7)
Analyse This (1999)
Mobster: 'I miss daddy'.
Dec 20, 2005
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(4)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Carell enjoys 'chocolate squirrel'.
Sep 14, 2007
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(4)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Classic Sketches, Repythoned.
Jun 24, 2006
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(8)
Andromeda Strain, The (1971)
E.T. Contaminate Home.
Apr 2, 2007
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(7)
Animal Farm (1954)
Left (Chicken) Wing.
Apr 2, 2007
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(13)
Animal House (1978)
Otter beds yummy mummy.
Mar 24, 2007
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(4)
Animal House (1978)
Beer and Goading.
May 19, 2007
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(12)
Animal Reproduction And Artificial Insemination In Bovines (1983)
Bovines get a Bull-ocking.
Dec 18, 2006
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(6)
Animatrix, The (2003)
Matrix Loaded.
Apr 9, 2008
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(11)
Annie Oakley (1894)
Annie gets her gun.
Jun 8, 2006
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(14)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Mumble in the Jungle.
Dec 18, 2007
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(13)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Fat Cow gets slaughtered.
Oct 17, 2007
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(6)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Brando mumbles; Sheen rumbles.
Nov 13, 2007
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(3)
April Fool Joke, An (1901)
Arcane April Fools film.
Mar 15, 2007
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(3)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Hex, Ash, Chainsaw Massacre.
Jun 15, 2007
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(16)
Around The World In 80 Days (2004)
Conan the Lute Player.
Oct 2, 2006
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(3)
Arthur And The Invisibles (2006)
Besson's Animated Stinker.
Feb 13, 2007
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(1)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Jack's Repartee: Oh, Seedy.
Jun 24, 2006
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(3)
Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Cowboy killed for Pittance.
Jun 8, 2006
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(4)
Asterix And The Big Fight (1989)
Asterix Fans Getafix.
Jun 24, 2006
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(7)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Rosemary's Baby with aliens.
Sep 29, 2006
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(13)
At Long Last Love (1975)
Please, end the Beguine.
Dec 3, 2007
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(4)
Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)
Titzilla.
Feb 2, 2007
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(23)
Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)
High Ho.
Mar 20, 2007
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(33)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Anachronistic agent antagonises arch-enemy.
Jan 4, 2007
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(3)
Avatar (2009)
Paraplegic opens Pandora's box.
Apr 6, 2007
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