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Reviews by 'The Levitating Nun'
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with a total of
166
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Braveheart (1995)
Kilt Bill.
Oct 21, 2005
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(11)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Pieway to Hell.
Nov 22, 2005
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(11)
Asterix At The Olympic Games (2008)
* @ olympic games.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Battle Royale II (2003)
Kids Kids bang bang.
Oct 10, 2005
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(5)
First Blood (1982)
Rambo kills everyone 1.
Dec 6, 2005
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(5)
Incredibles, The (2004)
The Fantastic Five.
Aug 29, 2005
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(5)
Soggy Penis Syndrome (2004)
Scientific name: mycoxaflopin.
Oct 24, 2005
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(5)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Control-hal-Deleted.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Turkan Raiders.
Oct 19, 2005
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(4)
Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
The Fogg.
Oct 24, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Country Bears, The (2002)
The Country Bores.
Oct 2, 2005
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(3)
Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994)
Hiiighlander.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Hobbit, The (1977)
The ring 0.
Sep 6, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Step one: get ice.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Kiill Biill.
Sep 29, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
No return for ring.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
The promised LAN.
Oct 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Minus Man, The (1999)
Sheryl Crow dies? Excellent.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
C3PO, R2D2, OB1, QT.
Oct 18, 2005
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(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Five coloured lead roles.
Oct 18, 2005
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(3)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Dawn but with Shaun.
Aug 3, 2005
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(3)
Shrek The Third (2007)
OGREat, another one.
Oct 27, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Obi (episode) one kenobi.
Sep 19, 2005
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(3)
Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997)
Death of director anonymity.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Nanny, Nanu, Nanos.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Canadian Bacon (1995)
Canada = axis of evil.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Zombies struggle on escalators.
Oct 20, 2005
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(2)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Bueller, cooler, skipping school(er).
Sep 3, 2005
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(2)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Run Leeloo Run.
Oct 28, 2005
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(2)
Gladiator (2000)
Phoenix doesn't rise again.
Aug 29, 2005
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(2)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Television causes violent crime.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
JFK (1991)
JFKilled.
Nov 29, 2005
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(2)
Johnny English (2003)
Bean caught spying.
Dec 10, 2005
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(2)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Mel's Passion for money.
Sep 11, 2005
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(2)
Return Of The King, The (1980)
Mount doom in toon.
Sep 9, 2005
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(2)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Mountains, Nazis, singing children.
Oct 23, 2005
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(2)
Spellbound (2002)
A (spelling) Bee, see!
Sep 14, 2005
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(2)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey the third.
Sep 23, 2005
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Darth's death.
Sep 21, 2005
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Death star rising.
Sep 27, 2005
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(2)
Titanic (1997)
Unsinkable ship vs Iceberg.
Sep 18, 2005
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(2)
Underworld (2003)
Beckinsale, leather. That's it.
Nov 15, 2005
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(2)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Flesh Farm = Robot harm.
Sep 1, 2005
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(1)
Battle Royale (2000)
Sword of the flies.
Sep 13, 2005
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(1)
Battleship Potemkin (1925)
Odessa Steps versus pram!
Sep 1, 2005
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(1)
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Boxer doesn't get ahead.
Sep 23, 2005
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(1)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Men-hurt in chariot race.
Oct 2, 2005
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(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore ammo than needed.
Sep 12, 2005
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Sam played, line unsaid.
Oct 10, 2005
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(1)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Slowest 300m ever?
Nov 3, 2005
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(1)
Charlie Chan (2011)
Not Charlene Chan?
Jan 8, 2006
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(1)
City Of God (2002)
Brazilliant ghetto tale.
Oct 17, 2005
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(1)
Cure For Insomnia, The (1987)
Blue movie with poetry.
Nov 2, 2005
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(1)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Invulnerable werewolves vs Scotsmen.
Dec 10, 2005
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(1)
Doom (2005)
Doom, gloom and kaboom.
Nov 3, 2005
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(1)
�tre Et Avoir (2002)
The French learn together.
Sep 17, 2005
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump has a gimp.
Sep 27, 2005
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(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Atlanta burning, wearing curtains.
Oct 23, 2005
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(1)
Good Bye, Lenin! (2003)
Communism, cola, patriotism, pickles.
Aug 11, 2005
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(1)
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)
Myers is mysteriously missing.
Aug 20, 2005
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry, Hermione, Hogwarts, horntail.
Dec 4, 2005
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Potter takes Umbridge.
Sep 3, 2007
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(1)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Murphy, Mansion, marvellous? No.
Oct 6, 2005
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(1)
Highlander (1986)
French Scottish? Scottish Spaniard??
Sep 27, 2005
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(1)
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
Hiighlander.
Sep 28, 2005
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(1)
Highlander: Endgame (2000)
Series proven mortal.
Oct 5, 2005
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(1)
I, Robot (2004)
Smith suspects shiny Sonny.
Sep 7, 2005
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(1)
Independence Day (1996)
Mac fits alien socket?
Dec 21, 2005
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(1)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Goes better with butter.
Sep 14, 2005
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(1)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Utterly, butterly buggery.
Sep 15, 2005
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(1)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
To die (hard) 4.
Nov 17, 2007
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Doom, tunes and toons.
Sep 9, 2005
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
The Ring cycle begins.
Sep 3, 2005
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ents make hasty decision.
Sep 8, 2005
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(1)
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
JurassIIc Park.
Dec 6, 2005
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(1)
Mad Hot Ballroom (2005)
Takes teens to Tango.
Nov 15, 2005
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(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Smiths here, there, everywhere.
Oct 17, 2005
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(1)
North By Northwest (1959)
Cary Grant versus duster.
Aug 17, 2005
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(1)
Omen, The (1976)
Damien ruins birthday party.
Nov 18, 2006
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(1)
Panic Room (2002)
Foster parent boxed in.
Oct 10, 2005
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(1)
Parole Officer, The (2001)
Assassinated accountant, violent telly.
Aug 12, 2005
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(1)
Peter Rabbit And The Crucifix (2001)
Holy hare cut.
Aug 18, 2005
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Jack is Snack.
Jul 23, 2006
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp in the Deep.
Sep 23, 2005
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(1)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Undead army of three.
Aug 14, 2005
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(1)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Westley takes it gently.
Aug 7, 2005
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(1)
Rambo III (1988)
First Blood part three.
Nov 22, 2005
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(1)
Scanners (1981)
A real brainbuster.
Aug 13, 2007
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Bed, head, seven dead.
Oct 6, 2005
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(1)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Meeting the muffin man.
Oct 21, 2005
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
A Darth is born.
Sep 27, 2005
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Saviour with a saber.
Sep 16, 2005
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(1)
Story Of O, The (1975)
O dear, O dear.
Sep 22, 2005
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(1)
Super Size Me (2004)
A McBrilliant anti-advert.
Sep 10, 2005
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(1)
Troy (2004)
Paris picks off Pitt.
Aug 14, 2005
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(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Luhrmann makes Bard film.
Nov 22, 2005
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(1)
Woodstock (1970)
Contains (wood)stock footage.
Sep 27, 2005
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Wait? Monkeys cause zombification?
Nov 6, 2005
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About A Boy (2002)
Grant lies about son.
Nov 28, 2005
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Animal Farm (1954)
Communism and cockerels.
Dec 14, 2005
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