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Reviews by 'dgbenner'
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with a total of
1025
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Crying Game, The (1992)
You've Got Male.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(61)
Grease 2 (1982)
'Cease' is the word.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(55)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Boy m_ets g___.
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(50)
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
My Big Eeeek Wedding.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(42)
Deliverance (1972)
Forest Hump.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(37)
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Residence, Evil.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Tea With Mussolini (1999)
Steeping with the enemy.
Nov 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Straight Story, The (1999)
'Geezy Rider'.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Men Behaving Bardly.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Splash (1984)
The Wife Aquatic.
Feb 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Trainspotting (1996)
A real shoot-em-up flick.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
English Patient, The (1996)
Pilot lit.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
The stiched get hitched.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
Two funerals, one wedding.
Mar 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Blessed are the geek.
Jan 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
28 Days Later (2002)
London mauling.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
Santa's slay.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Meet The Parents (2000)
Ben: Gay.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)
Flirty Harry.
Mar 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Sauron-arya.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Glory (1989)
Band of bruthas.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Jonestown: The Life And Death Of Peoples Temple (2006)
Hi-C. Dead people.
Jun 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Million Dollar Hospital Bill.
Aug 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
A.I. Absolutely Incomprehensible.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(16)
Amadeus (1984)
Another big haired popstar.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Crash (2004)
Dillon: Ku Klux Kop.
Feb 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Magnolia (1999)
Toadally dumb ending.
Aug 31, 2004
Unscored
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(16)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
The Brown Mile.
Oct 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Shrimp tucked in barby.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Do You Believe In Miracles? The Story Of The 1980 U.S. Hockey Team (2001)
Puckumentary.
Jul 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
'Nam radio ham.
Jul 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Destroying of the Bling.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
My Left Foot (1989)
Sorta lame.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(15)
Spider (2002)
The English Mental Patient.
Aug 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Algebra fucks you up.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Chicago (2002)
Solidifies Gere/gay theory.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Suave man rogers Moore.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Shining, The (1980)
Talking finger has laryngitis.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Spam and Megs.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
P.O.W. goes 'POW'.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bill; will pay.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Yentl (1983)
She's a He(brew)!
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Footloose (1984)
Ren is wimpy.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Frankenweenie (1984)
New leash on life.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Tex and the City.
Jun 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Others, The (2001)
Dead Mom Locking.
Sep 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
'Love you Chong time'.
Aug 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack knifed.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
1 Vulcan, extra crispy.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
White Chicks (2004)
Wayan aryans.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Rock me, (Ama)Deus.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Lamb skewered.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(11)
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Crossing Rover.
Jun 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Cocktail (1988)
T.G.I.F(inished).
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Donnie Darko (2001)
The Sixth Adole-Scense.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
The Smeagle has flamb�-ed.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Monster's Ball (2001)
P. Diddy's kid: puffy.
Mar 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Red Dragon (2002)
Dolarhyde also a Dolarjekyl.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Lil' dude, big 'tude.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Tin Drum, The (1979)
Permanently little drummer boy.
Jan 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Abhor-va-ginals in the Outback.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Apollo gets rocky.
Apr 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Mork becomes shaz-bot.
Aug 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
A+ CIA OP, AWOL.
Aug 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Cool As Ice (1991)
Vanilla has no flava.
Sep 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Sitting Bull Durham.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Dune (1984)
Messiah drinks own pee.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Hocus Pocus (1993)
Sarah Jessica, darker.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Island, The (2005)
Clonespotting.
Jan 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Mulletted Montalban irks Kirk.
Aug 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Sylvia (2003)
Offers self, offs herself.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Barfly (1987)
Rourke's liver: worst.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Pantastic!
Apr 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Footloose (1984)
Homoerotic factory-dance disturbs.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gondor almost goner.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Mad Max (1979)
Loses wife, child, knee.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Malcolm X (1992)
American History, X.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Rico, suave.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Life of Brain.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
All the President's Women.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Coq, sans vin.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Ganjasaurus Rex (1987)
Fossil gets stoned.
Feb 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Greek girl gets Trojaned.
Sep 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Showgirls (1995)
Paradoxically, titillating and asinine.
Oct 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
'Uncle-fucker' was so touching.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Wilde (1997)
Law 'receives' an Oscar.
Jul 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monkey beats his bone.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond captured... ahhh nuts!
Apr 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Cell, The (2000)
JLo sees equine sushi.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Ghost (1990)
Mullet meets maker.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Idiocracy (2006)
United States of Duh-merica.
Feb 24, 2007
Unscored
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(6)
Island, The (2005)
Obi one, two.
Jan 6, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bill... pauses... a... lot.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
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(6)
Leon (1994)
Leon likes lactose.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Astronaut finds Banana Republic.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
No one's Ark.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Thugs contemplate Madonna's hymen.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Zoo (2007)
'Nay' should mean 'Nay'.
Mar 8, 2007
Unscored
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(6)
Babe (1995)
Look: ewe's talking.
Jan 1, 2007
Unscored
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