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with a total of
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reviews published to date.
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Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Rye seeds, dead people.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Magneto reduced to chess.
Mar 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
League of exasperating nonsense.
Mar 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Vegetarians: a bit pale.
Mar 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond prequel. Connery's equal?
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Casino Royale (2006)
Felix Lighter: poor gambler.
Feb 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Children Of Men (2006)
Caine regrets finger pulling.
Feb 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Disco Beaver From Outer Space (1978)
The Beaver's dam funky!
Jan 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chatterbox (1977)
Cunt gets best lines.
Jan 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Dead people enjoy lentils.
Jan 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Quiche of the Dead.
Jan 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Elvis dances like invalid.
Jan 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
X-Men (2000)
Rogue's first kiss: deadly.
Jan 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
X-Men (2000)
Magneto's mutation process: flawed.
Jan 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
X2 (2003)
Lady Deathstrike strikes, dies.
Jan 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Airplane! (1980)
Ted Stryker- depressing.
Jan 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Ben-Hur (1959)
Race is cha-riot!
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
When Saturday Comes (1996)
Bean plays out dream.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Brassed Off (1996)
Tunespotting.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Shaun of the Plod.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
LL loves bird.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Cool J avenges bird.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Winslet characterised by hair.
Mar 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
Use the Force, Guns.
Mar 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Predator 2 (1990)
Predator visits the City.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Ricci blossoms, Walken rotten.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Black suit beckons Venom.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey in black suit.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw (2004)
Cary not de-feet-ist.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Predator on ice.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Independence Day (1996)
Connick, Junior: early casualty.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Killing Zoe (1993)
Zoe doesn't die.
Mar 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Aniston's boobies Jim's pleasure.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Minister of Magic: misguided.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Magic ministry in mayhem.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Malkovich becomes a muppet.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey misses Dunst's underwear.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Scarface, little friends.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Hagrid's girlfriend: nice personality.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Triwizard tournament? Oh Krums!
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Hermione's knack of time.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Wiz kids are petrified.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Liar Liar (1997)
Blue pen beats Carrey.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Armageddon down the pub.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sith Apprentice (2005)
You're fired, my paduan.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Short Circuit 2 (1988)
Johnny Five has offspring.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Short Circuit (1986)
Robot big Stooges fan.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Walken around, removing heads.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Mary: Crap pole dancer.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Sex, violence, insomnia, insanity.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Witches, The (1990)
Bald old women: SCARY!
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
'Destroy Head' -Ed destroyed!
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Boy travels in peach.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Matilda (1996)
Telekinesis trounces Trunchbull.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Palmist slays The Beast.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Goldie fuckin' Marv.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Chicken Run (2000)
Mel plays the Ardman.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Kate fit, Leo fucked.
Jun 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Old woman loses necklace.
Jun 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Nancy, 'Alba writing letters'.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Marv-ellous revenge for Goldie.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Elijah eaten in woods.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sin City (2005)
Cannibalism, amputation, paedophilia, prostitution.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Kevin eaten by dog.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Hartigan's heart fails again.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Hookers eaten for breakfast.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Marv does Goldie, lots.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Twins are no surprise.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
True evil: Binks survived.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Order 66, Jedi executed.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Birth of a Jedi.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Empire strikes first.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Exile of the Jedi.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin: 'Fuck you, Dooku!'.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Ong-Bak (2003)
Statue loses it's head.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Moonwalker (1988)
Michael does 'the robot'.
May 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Oracle provides knowledge, cookies.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Attack of Smith's clones.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Snake hair loves cyclops.
May 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Dock Ock: all hands.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Dunst red, Dafoe dead.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Saw II (2005)
Jigsaw adds another piece.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Species (1995)
Doc Ock gets lucky.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Burton makes Wonka Wilder.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring melted. Five endings.
Apr 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Valiant (2005)
Grainspotting.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
'Lucky Jack' hits back.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Star Trek: Disco Generation (1998)
To boldly Disco.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Cars (2006)
Days of cartoon Thunder.
Mar 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Dancing toaster inspires plan.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Zombie flesh-avoiders.
Mar 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Neeson is Qui-gone.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Memento (2000)
Amnesia can be deadly.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
King Arthur (2004)
Bruckheimer butchers British history.
Mar 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Aladdin (1992)
Abu gets super sized.
Mar 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Buzz finds clone war.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Addiction, The (1995)
Undead Walken among us!
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
National Rifle Association = wankers.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Quentin re-launches Pam's G-rier.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Buzz bags Jessie.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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