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Reviews by 'But when Eric eats a banana.....'
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with a total of
148
reviews published to date.
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Saw (2004)
Salvation: One foot away.
Nov 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(25)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
"I Watannabe like you".
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Isn't prostitution romantic?!
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(14)
Star Trek: Disco Generation (1998)
To boldly Disco.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Zombie tree-huggers.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Team America: World Police (2004)
String quartet saves world.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Antz (1998)
A Bug's neurotic Life.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Antz minus the angst.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jackson dislikes word 'what'.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Addiction, The (1995)
Undead Walken among us!
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Scarface, little friends.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Valiant (2005)
Grainspotting.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
National Rifle Association = wankers.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Burton makes Wonka Wilder.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Shaun of the Plod.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Quentin re-launches Pam's G-rier.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Saw II (2005)
Jigsaw adds another piece.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Dawn of the Pegg.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Buzz finds clone war.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Elvis dances like invalid.
Jan 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gandalf scrubs up well.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Memento (2000)
Nice man. (Bit backward!).
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin gets gimp suit.
Feb 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Hans Blix, shark bait.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Terminatrix fails to dominate.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Original 'Friends of Dorothy'.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Cabbage patch stiffs.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Am�lie (2001)
Philanthropic fantasist finds love.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Predator on ice.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cars (2006)
Days of cartoon Thunder.
Mar 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond prequel. Connery's equal?
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Steelworkers display girders.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Hagrid's girlfriend: nice personality.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Anti super hero Syndrome.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Killing Zoe (1993)
Zoe doesn't die.
Mar 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Predator (1987)
Mud foils hi-tech hunter.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Mary: Crap pole dancer.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sin City (2005)
Marv does Goldie, lots.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sin City (2005)
Elijah eaten in woods.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Neeson is Qui-gone.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
True evil: Binks survived.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Bigger, longer, strings uncut.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T-1000 makes fluid sequel.
Dec 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator, The (1984)
Sarah Connor: endangered species.
Feb 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Slugworth tempts the greedy.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Rye seeds, dead people.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Aladdin (1992)
Robin Williams' genie-al giant.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Walter left without underwear.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Felix Lighter: poor gambler.
Feb 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chatterbox (1977)
Cunt gets best lines.
Jan 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Disco Beaver From Outer Space (1978)
The Beaver's dam funky!
Jan 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Armageddon is twinkie shaped.
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Dancing toaster inspires plan.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Triwizard tournament? Oh Krums!
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Goldfish put on expenses.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride has rubbish name.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Cruise pulls foe's wife.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
League of exasperating nonsense.
Mar 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Liar Liar (1997)
Blue pen beats Carrey.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Melt ring, save world.
Feb 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring melted. Five endings.
Apr 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Matilda (1996)
Telekinesis trounces Trunchbull.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo shags, Smith reproduces.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Attack of Smith's clones.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Oracle provides knowledge, cookies.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Moonwalker (1988)
Michael does 'the robot'.
May 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
'A rat,' thinks Pink!
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Saw (2004)
Cary not de-feet-ist.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
'Destroy Head' -Ed destroyed!
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Armageddon down the pub.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Short Circuit 2 (1988)
Johnny Five has offspring.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Hartigan's heart fails again.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Cannibalism, amputation, paedophilia, prostitution.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Ricci blossoms, Walken rotten.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Species (1995)
Doc Ock gets lucky.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Dock Ock: all hands.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey in black suit.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Black suit beckons Venom.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yoda well hard: official.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin: 'Fuck you, Dooku!'.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Twins are no surprise.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Team America: World Police (2004)
International Rescue with balls.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Old woman loses necklace.
Jun 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Woody scores Bo Peep.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Zombie veg-eaters.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Vegetarians are living dead.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Zombie lentil-eaters.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Zombie flesh-avoiders.
Mar 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Airplane! (1980)
Ted Stryker- depressing.
Jan 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Aladdin (1992)
Abu gets super sized.
Mar 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Malkovich becomes a muppet.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Ben-Hur (1959)
Race is cha-riot!
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Brassed Off (1996)
Tunespotting.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Aniston's boobies Jim's pleasure.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Chicken Run (2000)
Mel plays the Ardman.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Children Of Men (2006)
Caine regrets finger pulling.
Feb 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Cool J avenges bird.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
LL loves bird.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey misses Dunst's underwear.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Winslet characterised by hair.
Mar 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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