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Reviews by 'HeroZero'
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with a total of
104
reviews published to date.
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Them! (1954)
Classic 50's 'ANTy'-nuclear film.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
'Parenthood' without birth control.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Iron Giant, The (1999)
Transformer meets prime optimist!
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Klaatu barada...something something.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
'Mostly' dead Westley wins!
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Batman (1966)
Lighter 'Batman'; heavier Batman.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Car, The (1977)
God-damned dangerous driver!
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Humps moose, screws fans.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
True Lies (1994)
'Spy Parents'?
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Alien (1979)
Drooling horror needs antacid.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Batman Forever (1995)
'DARK' Knight Schumacher, remember?!?
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Big Fish (2003)
Son finishes father's story.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Company Of Wolves, The (1984)
Little Red Riding Wolf.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Ash gains powertool prosthetic.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Hot Chick, The (2002)
Schneider's weiner becomes bun.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Jaws (1975)
Bigger boat WAS needed!
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Asian 'Dances With Wolves'.
Jul 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Fathomless 'League' comic adaptation.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Love Actually (2003)
Insipid and sappy, actually.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Man In The White Suit, The (1951)
Indestructible fabric: dry-clean only!
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Peter Pan (2003)
Kiss tickles Pan pink.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Spider-Man (2002)
Stan Lee's 'web' dream.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
Absorbing, hole filled tale.
Apr 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
Stallone's flat despite 3D.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Another girlfriend ruins band.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Sweet tooth pays off!
Mar 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Any Which Way You Can (1980)
Ties up 'Loose' ends.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Sets up sequel: Predalien.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Allegory cuts deep... repeatedly.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Memento (2000)
Forgetful man; unforgettable film.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Predator 2 (1990)
Cop conquers cosmic collector.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Say Anything (1989)
Frasier's dad's a thief.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Black rocks kid's world.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shrek (2001)
Singing ass' ass singed.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Spy Kids (2001)
Clumsy enemies all 'Thumbs'.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Timeline (2003)
Medieval fax-ing proves fatal.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Collector reunites Round-Up Gang.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Tremors (1990)
Arrakis's sandworms on Earth.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
White Buffalo, The (1977)
Four legged Moby Dick.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
X-Men (2000)
X-cellent X-men x-ceeds x-pectations.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Abyss, The (1989)
Abyss aliens stare back!
Dec 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Weaker, sisterless 'Spy Kids'.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley hybrid alienates fans.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Alien� (1992)
Canine alien consumes convicts.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Moon + moors + morons = monsters.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Pigs, flies haunt Sty-ger.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Batman wipes Joker's grin.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Frozen Schwarzenegger 'terminates' franchise.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
Space walnuts summon heroes!
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Impotent King plays hero.
Jun 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Ralphie learns mom's right.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Daredevil (2003)
Insightful sightless hero tale.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Down Periscope (1996)
Grammer's SUB-par effort.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Book reading brings bleeding.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hulk (2003)
Hulk Smash! Movie not?
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jaws 2 (1978)
Surprisingly toothless shark sequel.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Monster's greatest fear: 23-19!
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Cadaver covets Christmas 'clay'-lamity.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Phantom Of The Paradise (1974)
Composer signs regrettable pact.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Predator (1987)
Trophy hunter gets terminated.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Saw (2004)
One foot to freedom.
Mar 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Silver Bullet (1985)
Preacher's nocturnal activities hair-raising.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Depp's decapitation debacle delivers.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Arachnophobic fascists; Xenophobic war.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Superman II (1980)
Humanized hero learns humility.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
'Versions' battle for boy.
Dec 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Arnie battles iron maiden.
Jul 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wolfen (1981)
Dogs derail developer's dreams.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
X2 (2003)
Mutant gene changes Jean.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
2010 (1984)
HAL returns, Jupiter exits.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Aliens (1986)
Ripley conquers fears; aliens.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Crowe's 1970's backstage pass.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Anaconda (1997)
Voight slimier than snake.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Animal, The (2001)
Schneider's animal magnetism's repulsive.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Coppola captures humanity's inhumanity.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Arrival, The (1996)
Backward knee aliens invade!
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Batman Returns (1992)
Devito's Penguin disgusting, unwatchable.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Keaton plays reverse Ghostbuster.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Best In Show (2000)
Willard's commentary steals 'Show'.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Humanity more than memories.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
CGI animation approaches reality.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Good Boy! (2003)
Man's best friend: Alien?
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Howling III (1987)
Marsupial werewolves down under.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Howling, The (1981)
Sex stimulates lycanthrope's transformations.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Flying peach is 'pit'-iful.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jaws 3-D (1983)
Added depth; shallower plot.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Caine's great white flop.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
Boy beguiles gelatinous aliens.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
Kiki, cat create magic.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Legend (1985)
Devil's horns' compensation neurosis.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Man-Thing (2005)
Marvel's muck monster misses.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Reign Of Fire (2002)
Firey 'Jaws', same ending.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Shooting gallery opening: sickening.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Saving Silverman (2001)
Neil Diamond geek's hero.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Shadow, The (1994)
Radio hero's film forgettable.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004)
Robots finish madman's dream.
Oct 17, 2004
Unscored
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Supergirl (1984)
Silly skirted super-hero story.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Superman (1978)
Alien's humanity shames us.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Superman III (1983)
Pryor 'kryptonites' Superman franchise.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Anti-nuke 'peace': super-crap.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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