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Reviews by 'The Aussie Canuck'
Current status of Movie deity (Gold) with a total of 16342 reviews published to date.
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Robocop (1987)
Copper is metal.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (136)   
Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
A Comedy Of Arrows.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (118)   
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Who's eating? Gilbert's mom!
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (108)   
Hidalgo (2004)
Sandbiscuit.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (97)   
Postman, The (1997)
Post. Apocalypse.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (95)   
Brother Bear (2003)
Trouble's a bruin.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (94)   
Last Emperor, The (1987)
One metre ruler.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (93)   
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
When Jesus came.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (84)   
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Runaway women gorge themselves.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (69)   
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Look Who's Torquing.
Dec 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (66)   
Oh, God! You Devil (1984)
Burns burns Burns.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (65)   
Spartacus (1960)
Spartacus very popular name.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (65)   
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Abra-cadaver.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (65)   
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Couple fall in lava.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (61)   
King Arthur (2004)
Keira: Knightly.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (60)   
Of Muppets And Men: The Making Of 'The Muppet Show' (1981)
Sockumentary.
Jul 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (59)   
Tobacco Wars (1999)
Tar nation.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (59)   
Hardware Wars (1977)
Use the forks, Luke!
Dec 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (58)   
Tomb Raider (2001)
Indiana Jugs.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (58)   
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Diet Pesci.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (57)   
Sideways (2004)
Life is a Cabernet.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (57)   
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Wilder Wilder West.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (54)   
Chasing Liberty (2004)
Girl gets secret service.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (54)   
Groundhog Day (1993)
Every 2nd counts.
Feb 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (54)   
Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids Of Gay & Lesbian Parents (2000)
Mommie Queerest.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (54)   
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Technicolour midgets give directions.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (54)   
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Cold Spud Mountain.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (52)   
Fight Club (1999)
Norton v Norton. Tie.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (52)   
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
The foot-high club.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (52)   
Seven Samurai (1954)
Spaghetti Eastern.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (52)   
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
All a-Borg!
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (52)   
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Pitt shoots and Mrs.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (50)   
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Henry V to X.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (50)   
Chasing Amy (1997)
Apparently sexuality's a phase.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (49)   
Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Ground control: Major Bomb.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (49)   
My Mom's A Werewolf (1989)
Your mom's a bitch.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (49)   
Bulletproof Monk (2003)
Felonious Monk.
Jan 28, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (48)   
I Was A Communist For The FBI (1951)
F.B.I flee Red people.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (48)   
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Transvestite swings and Mrs.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (48)   
Barbecue: A Love Story (1997)
Boy meets grill.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (47)   
Breast Men (1997)
Doctors rack up clients.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (47)   
Crow, The (1994)
Murder of Crows.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (47)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Midsummer Night's Wet Dream.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (47)   
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Don't burn the Messenger!
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (47)   
Mothra (1961)
100 metre butterfly.
Nov 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (46)   
Princess Diaries, The (2001)
Princess Hath-a-way with people.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (46)   
Searching For Bobby Fischer (1993)
Kiddie pawn.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (46)   
West Side Story (1961)
Knifings: such sweet sorrow.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (46)   
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
'Dirty Mincing'.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (45)   
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey desires young buds.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (44)   
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Got moloko?
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (44)   
Dognapper, The (1934)
Carpe canem.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (44)   
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Ruffalo Mould'ya.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (44)   
Masters Of The Universe (1987)
Dolph plays action. Figures.
May 11, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (44)   
Romeo Must Die (2000)
Romeo and JetLiet.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (44)   
Scarlet Letter, The (1995)
Fuckin' A!
May 12, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (44)   
Scream (1996)
Horror parody sucks. Cox.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (44)   
You've Got Mail (1998)
Viewers want to ctrl-alt-del.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (44)   
People vs Larry Flynt (1996)
White Publisher Can't Jog.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (43)   
Alien (1979)
John: My chest Hurts!
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (42)   
Lawn Dogs (1997)
Mow Money.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (42)   
Barbecue: A Texas Love Story (2004)
Boy loses grill.
Jun 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (41)   
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
The War on Terra.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (41)   
Josie And The Pussycats (2001)
FeBUDline rocPEPSIkers resiRAMADAst subliMICROSOFTminals.
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (41)   
Look Who's Talking (1989)
Travolta: up Kirstie's Alley.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (41)   
Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
War Of The Noses.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (40)   
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Bikini a'tall.
May 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (39)   
King And I, The (1956)
Yul love the governess.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (39)   
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Solo becomes lawn ornament.
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (39)   
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
All-day breakfast.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Santa's Slay (2005)
Ho Ho Homicide.
Dec 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Animal House (1978)
Belushi parties (overdose later).
Dec 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Free Willy (1993)
White Fish Can Jump.
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Kentucky Fried Movie, The (1977)
Zinger-lickin' good.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Man On Fire (2004)
Washington, Dakota state differences.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Bond with different 'highballs'.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Crash Landis.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Drunken Master (1978)
Chan's 'Liver Let Die'.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
A nose for women.
May 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
Charnel No. 5.
Mar 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey's foe: heavily armed.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Teen Wolf (1985)
More hair = better 'Beavers'!
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Babe (1995)
Cunning ham.
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Billy Elliot (2000)
Coal-mining 'Flashdance' for kids.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Laughton plays dead ringer.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Unforgiven (1992)
Munny shot.
Mar 2, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Fugitive, The (1993)
One-armed man drives Ford.
May 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Hamlet (1961)
Hamlet emerges from Schell.
Jan 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
Dawson's Crack.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (34)   
The Powerpuff Girls Movie (2002)
Puffs. No Daddies.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Hip 'op liberates grandma.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Soldier gets silly nickname.
Mar 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Ned Kelly (1970)
Jagger is well hung.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Nightmare On Elm Street: The Dream Child, A (1989)
Freddy's foetal attraction.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Porky's (1982)
Dude, Where's Mike Hunt?
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Anakin: the pube years.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Yours, Mine And Ours (2005)
The Quaidy Bunch.
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (33)   
400 Blows, The (1959)
Dullers? Non. Centz? Oui.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Cockfighter (1974)
Man violently manipulates cock.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (32)   
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