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Matrix, The (1999)
Rage against the machine.
Jan 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Land Of The Dead (2005)
Zombies grow collective brain.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(5)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
M: Non-Bond secret leader.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Zoolander (2001)
Russian dominatrix despises K-Mart.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Stick figures cause terror.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Master of her Croft.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Across The Universe (2007)
Jude makes it bad.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(3)
White Christmas (1954)
Balladeers obsessed with snow.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Flightplan (2005)
'Forgotten' at 35,000 feet.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
From Hell (2001)
Baggins precursor ripped whores.
Feb 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Hearing difficulty; blessed cheesemakers.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Buzz: Attack of Clones.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Gump to Harvard Professor.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Producers, The (2005)
Producers fail at failing.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Americans: inconsiderate gun-crazy people.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Blonde boogies while torturing.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Sightless, incorrigible, charming asshole.
May 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2014)
2nd deadly Sin.
Mar 14, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
V For Vendetta (2006)
1984 meets Agent Smith.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley Van Winkle returns.
Aug 31, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Superman Returns (2006)
X-Men director Supes up.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Van Helsing (2004)
Sommers slaughters historic characters.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Beauty found in plastic.
Sep 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Primitive screwheads pay attention.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cars (2006)
Pixar tests comedy mileage.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The (2008)
Taking tube to Narnia.
May 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Climb every mountain; sing.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Household paraphernalia declares war.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cloverfield (2008)
Monster attacks amateur filmmakers.
Feb 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Constantine (2005)
Hell attempts hostile take-over.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Venkman chases Gatekeeper tail.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Troy (2004)
Homer's Iliad, mythology-lite.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
WALL-E (2008)
2700: A Robot Odyssey.
Jul 20, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Zodiac (2007)
Kinky Zodiac hogties, stabs.
Mar 31, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Acid Trip in Wonderland.
Feb 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Social commentary with Muzak.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Richards Co. got storm'd!
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Skeleton Key, The (2005)
Body Snatchers - Hoodoo style.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Lamarr wants land snatched.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Strangelove resists Nazi tendencies.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey defies memory loss.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Mine field attracts visitors.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
High School Musical (2006)
Student stereotypes Break Free.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hobbit, The (1977)
Musical epic hobbit holiday.
Jan 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Iron Man (2008)
Pepper Potts pilfers portfolios.
May 14, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Michael Clayton (2007)
Horses foil carbomb.
Mar 22, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Murder By Death (1976)
World-famous detectives bumble hilariously.
Jan 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Saved! (2004)
Hypochristian High School.
Aug 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sin City (2005)
Cop's head causes massacre.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Sandra hero, Willem DaFoe.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Eight legged freaks battle.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Summer Storm (2004)
Gay coxswains in love.
Jan 26, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sunshine (2007)
Reigniting sun risks insanity.
Nov 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Thirteenth Year, The (1999)
Teenager gains aquatic inheritance.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Underworld (2003)
Immortals live in monochrome.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Dramady with Cage-y deadpan.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Soulmates reunite across afterworlds.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
X-Men (2000)
Leather-clad unnaturals rescue Southerner.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Buscemi battles asteroid, insanity.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Canine prefers bacon-toting antisocialite.
Oct 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Atonement (2007)
Vascular dementia inspires publication.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Joker peddles homicidal cosmetics.
Nov 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Clooney makes dreadful Batman.
Jan 19, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Remarkably faithful Lewis adaptation.
Jan 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Control (2007)
Melancholy 'Joy' Division member.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Tax code burns wonderfully.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Buddy Jesus becomes mascot.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Half Light (2006)
Scottish spectral son shenanigans.
Sep 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hello Dolly! (1969)
'Sunday Clothes' strut-worthy.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)
Flaming firefighters offensive, tolerant.
Oct 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Idiocracy (2006)
Dumb genes naturally selected.
Oct 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Downey's severed finger fiasco.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mummy, The (1999)
Cat threatens high priest.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Office Space (1999)
Printer becomes a scapegoat.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Rent (2005)
Year-long AIDS drama.
Dec 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Scream (1996)
The Fonz gets eviscerated.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Stacked Inuit guides Homer.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Speed (1994)
Appendage-challenged bomber threatens commuters.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Venomous Sandman/Spidey battle.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
MOD Squad in-fight, eat.
Feb 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Transformers (2007)
Bumblebee speaks in radio.
Jul 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Issues between ancestor, descendants.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
X2 (2003)
Lady Wolverine sharpens nails.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Diseased confused with zombies.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Composer ruffles Italian feathers.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Goldblum slums with pets.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007)
Mr. Invisible Torch Thing.
Sep 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
I'm Jack's splintered psyche.
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Possessive seagulls crave seafood.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
House Of Wax (2005)
Wax: poor building material.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Audio killed Karate stars.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Land Of The Dead (2005)
Phantasmagoric displays distract flesh-eaters.
Mar 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Motivational speaker fathers losers.
Jan 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Denethor goes flaming mad.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Bond shuns Goodnight's advances.
Dec 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mummy Returns, The (2001)
Past lives predestine family.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Musical Muppet Stevenson adaptation.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Saw II (2005)
Saw: House Party.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Gender-confused killer loves dog.
Nov 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Depp sings, slashes throats.
Jan 1, 2008
Scored 5/5
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